  Sarah Jessica Parker Was All Butta @ 2009 OscarsMonday, February 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe  Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinLucky for her she has a huge rack b/c they definitely help in keeping the attention off her face... Read more in 81st Annual Academy Awards (2009 Oscars), Bastardly Boob Reviews, Bastardly Ladies, Butterface Brownbaggers, Oscars / Academy Awards, Sarah Jessica Parker Bookmark/Search this post with: Related in a Scandalous way:34 Scandalous Comments |
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The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be... (the tits are good though)
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Ferris Bueller's Night Mare
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breasts look good, u know what you're getting from her so its no surprises here
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Uglier then a kick in the balls!!...Mas fea!!
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You take the kick in the balls and I'll take her. I can always do it in the dark.
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Hello Land O' Lakes! I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
....but tits in pain are hot.
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GOD shes so ugly! UGH!
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the boobs look like cupcakes on a plate
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horse in a dress
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Horse with pushed up boobs.
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Her mane is so nice and shiny.
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Just imagine her star power if she didn't look like Sea Biscuit. What a shame for her.
Also, can you imagine waking up next to that and seeing it with no makeup or hair? Yikes!
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she looks like Bar Rafaeli, and both of them are as ugly as a foot.
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bar is what sarah could have been with better genes.lol jews
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Poor, poor Ferris Bueller.
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she's Jewish, I hope you didn't expect her to be a beauty.
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What the fuck is with all the fucking racist fuckasses on this site? Go eat your mother's dick.
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JUDAISM IS A RELIGION,NOT A RACE.GO EAT YOUR FATHERS DRIPPING MANHOLE.
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Sorry, it's both. Try educating yourself. At least your name is fitting.
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Calling Jews ugly is not racist. Deal with, Fucker.
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Neither is calling your mother a whore.
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How long is Broderick going to keep this up? He's not even pretending to be proud to be with her.
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those tits only look good when they get massive uplifting support. Otherwise, not so big, not so lovely anymore.
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it kills me when you hear people say "oh the beautiful SJ Parker", or "the beautiful Sandra OH" how bout just "the rich SJ Parker" she's nasty ugly...and either that's one hell of a push up bra or she had them done
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We all grow old, but this...
this is a disaster, I think part of the problem is that hideous makeup.
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Sarah... you are so beautifuuuul... to meeeeeee...
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I never made it to the face. The back of her head looked good in my lap though!
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her husband murder some people in ireland
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her husband murdered some people in ireland
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I like her boobs but that's it. She's not really a beautiful woman... :(
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I wonder if the boobs are still real. At least her character claimed they were in LA Story back when she was hot and cute.
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i love you sarah jessica! you're my favorite!
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Her forehead and face looks harder than a mountain goats! You know I really feel she needs a full-body brownbag.
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WOOF WOOF!!! I mean Heehheheeheheee Whoa Horsey!!!!
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