Secret to AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Bod: Burgers, Water & Sex
Monday, January 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in Miami Beach.It's nice to see that hot chicks still dig big burgers! Sexy 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord was in Miami Beach with boy-toy Kellan Lutz yesterday afternoon chomping down on what appears to be a juicy burger. She then proceeded to build sandcastles and play some beach volleyball to help burn some of those extra burger calories.
And judging by AnnaLynne's ass bruise, it also appears as if she likes to be pounded from behind keep to help keep her bod in tip-top shape.
Here's AnnaLynne with Kellan Lutz.Since there's always a debate about boobies, here's a Bastardly Poll for your consideration...
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http://www.moejackson.com/user/1296
Isn´t this the guy all those penis enlargement spam emails should have been sent to?
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ffs you shouldnt post that link.. urgh I wasnt prepared for that
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Well, I WAS on my way to watch some pr0n... but not anymore after clicking on that link. THANKS FOR THE WARNING PAMELA!
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I'm so sorry, I've just been informed he's dealing with a case of a fungus,
some serious shit goin' on there. Sorry for this trauma!
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oh man....u just ruined my wonderful day with that link....me and my damn curiosity....
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We should have gotten....At least...A NSFW caution.
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Thanks, Pam! Is that anyway to wish everyone a Happy New Year? LOL!
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You'll learn. LOL
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That was my feeble attempt at sarcasm. I've seen his little thing before and it's quite gross.
You know, if they ever bring back the TRACKING TAB, maybe they can work on a sarcasm button.
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Nah, what I meant was, you'll learn to not click on links made by Pam. I still don't know what it is and in no way curious. lol
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Oh. My THINK button isn't working properly either. LOL!
That's Arion's little pee-pee. He's visited Bastards' guestbooks. How did you luck out and not get a visit?
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Arion IS Pam. That was proven back in the summer. So is Pam a dude or is Arion a chick? Get on that, Angels. LOL
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G stands for GROSS GOLIANO
Your obsession towards me is starting to be very frightening. Want me to humiliate you and post some links to threads (they are so many, they would destroy the effin page if I sent them all) where you think some uncertified person is me??? You're also a serious stalker who needs to get off my case. YOU GOT IT???
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LMBAO! If I was obsessed I wouldn't be all but ignoring your entries on my guestbook (the ones I haven't deleted, that is) and exposing your many alias', here. Try again, troll.
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That's cause it's reverse psychology. You're acting like a 5 year old. And then you go and send me this on my guest book:
by Goliano
1 week 19 hours ago
A'ight Pam, not meaning to sound like I'm all that, but, I'm gonna give you the benefit of a doubt -- until you make me feel that was a mistake.
You've directed some verbiage my way, in the past, that has caused me to erect a barrier between myself and whatever you have to say, which I'm sure requires no explanation from me. But, I'm not about making enemies out of those who may not be, so... as far as I'm concerned, the slate is clean. Your move if u choose to take it.
You effin liar. I can guarantee no one likes you in real life. You pathetic scumbag.
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You effin liar. I can guarantee no one likes you in real life. You pathetic scumbag. -
You did not write that, I am saying that to you,
I've been nothing but nice towards you.
Grow the hell up.
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When did I say I didn't write that? I still don't consider you an enemy, though... you're more like one of those stress relieving squeeze toy thingies.
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I would think this sort of toy would be more up your alley.
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You're confusing me with Rasheed.
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But you can squeeze it, and it's supposed to be very stress-relieving. :-)
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Ok, guarantee it.
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My blonde roots are definitely showing right now. I'm so confused. I don't know who's who anymore.
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PAM = UGLYMODEL + DELTAWHITE
D55 = SIERRA
JENNYLA = SEXPOWERTOTHEMAX + SASSYVIETNAME
BALLSOFDOOM = DAMLAOZEL + ARION
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Happy New Year!
I love this broad.
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small real tits > huge fake tits
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anything bigger would look horrible on her frame. she needs more ass though.
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tight body... but seriously, whats up with all the bruises. this chick needs some blood thickener.
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She has low blood iron and bruises easy.
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The face looks dumb like dumbo, but the body looks very pleasant. Yes, fellow bastards, pleasant as we like it.
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Stick thin women have small tits. It's a fucking fact. If you don't know that by now then you're a pimply virgin and you should kill yourself immediately.
I don't mind thin women but this bitch looks like a trailer park piece of shit in the face. She must be blowing every meth head in Hollywood for the attention she's getting.
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i like her. i think she has a pretty face but, she's too muscular.
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Her bikini top seems a bit unnecessary...
I think it should be optional in this case.
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The guy she's with should have his picture next to Douchebag in the dictionnary
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yea you can def see her vag in pic 6...shes hotness and i love her sexy hair
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Bag the face - Tag the bod. She has an outtie belly button. Great for target practice when i have to pull out!
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well she does have anal in her name...just saying.
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This broad looks like 40 miles of bad road.
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she might provide a fun roll or two in the hay.
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She's ugly from head to toe.
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I think shes hot....too bad the bottoms of the pics were cropped....her toes are even long n sexy
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The body's pretty nice, but the face in these pics is not looking the best. But these aren't the most flattering pics anyway.
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Well, now I see why she wears 400 pounds of make-up.
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she definitely has an eating disorder
she has one classic sign all the bruises...i know because i work with ppl that have eating disorders
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bruises = eating disorders It all makes sense now...
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i have to agree. i think also that she has an eating disorder.but she is gorgeous.
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vomit breathe .... yummy
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And to answer your poll: no, what she needs is a smaller head!
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I guess the hamburguer is a poor try to avoid all the eating disorder comments the pics of a body like that would surely induce. Failed.
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