Serena Williams Bootilicious Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
Monday, April 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWSNo worries, it's only Monday, so we have an entire week to redeem ourselves back to Bastardly Hotness Standards. Anyway, these pics were snapped over the weekend as the Williams sisters invaded Miami Beach.
Just because I know all you bastards are thinking about it, here's a close-up of Serena's ass:
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWSYou gotta admit, this looks much better than this:

























That's scary!
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Hw can she look like that, she's an athlete. That's just wrong!
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i guess for a booty that size, cellulite doesn't mean lack of exercise but genetics. b/c she is toned afterall
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PS she totally looks like the hulk except not green of course haha
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those bikini are clinging on for dear life
and for that i thank them
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STOP WITH THESE NASTY BUTTS, JENNIFER IS GORGEOUS AND SERENA LOOKS LIKE A MAN
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She reminds me of princess fiona. a huge ogre with a sweet dispostion. i feel bad for poking fun because she seems nice and isnt some conceited model type. she is extremely fat for an athlete though, and lets not even get started on the complete lack of estrogen.
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RICK JAMES BIIIIIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What a big fat ass
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pic 4 is nauseating.
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bitch looks like a dude! can we get more hantuchova pics! PLEASE!! that'd be much better!
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that is an arse, woooooo. is she still going out with Common? didnt realise he was of the homo variety, he's still too damn hot though
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For some reason I feel a bizarre attraction to that body.
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if your female; it could be masculinity she has..if your male, i commend you on loving a fat ass.
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These images will haunt my dreams.

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a bit manly, but not terrible
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warren sapp looks nice in a bikini
but seriously not bad, a little more cushin for the pushin
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goddam I can't even think of going past page 1. Please stop showing that man-assed woman, and the JLH fudge pile too. I'm don't want to barf yet tonight, until many beers AFTER the NCAA game. geeez.......
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I think I threw up a little there.
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Im a Black Bastard who comes here to see Smokin Hot White bitches like Annalynne Mccord and Megan Fox DAMN IT.
these pictures are an Outrage!
what the fuck is Chewbacca Williams doing on the Bastardly?
c-mon Guys lets not let this happen Again.
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Ugly ape.
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How the hell does a woman play tennis for a fcking living, and her body is turning into a bag of cottage cheese?! I mean, if your face is fcked up, the least you can do is get your body in face so we can call her her a buttaface. But we cant even call her a buttaface! Everything just plain butter!
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i mean get your body in shape**
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Couldn't be feminine if her life depended on it.
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That's OK, more chocolate for me. I'm man enough to handle that.
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McPerv rules!!
Respect, man
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That bitch has got to be on serious hardcore Doping to move that big fat ass around the tennis course...
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Serena is a man - that fat bitch is dumb and ugly. Why in the world do we need to see the man in drag.
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH - POKE MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!
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i really wish they'd give danny glover more roles... *sigh*
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Bow down and worship me carriers of the sperm! Lest i find you unworthy and clench up to rip your dick off!
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just simply beautiful.
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She needs a bikini bottom in a different cut.
The side-tie is cut like that to flatter people without booty.
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Fuck fuck fuck..
No! It's that fucking Jennifer Huge Tit's ass pic again!
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it wasn't a thong untill she put it on
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Who da white bitch?
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she a sista, what do u expect? all sista's be havin big azz
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for the size she is, she barely has any cellulite. Shes a big girl. Better that than super skinny!
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OW!! But tighten that thang up, lil sis.
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Is that 50 Cent in a bikini?
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Dude, your comment makes me laugh so hard..
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I would hit that ALL NIGHT LONG! With all the cash that she's got? I'd be a kept man for her. :)
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