Serena Williams Bootilicious Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!

Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWS

No worries, it's only Monday, so we have an entire week to redeem ourselves back to Bastardly Hotness Standards. Anyway, these pics were snapped over the weekend as the Williams sisters invaded Miami Beach.

Just because I know all you bastards are thinking about it, here's a close-up of Serena's ass:
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWS

You gotta admit, this looks much better than this:

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42 Scandalous Comments

Hw can she look like that, she's an athlete. That's just wrong!

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:26pm
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i guess for a booty that size, cellulite doesn't mean lack of exercise but genetics. b/c she is toned afterall

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:38pm
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PS she totally looks like the hulk except not green of course haha

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 5:21am
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those bikini are clinging on for dear life
and for that i thank them

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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STOP WITH THESE NASTY BUTTS, JENNIFER IS GORGEOUS AND SERENA LOOKS LIKE A MAN

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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She reminds me of princess fiona. a huge ogre with a sweet dispostion. i feel bad for poking fun because she seems nice and isnt some conceited model type. she is extremely fat for an athlete though, and lets not even get started on the complete lack of estrogen.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:34pm
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RICK JAMES BIIIIIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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bitch looks like a dude! can we get more hantuchova pics! PLEASE!! that'd be much better!

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 6:59pm
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that is an arse, woooooo. is she still going out with Common? didnt realise he was of the homo variety, he's still too damn hot though

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 7:14pm
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For some reason I feel a bizarre attraction to that body.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 7:16pm
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if your female; it could be masculinity she has..if your male, i commend you on loving a fat ass.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 7:23pm
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These images will haunt my dreams.
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Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 7:41pm
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a bit manly, but not terrible

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 8:02pm
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warren sapp looks nice in a bikini

but seriously not bad, a little more cushin for the pushin

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 8:30pm
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goddam I can't even think of going past page 1. Please stop showing that man-assed woman, and the JLH fudge pile too. I'm don't want to barf yet tonight, until many beers AFTER the NCAA game. geeez.......

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 8:37pm
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I think I threw up a little there.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 8:54pm
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Im a Black Bastard who comes here to see Smokin Hot White bitches like Annalynne Mccord and Megan Fox DAMN IT.
these pictures are an Outrage!
what the fuck is Chewbacca Williams doing on the Bastardly?
c-mon Guys lets not let this happen Again.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 9:13pm
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Ugly ape.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 9:36pm
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How the hell does a woman play tennis for a fcking living, and her body is turning into a bag of cottage cheese?! I mean, if your face is fcked up, the least you can do is get your body in face so we can call her her a buttaface. But we cant even call her a buttaface! Everything just plain butter!

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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i mean get your body in shape**

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:01pm
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Couldn't be feminine if her life depended on it.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:11pm
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That's OK, more chocolate for me. I'm man enough to handle that.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:30pm
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That bitch has got to be on serious hardcore Doping to move that big fat ass around the tennis course...

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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Serena is a man - that fat bitch is dumb and ugly. Why in the world do we need to see the man in drag.

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 11:27pm
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHH - POKE MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 11:40pm
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i really wish they'd give danny glover more roles... *sigh*

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 12:07am
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Bow down and worship me carriers of the sperm! Lest i find you unworthy and clench up to rip your dick off!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 1:36am
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just simply beautiful.

Monday, May 11th, 2009 @ 11:24pm
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She needs a bikini bottom in a different cut.

The side-tie is cut like that to flatter people without booty.

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 2:06am
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Fuck fuck fuck..
No! It's that fucking Jennifer Huge Tit's ass pic again!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 6:43am
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it wasn't a thong untill she put it on

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 7:15am
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Who da white bitch?

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 7:15am
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she a sista, what do u expect? all sista's be havin big azz

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 9:31am
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for the size she is, she barely has any cellulite. Shes a big girl. Better that than super skinny!

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 9:57am
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OW!! But tighten that thang up, lil sis.

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 @ 3:04pm
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Is that 50 Cent in a bikini?

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 7:51am
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Dude, your comment makes me laugh so hard..

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 @ 9:15am
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I would hit that ALL NIGHT LONG! With all the cash that she's got? I'd be a kept man for her. :)

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 1:34pm
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