Shauna Sand Topless Bikini Photos w/ New Boyfriend in Malibu
Friday, March 20th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Yeah, yeah, I know we don't necessarily post nudity on the site, I mean, with the exception of Vanessa Hudgens' hairy bush and Audrina Patridge's "leaked nude photos", but for Shauna Sand and her fake titties, I'm making another exception. I mean, atleast we're not looking at her stinky snatch or anything.
Anyways, surprisingly Shauna is photographed on the beach without her stripper heels! Remember the last time we saw her bikini pics in Miami Beach with her boyfriend at the time? Yeah, those bikini pics probably made you all puke and these are no exception. However, if she didn't already make you puke after looking at those photos when she bought a new pair of prostitute shoes, then here's your chance to catch up with everyone else.
Yeah, these photos are pretty much NSFW.
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No stripper heels?!
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Please stop posting this atrocity.
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Fakery, fuggery, fuckery, oh my!
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How exactly do you get to M.I.L.Filicious from these pics? Unless you were born in Innsmouth that is.
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ok-we all know the face/head is disgusting. but you have to admit she has a great body for being 82 years old!
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It's just like like driving past a house fire or car accident. I have to admit that I slowed down here and looked at all 20 pictures. Forgive me.
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Notice how she stands on her toes, as if those giant stripper heels were still attached to her in the sand. And I too, admit I checked them all out cuz it is like seeing a train wreck.
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The stuff of nightmares . . .
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my my, she looks so smart & educated :~}
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i like the younger guy factor...
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Her skin looks so damaged... for the sun maybe... She needs another boob job cuz those look very weird, and a new face... her nose!!! disgunsting... heavy make up... GOD!!! she is simply... horrible! trashy...an attetion whore... I need more adjetives...help!
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Wow this is a new guy that she is doin. Good for her they look like theya are so in love...Next
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she's like an ancient Egyptian god: a human body and the head of some hideous beast or animal
perhaps she is Plastina the goddess of plastic
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you hit it right on the head...and so should someone to this piece of work. Cut the head off, start all over.
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I LMAO ed @ "she's like an ancient Egyptian god: a human body and the head of some hideous beast or animal"
Hilarioussss
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Wait here, let me go puke my lunch.... I insist, someone have to dump this bitch in an acid pool, dissolve her!
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so fucking ugly, nasty hair, nasty face, I can't stand that woman.
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anyone noticed how big her MOUTH is? as long as she gives good head, that's all that matters... and, those legs are actually not bad, but forget the rest from the waist up.
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I see no ads in my browser, is that a bug?
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this is nauseating from start to finish. She might find she can actually move around much better without the plastic shoes. And the plastic tits.
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nasty as fuck, waste of space, please die you horrible, ugly fake and plastic bitch.
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I would still do her, and you would too, or else u the gay.
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Gaaawwwd -Damnnn!!! Fugly Douchebag Photoshoot...
them nipples look like stickers!!
Plastic face, plastic boobies, plastic nipples... might very well catch up barbie doll..
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THIS BITCH IS STUPID AND UGLY CUZ AT LEAST REAL WHORES MAKE MONEY,LMAOF. WHITE TRASH SKANK
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M.I.L.Filicious? More like F.I.L.T.H.Y.licious..
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WTF guys?? Are you guys blind?? Shauna is so fucking beautiful and perfect in her face and her body!!! OMFG!! FLAWLESSNESSS!!!!!!!! What a lucky motherfucker that guy is!! Shauna Sand truly brings sexy back and those poses are so fucking hot. Excuse it's time for me to jizz all over my laptop from Shauna!! WOWWWWWWW
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Americans with chinese tattoos are morons. Ooh, their chinese symbols are soooo kewl!! Please. For all they know it spells, "Hi, I'm a fucking faggot".
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