Shawn Johnson @ "Hannah Montana: The Movie" Premiere
Monday, April 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
So here's a thought... Shawn Johnson wins a gold medal at the 2008 Olympics and becomes a darling and ends up on DWTS; I'm assuming she's collecting a nice apperance fee for her work. On the flip side, Alicia Sacramone falls, doesn't get any gold medals and does a Gatorade G commercial; I doubt she got paid as much. Poor Alicia, well, we've not heard anything about gold medal winning Nastia Liukin but I'm sure she's parlaying her gold medal into some nice paydays too.
The dress is too little-girly for her. And, it looks like she bought it off the rack.
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LMAO!!
This little bitch is literally making me laugh out loud!!
Her body is not pretty, is what I mean...
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Every man should fuck a gymnast once in his life. It is the best fuck you will ever have, no matter what she looks like.
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Yeah, but I would prefer her to look like this:
Hope this works...
Btw, guy in orange 1st page has a tent...
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(Mitch G..,as in Mitch Gaylord, USA Gymnastic champion of 80's? ) Dude, you are so right. A fuk'n tight slot gymnast is as good as it can get. By the way, I'm ready to take over the stalker' duty on this hottie now that they arrested the other guy.
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Fucking Horrible.....Hobbit!!
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Unfortunate apple shape.
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ITZ GREASY MCMIDGET PART DEUX!!!!!!!!
ITZ HAYDEN PANETIERRE'S MIDGETIER N GREASIER SISTER!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARRRRGGHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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That dress is worse than a coat hanger abortion.
She looks horrible.
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whait,is she like 38 years old or wat
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Where are the pics of the hot one, you know, the one who kept falling at the Olympics? Post those pics instead of these.
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She IS the hot one!!!
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Jailbait??? Looks 25 FUGLY midget with fat legs
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I have got to wholeheartedly agree w/ Mitch about the fucking a gymnast thing. But the one I had was taller than 4'11, So I also recommend that as well. tl;dr watch out for trolls.
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She looks like a soccer mom who discovered crack to be hip
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Note to Shawn - Laura Ingalls Wilder wants her skirt back. Hang out with Emily or Miley and learn how to dress properly at a premiere.
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you mean, like a whore?
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No, she has that look down.
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Damn I'd tap that
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if they ever make a live action chip and dale's rescue rangers movie, she should play gadget.
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if they ever make a live action chip and dale's rescue rangers movie, she should play gadget.
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looks like Hayden Pentierre
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Tiny bitches like this shouldn't be leaving the house in anything less than 4" heels.
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She does have heels on and she still looks like she's 4'2"
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Feivel Feivel
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Yeah, i'd much rather be perving on Alicia "big, bouncy tits are tightening my ball"Sacramone than this munchkin.
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Caption pic: "I dunno Mr. Bergeron. The idea of explaining Watchmen to her, after she gets a kid discount... just makes me hard."
Nerdy dude with a boner: "Shawn is 83.55599944499949% stalkable..."
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Meh.
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Is that Hayden Penettiere's twin sister?
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She's pretty. I mean, um, attractive. No, ummmm, photogenic. Yeah, photogenic.
There's a calculator in front on my keyboard. I will not calculate how long until she's 18. No. I will resist. I won't touch the calculator, nor will I do any math in my head.
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don't do it... when you plug in all the info, she'll still look 13 at age 30...
oh wait, that'll be awesome... do it.
note to stalker: they didn't invent a boning knife for cooking...
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olympic games fall 2008 Shawn brought gold home, PLAY NICE!!!!!
sadly, her mother picked something she would wear...let Shawn pick from stores tht cater to her age bracket
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Shes kinda stubby....nevermind, she is very stubby but she got ass!
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So fucking hot
Her legs could crush a man's skull
I've been in love with her since the Olympics
I'd do jailtime for her
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look she is hot and all of you r talking bad i bet a lot of you dress bad but shes only 17 im 16 and im her height and i live and des moines so shutup talking bout her shes hotter then any of you will ever be shawn your awsome
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Wow. She's just gorgeous.
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