Shawn Johnson Lookin' Buff @ "Star Trek" Premiere in L.A.
Friday, May 1st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinShe's been a Bastardly Favorite since her gold metal stint at the Olympics last year. Check her category for more goodies!
























I feel so bad for her. She is a sweet girl but her body type is absolutley terrible. Even worse than Hyden.
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Ditto pookie poo. I want to like her, I mean who isn't fascinated with gymnasts???? She's cute and all but not hottness material.
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I second that ditto. Sweet girl, but has a horrible body type.
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yea kind of an aquired taste but i highly dought she'll have probs picking up dates. she looks great imo
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she dresses like a clueless girl from a small town in the middle of nowhere....oh wait...she is a girl from a small town in the middle of nowhere...nevermind.
you think that being young and having some residual income from getting a GOLD MEDAL in the Olympics that she'd get a stylist or at least someone to pick her clothes & shoes out. she seriously looks like she raided the discount rack at Fashion Bug and then hit up Payless for some BOGO.
as for her body, she's a gymnast, she's gonna have a funky body. when she quits, she'll have a massive growth spurt and look amazing.
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very cute face but really weird body, and she's only 4'10" too damn short....I agree with Caitie, she has no clue how to dress, I won't hate on her, she's a sweet girl.
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Ooooh...underage Olympic snatch. That's Uncle Pedobear's favorite!!!! Yum yum gimme some!
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Feivel Feivel
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She seems nice, but I agree with the other bastards: Her body is just weird.
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Gymnasts fuck as good as pornstars. fact.
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If she sneezes during sex she could snap your joint off. I agree that's not an ideal bodytype, kinda looks like a sexy fire hydrant, but I hafta agree with Ra, I bet she's a machine in the sack.
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That is one disgusting looking thing, I'm not sure if I see a woman or a man, or something in between.
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I thought gymnasts were supposed to be leaner? Like they are supposed to be strong, specially their core but not overall strong, so much volume makes them less agile or whatever
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Good gymnasts usually do have a body type more or less like Shawn's. She's got muscles, but she's not so bulky that it ruins her agility. I think how short she is might kind of distort how big her muscles look.
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anyone else find it amazing that they make heels for women that small?
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She probably shops at the same store as all the prostitots.
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those are too tasteful looking to be prostitot heels.
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This little girl's body really makes me laugh, LMFAO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY
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Dear lord this chick is awkward looking. Is she a midget? Er, little person?
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She's bulky, stumpy and awkward as all hell, and she's also a midget. It must suck so bad to be built like that.
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She doesn't look like a gymnast to me.
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I still say when you bring home Oylmpic Gold then talk...till then she's a winner for all the U.S.A. and that's that
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Cute face. Flexible bod. Vag. Charming. What's not to like?
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Hayden on 'roids = this chick.
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what happens to her body when she stops gymnastics
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Her body type reminds me of Danielle Fishel. Sweet looking face, nice smile, too much makeup and poor choice of clothes. I wonder what she looks like without any of those things?
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Maybe she can go back to school or college this year?
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