SHOCKING! Audrina Patridge Photographed Looking Up!
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Is it just me or has Audrina been missing from the scene as of late? I know she's dumb as a rock, but let's admit it, she's pretty damn hot! Ow!
These were snapped a couple days back as Audrina & her latest sex-toy left an L.A. bar...
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bitch looks like she got whacked over the head with a shovel.
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really Moe?? you think this is pretty damm hot? You need to move to Los Angeles, you can find this or hotter in just about any resturant as a server on the west side of LA.
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Warning: "Restaurant" is nearing it's expiration date. It will soon join "local mall" and "supermarket/fresh produce section" in the archives. Be prepared to cite alternate locales when so inclined.
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Can it be switched to "7-11"? Or how about "gas station" or "liquor store" or even "free clinic"?
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haha
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lol guys so true
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LOL I got some new locations:
bar
club
public tranports
ice cream parlor
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Or even the local mall. You can even visit the Westfield near Magic Mountain on a very hot day.
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since that movie made no money, what is the next step for her? porn movies?
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God, I hope so.
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God, I hope not...
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the good thing about the movie was that she was one of the first whores killed.
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she has an awesome body. this is what you ladies should strive to look
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oh shut the fuck up, her body is fake.She has cankles ,short and stumpy legs. M.Fox body is awesome not hers.
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Pic 1:
"Oh! Look at the pretty halo."
"Heh. The drugs are finally kicking in. Let's head back to my place."
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hobbit feet.
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do you see hair there? Those are nice feet!
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Moe I think she is the most beautiful girl in Hollywood right now!!! There... I said it.
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you must be twisted
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Like a pretzel!
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lol
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In order to this you must taste delicious. yum i love pretzels
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did someone shake her or something?
let's call it Shaken Audrina Syndrome. this happens when people that don't know how to look straight get shaken by fake friends on a really shitty TV show and all of a sudden they have fixed vision.
i'd fuck her.
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meh. nothing stands out (aside from her tits), and big surprise the dude she's with looks like a complete tool
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OMFG he's super HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DAMN!! and thats not a good damn..
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This girl has one night stand written all over her. Good for a shag or two but thats about it.
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i loveeeee her
shes soo gorgeous
BUT HATEEEEEEEE the hair
Aud go back to Brown
or chocolate brown with highlights
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Too f*ing cute!! This is what this chick ought to be looking like. I'd give anything just to stand next to her in an elevator.
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she looks clean at least.
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She looks deformed on a couple of pictures..and yes she's actually looking at the camera on one of them...wow.
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She isn't dumb as a rock, that is an insult to rocks, she is however, dumb as fucking shit and a stupid, lame and pathetic fake bitch, she is everything I hate about Hollywood.
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I hate this annoying cunt. On the 1st pig she looks like a bloated pig mixed with a rabbit. On the other pics her head looks bigger than her whole body.Her torso is way too long,she has very short and stumpy legs, and ow her toes look like sausages. Shes just lame and disgusting. He's a douchebag.
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hi muffin :)
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Hi miley v. I hope you infected Miley with swine flue;) and this retard over here 2. Haha keep infecting them with all types of viruses my sweet virus. :)
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I meant pic
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Audrina's sex tape being sold around?
How do i know?
I'm an insider bitches
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That was a hot pic of Charity Hodges ("your" BLOTD, page 1), but the next time you're trying to prank an entire blog, use her amateur pics, like this one.
OW!!
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I likes myself a bit o' Audrina.
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she should date short guys so she won't have to look up all the time
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Yeah.haha true. I think her eyes got stuck ,cause she 's such a slut and she dated 2 many tall guys and gave too many guys a blow job and she was always lookin up while sucking. This could be the only feasible reason for her ceiling eyes.
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Nothing that a Donkey Punch wont fix.....
:P
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