Shocking! Megan Fox Lookin' Hot @ "Transformers" Paris Premiere

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

As we noted yesterday afternoon, Megan Fox & the "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" gang are now officially on the European leg of the worldwide tour. This is all an attempt to stuff this movie down everyone's throats until they wanna hear more about director/producer Michael Bay's next mega-project "Transformers 3," which will probably go into production later this year.

To help market the movie to the highly lucrative horndogg demographic, Megan stood alongside co-star/pimp daddy Shia LaBeouf with her mouth open---at times playing with her tongue & at other times, simply nibbling on her thumb. I'm pretty sure Michael Bay is directing these appearances to maximize revenue in the coming months. The movie hits theaters worldwide on June 24th.

Photo Credit: KCSPresse / Splash News
Photo Credit: KCSPresse / Splash News
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Warning picture 3B will make you melt. She looks amazingly hot! Keep them coming Moe...

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:03pm
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Without the picture of the giant robot in the background I could swear it looks like a shot from the Adult Video Expo...

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:05pm
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I heard a rumor that there is something unusual about her thumb.. but I haven't confirmed it because I don't give a crap about that part of her anatomy.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:03pm
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She looks great as always.

But I'm really tired of commenting on posts about her. There's nothing left to say. I might sit out the next few weeks' worth of posts on her.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:07pm
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Megan, you couldn't get a mani-pedi? Really?

...what am I saying? She still looks great.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:11pm
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so hot. so hot. so hot. i'm babbling, right?

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:13pm
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I'm left speechless! I love the posts of her, especially when she's looking this good, but I'm running out of ways to express my desire to fuck her senseless.

If anyone can help me with my predicament, please call 1-800-954-FUCK

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:14pm
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You live in Broward County, don't you? Yeah, the 954 gave it away.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:25pm
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An 800 number with 954 as the prefix means Broward County? Simple minds reach simple conclusions.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:01pm
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LOL! Nice call, Goliano. Awww... poor d55. Stupidity has a way of manifesting itself sooner or later, sweetie.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 12:01pm
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Alexandra:

You nasty, ugly, fat ass bitch. Why dont you go and hit the gym instead of being here? I still remember your cryings, saying, "i have horrible cellulite, and it's all hereditary, people so go easy on mischa barton because she can't help it!" hahaha

You were also the bitch from the other day under the name of "lmao!!!"

You disgusting, ugly, jealoussss whore!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 1:34am
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what the fuck are you butting in for as if we're buddies or some shit? You have no pride, no integrity, no self dignity no nothing. I have told you off tons of times but you shamelessly butt in just to get my attention. How fucking sad can a "man" get? The dude is from Broward County.

And tell the ugly, fat ass, cellulite ridden hoe below to to stop being your cheerleader as if something is actually funny...pathetic creatures

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 1:28am
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She has the strangest taste when it comes to dress patterns and prints. This one looks like snake skin mixed with tie dye, which is just weird. I mean you really have to go out of your way to find a dress like this...

Her hair looks too much like Angelina's at Cannes, but whatever.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:16pm
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She's a wannabe Angelina, but she's never gonna be. People can say what they want about Angie, but there's no denying that she's beautiful, intelligent, talented, and generous. Megan will never be able to achieve Angelina's status.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:30pm
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i can't forget that thumb thing.
She's spoiled for me :(

I mean, who looks ie Para-Olympics on TV ?

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:23pm
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I am convinced that she is a total bitch to whomever is trying to bed her (B.A.G.?) I mean, she's extremely sexy so she has to either be horrible in bed (which I refuse to believe) or a total bitch.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:24pm
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wow, she's blessed with the most gorgeous eyes, that's what makes her so damn hot, amazing eyes, I hope she never gets back to blonde hair.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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That faggot jewboy Shia can thank his fellow tribe members for even coming within 100 yards of Megan dearest, let alone star with her in films.

My cock is thicker than his feminine arms, that fucker is no good with woman Megan Fox cum with me lets breed some black kids.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:35pm
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she looks like a doll

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:37pm
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wow... she looks great. Her hair looks beautiful, her make up is flawless and not OTT, she's complimenting her features instead of over shadowing them. Very pretty.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:43pm
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Though i have to say i find it distracting when she tries to hide her thumbs. At first i was scared of them but then i realised that busted feet are a worse feature and lots of people have no problem showing their alien toes. So Megan, just show your hands, stop putting your thumbs in your mouth, its no big deal. Every one has to have at least one flaw, be grateful yours isn't a big one.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:47pm
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Well I find nothing shocking that she's hot, always knew that..what I would find shocking would be if this dorky looking guy is screwing her.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 5:58pm
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She has fake teeth....

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 6:19pm
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Her eyebrows are awesome here

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 6:40pm
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American beauty at its finest.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 7:05pm
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her eyes are so amazing!!! Looking so beautiful an hot!

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 7:50pm
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she's hot alright. but can she stop imitating angelina jolie's style? this girl has no personality. first the purple dress with the slit (a la Jolie's Cannes dress), then the black dress (Angelina's Tokyo conference dress last year), now the hair (Jolie's Cannes).

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 7:53pm
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damn she's hot
once again, she didnt have 2 slut it up 2 look nice, which is good
these have 2 b the best pics so far imo

btw how the fuck does shia still have that thing on his finger, wasnt that from his car crash like a yr ago

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 8:05pm
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those shoes go with what? nothing!

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:23pm
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The shoes are in the neutral color family. So they can go with basic colors.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 1:41am
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I don't see a quote below her pix this time. Let me give one.

Pearls from megan:

"But I’m also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man…."

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? SHE'S BEEN BANGING NOTHING BUT A GUY HERSELF FOR THE PAST WHAT LIKE 5-6 YEARS?

She is so trying to be like Angelina Jolie. The whole "I'm bi" crap has gotten so old. Every bitch is claiming to be one these days. Just another way of trying to gain more fans and publicity. Until a bitch comes up with a female ex lover, she has no business saying she is bisexual.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 10:40pm
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looks good here, pornstarish but good

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:36pm
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Borat would say: Wawawewa. Very nice. How much?

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 11:55pm
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I just wish she'd stop trying to be Angelina circa 2000. It's so contrived and obvious and fake...ughhh

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 12:05am
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She's not trying to be anyone you naive-believe-anything-you-read twit. This is her style, her look that so happens to have a FEW similarities toward Angelina. The fact that she even mentioned herself in EW interview, the only reasons would be: "dark hair, tattoos, and action movie" She's really just trying to be her freakin self..yeah imagine that..

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:04am
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They should do a movie together. Megan can play a hot hollywood starlet and Angie could play her Mom or Aunt. lol

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:10pm
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Its a damn shame what happened to angie. Read this:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/06/10/this-used-to-be-angelina-j...

She was super beautiful once.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:13pm
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She's still very sexy, though. At least she has talent to fall back on.

I don't think Angie was ever as beautiful or sexy as Megan. Angie may win in every other catergory, but not those two.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:19pm
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Really? I think Angelina in her prime beats Megan hands down. Ang had raw sexuality that wasnt forced in any way. Also i can't say i think Megan is 'beautiful', extremely hot and sexy, yes but not beautiful for me, maybe when she get older she will be.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:23pm
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I never thought Angelina was extremely beautiful, but I always thought she was insanely sexy. I think Megan is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. I just wish she had more class and some talent.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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hmm maybe thats what she's lacking thats making me not see her as beautiful. I think right now shes a bit contrived you know with her fingers in her mouth and all the rest!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:35pm
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Megan tries too hard to be sexy, and it comes off as very contrived. In my opinion, that makes a woman less sexy. There are a few less pretty actresses that are very sexy because it comes very naturally. Eva Mendes is a good example. Not extremely beautiful, but one of the sexiest women around.

Angie doesn't have to try to be sexy. She is and she knows it. ACE must be over his fever because he's back to ragging on her. LOL!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 6:40pm
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Rhonda, I've been very complimentary to Angelina in this post, but she is starting to look more like Megan's hot mom than some Hollywood Hottie. lol

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 12:29am
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Say "hot older sister" and I'll forgive you. HaHaHa!!!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 7:22am
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Yes, of course it's contrived, because she's playing it up for the cameras. But it works for me. Megan's best performance is always on the red carpet or at these premieres.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 12:17am
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I think she's been looking retarded lately, especially with her thumb in her mouth. Less retarded, of course, than when she used to walk around with her tongue hanging out.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 7:23am
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Apparently, she doesn't care that she has no class and she doesn't care that people think she doesn't.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 6:37pm
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I wouldn't say Angelina was classy at 23.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 12:19am
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No, but she had the talent to back up that no class.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 7:24am
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I see Megan going downhill by the time she reaches 30.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 6:36pm
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I agree. Megan has terrible skin and she can get away with it now because she's only 22, but give her another 5 years and she'll definitely look far older. Angie peaked around 30, but Megan's giving all the signs that she's peaking now.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 1:02am
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Unfortunately, she'll probably learn the hard way that all beauty and no talent & brains only gets you so far. She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role. She seems to vain for that. Angie's lucky to have been blessed with beauty, brains, and talent.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 7:26am
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And a horrible Mother Theresa complex, which outshadows all of that....

Monday, June 15th, 2009 @ 1:47am
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She doesn't strike me as the kind of actress that will tackle an "ugly" role.

What casting agent worth his/her salary would ever ask her to?

Monday, June 15th, 2009 @ 1:54am
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I feel like Goli right now. I'm on the verge of meeting my Maker. Please stop!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 6:35pm
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Take elevator 3. It has a bar.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 8:17pm
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Thanks! After this day (FULL OF SCREAMING KIDS), I could use a few drinks. LOL!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 8:23pm
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Ace, I seriously think you should watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I watched it the other day, and I was really shocked by how beautiful Angie used to be. Angie was 30 during this movie, and I believe she was in her prime, which is also why Brad must have fallen so hard. She wears very light makeup throughout the movie, and her beauty is just breathtaking.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 12:59am
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That was a great movie. She's proof that, makeup-wise, less is more. I read your comment on ACE's guestbook and totally agree that she has amazing bone structure.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 7:28am
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I've run out of words for Megan for a while but I'll keep looking at her pics as they roll in.
Shia's hand must have been really messed up in that accident if it's still bandaged up after all these months.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 5:38am
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WOOW.. are her eyes green or blue?
I tought they were blue but they look very green here

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 9:39am
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pretty. but the tattoo of marilyn is disgusting

i hate her dress and shoes
i think my grandma has a curtain like that. ugh.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 9:41am
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Stunning. Smoking hot. Extremely edible.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 11:02am
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You probably now she has a job nose, lips done and her teeth are done. She has them fuller now. Well si has an ugly thumb like a fat sausage and her skin is not that clean. She has a lots of sun spots and she has lint on her shoulders.she also has acnee. But she has beautiful eyes, and the shape of her face is great. Nice body but with laszy boobs. I am just jealous :)

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 12:39pm
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The existence of Megan Fox may prove that there really was intelligent design.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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Unfortunately, she wasn't designed with any intelligence.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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Ok, so she'll probably never work at NASA. Intelligence is overrated anyway.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 12:46am
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what is with the thumb?!!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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To all of the stupid motherfuckers who post weak and baseless "She's not hot"- or "She looks like a slut"-type comments on Megan Fox posts here on Bastardly:

You sound more retarded than Corky from Life Goes On getting tossed around inside a clothes dryer. Megan Fox is stunning. Sure, Arnold Schwarzenegger has more acting skills than she does and sure, she has some pretty regrettable tattoos. It doesn't change the fact that she is the sexiest woman on the planet right now.

If you're hating on her, it's because you fall into one of the two following categories:
1) You are a fucking ugly female. When you go outside, the sun ducks behind the clouds, the gnarled tree trunk in the "front yard" of your mobile home park reminds you of what you used to look like during your better days as a teenager, and you couldn't get the mailman to fuck your useless mouth even if you took your fake teeth out to give him extra pleasure.
2) You're the dude pretending to "pound" the aforementioned female with your useless 3 inch dick and you hate your fucking life so much that you are considering "David Carradine-ing" yourself without the "autoeroticism."

Next time, do us all the favor- save the sorry, bullshit reasons Megan Fox isn't hot for the parrot you'll be spending the night with and the warm Pabst you'll be using to drown the sorrows that nobody else gives a damn about.

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 8:18pm
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We're all gonna force her into having thumb correction surgery (?) (what is that called - thumboplasty ?). Then she'll have freaky fake looking thumbs (Eeeeek!) and we'll criticize her for that!

Saturday, June 13th, 2009 @ 8:22pm
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why is she always opening her mouth? that dude looks like such a douche too, i dont know why anyone finds him hot

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 2:31am
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re: thumbs

coughinbreedingcough

maybe her mom should have mixed in a 'soul food weekend' in there somewhere and done the extra cardio. LOL

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 2:34am
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For those men that has anything negative to say about her, either the plastic surgery, bad skin, her make up, tattoos, just remember one thing ,even in her bad days she will look better than any girl you all have or will ever be with. Say whatever you please, she is beautiful regardless.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 11:59am
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sure.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 2:01pm
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GUYS! She has a fucking Adams Apple!
Pre-Op Transexual for sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that but stop gushing over him already.

BTW "Megan" they can shave that down so it's not so obvious.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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Yeah, there would be somethin' wrong with that! Thanks for sharing your love of trannies so we won't have to assume it.

Monday, June 15th, 2009 @ 1:26am
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Hey!, I only watch Tranny porn when they're with women.
Does THAT make me gay?

Monday, June 15th, 2009 @ 8:28pm
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