Simon Cowell gets a Lap Dance by a Mystery Hottie in St. Tropez!
Monday, July 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: © Bauer-Griffin LLCThese were snapped just last night as he was spotted partying at club VIP in Saint Tropez, France with a mystery hottie. He appears to be a bit startled when he sees his picture being taken, but I'm sure in reality he could care less what anyone thinks. He gets paid to be a bastard, so this only adds to cache. Bastard!
Anyway, as most of you probably heard, Simon Cowell's reportedly being offered between $100 to $144 million by Fox to stay on as one of the judges of "American Idol," so it wouldn't surprise me if he walks around thinking he has a 12-foot long penis. Wouldn't we all?! With an annual income close to 100 million pounds per year, houses all over the globe (purchased a new $22mil pad in Beverly Hills earlier this year in May), it's only fitting that Simon Cowell is allowed to have a new hottie every couple weeks. Why the fuck not?!
Also, while we're on the topic of contracts & annual salaries: Ryan Seacrest is the new $45-million man! He's reportedly going to rake in $15mil per year over three years. I thought we were in a fucking financial crisis?!
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When you're rich like him, you don't even have to pay for the dance.
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i know!! fucker!
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did he get the bill clinton special rate?
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WTF...i thought he was gay!!...is he Bi-sexual??
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No, Simon's as straight as they come.
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mmm it most be the english accent...
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Yes, because an English or Irish accent automatically makes you gay.
GTFO.
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or it makes you the villian in a movie/tv show. ;)
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Yep, most English and other European men just seem gay.
BTW, Simon likes to date porn stars.
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I wouldn't say gay, but they seem more feminine.
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Could it be the 100 kg of fat they lack?
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good ass job simon, i am proud of him
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she looks good enough for the girlfriend experience...
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I guaratee that.
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He sits at table next to three other idiots judging people by day and has hot women fall on lap by night. Sounds about right.
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...at A* table...
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He looks bored out of his mind.
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I'm jealous of his money and position in the recording industry.
I'm NOT jealous of his bloated face and man boobs.
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Simon Cowell is gay but in the closet.
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he is a man after all....a free one....why not as well enjoy a lap dance...good 4 u Simon
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Hottie? What hottie? I don't see anything...
Um.. I am missing something here? How the fuck do we know this slut is a "hottie"? She could be a nasty, sloppy whore like Danielle Lloyd or some equally oily Euro-slut. All we see is hella back fat and sloppy arms. No face, no ass, no tits, no legs.. therefore this post is BULLSHIT.
My other question: what the fuck is up with Simon's hair? He's got a fucking ass-crack for a hairline with that aborted flat-top he tries (and fails) to rock. Only because he has more money and power than God in Hollywood, does anyone fail to state the obvious.
He looks like a fucking over-aged douchebag.
DOOM HAS FUCKING SPOKEN!!
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The reason Simon Cowell looks so uncomfortable is because he is gay.
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he is ugly; he is rude; he is just trying to be different by being an asshole because the reality is if he were just being himself, no one would have given a fuck about him...the dude suffers from inferior complex so he tries to compensate for it by appearing confident but he overdoes...fucking douchebag.
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I see you've been doing a lot of introspection here, lately. Good for you, there may be hope after all.
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isn't the word "introspection" a little too big for someone whose IQ is 2 digit? Go, try to talk to girls in real life, desperate fuck.
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maybe true but most of those singers really do suck
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I like his ex.
She is cute and she seems nice.
He should just marry her already and have some kids.
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So where's the photos of him getting the lap dance from the hottie cause these ain't them.
I can tell the the arms and the back fat, and the nose to some extent she not a hottie.
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haha
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simon simon you can do so much better with all the hot young thing out there who would do "anything" for a chance at a record deal this is what you get..
although she could have just walked up and sat in his lap..
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lucky bastard
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he's my fave Idol's judge..
the other 2 are just plain.
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