So, Is This Dude Really Sexing-Up Emmanuelle Chriqui? BASTARD!
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

If he really is, GOOD FOR HIM!! He's giving all us bastards hope, damn it!
Anyway, these were snapped as these two left the Katsuya restuarant in Hollywood (supposedly to have post-dinner sex, which isn't as good as the sex you have when you're starving (for obvious reasons)).
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That is one lucky bastard. These are not her best pictures though.
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I didn't know she had bad pics...
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No, i seriously don't think so. I saw that 'you dont mess with the zohan' and she was the only good thing about the film. Very pretty. Her hair is amazing too.
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indeed, she was the only reason I kept watching the movie all the way to the end.
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this guy is lucky i guess, but if a guy like that, can get a girl like that, the hot girl must have issues
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Sex on an empty stomach is better, because if you're full, you're more lethargic.
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I doubt it. He's probably her servant or something like that. He's nasty looking.
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She's so pretty. He's probably a friend or bodyguard.
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Empty stomach. Less blood going to the digestive system.
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WHY???!!!
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He's gotta be Banging the Living Daylights out of her
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Empty for sure. NEVER give a bj on a full stomach.
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