So, Who Got Brooke Hogan's New CD Autographed @ Wal-Mart?

Photo Credit: INFPHOTO.COM

We were lucky enough to get our hands on a few pics from an autographing session held at a Wal-Mart in Davie, Florida in celebration of Brooke Hogan's new album "Redemption." Anyone download any tracks? I heard it's gonna be up for at least a couple Grammys next year. I guess we'll have to wait & see...

Anyway, I don't know if it was bad marketing by her management or what b/c no one showed up to Brooke's desk for an autograph. After all, we are in a global financial crisis, so it's totally understandable why her new album isn't showing up on any top 10 charts--but I digress. So, as I was saying, we were sent around eight photos & only one photo shows Brooke signing some poor kid's cast (the kid was in a wheel chair, so he was kinda helpless). We don't know whether the kid in question coughed up allowance money for Brooke's CD or not.

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this hideous man-beast is under babes?!?

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 4:52pm
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i love how you can see her ribs on the album cover...

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 4:54pm
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brooke who??

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 4:56pm
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she dissed heidi montag on one of her mixed tracks itz wuz so hilarious....they is nuthin funnier than dlisted whores dising each other

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 4:57pm
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you listened to a brooke hogan track?

anyway, just youtubed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOl_iK_EBDY

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 4:58pm
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no moe i wuz browsing and it wuz like brooke hogan disses heidi and i thought it was quite interesting

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:19pm
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I'm not classy enough, sorry.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:02pm
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brooke kicks starts her world tour of Bar B Q cook-offs & dollar store parking lots concerts

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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haha. good one.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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That album cover makes my eyes sad.

/10:14 Racer X would be hittin' it, a tee hee!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:12pm
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She really has a new CD? She is fine though.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:15pm
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She seems to be a genuinely nice person and she is cute.
I really don't understand why people talk so much trash about her.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:27pm
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she's cute? did u see page 2? she looks like freddy kruger

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 8:20pm
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She is a petite, dainty flower petal of woman. I think I'll have the hood of my Trans Am re-painted with her album cover image...yeeah... *wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! What happened? Oh, Eighties flashback, bummer.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 5:49pm
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ahahaha this shizz is hilarious! but moe ur missing the juiciest pics..there are ones with stacks$ and she´s doing this really wack chair dance. its funny as all hell. i actually think she looks better than usual here, still busted but i cant hate her. shes too sweet. i think she lost weight but that album cover is absolutely farcical. who the heck came up with that? damn i actually feel embarrassed for her...poor brookie.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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That album cover is . . . damn, I have no words to describe how bad it is.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 6:12pm
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Hmmm... I guess I have to agree with others that wrote saying she seems to be a nice person. She's insane though if she thinks she's ever going to have a successful music career.
I'm not in favor of stupid stunts to get publicity or create controversy but she'd have to do that to get noticed at all. I'm wondering if she'll ever resort to the sextape. Doesn't really work these days but some still try.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 6:28pm
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she's a tranny. she can probably kick hulk's ass. that kid is hilarious

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 6:41pm
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Ugly fucking Oger!!...we need a "Bastardy Ogress Match Up"!!
Brooke Hogan Vs. Khloe Kardashian!!...Fucking Monsters!!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 7:33pm
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keep the body loose the head..

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 11:03pm
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i wish she was a LITTLE smaller, i don't think she is that bad but she has no ass and she's huge, it just didn't ever come together

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 11:17pm
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she looks like porn star..

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 2:29am
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i hear ya - she looks just like mom - how does someone so young look like they have enough mileage on them to be ready for the "cash for clunkers" rebate

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 9:55am
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no one showed up...embarrassing hahahahaha

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 4:56am
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did she put that kid in the wheelchair?

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 8:08am
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masculinity times infinity

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 8:17am
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This is a sad, sad day.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 @ 9:30am
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