Sophie Monk Follows The Money; Hits Up 2009 Emirates Melbourne Cup
Friday, November 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier this week in Melbourne.Considering how this was probably one big gathering of Australian sugar daddies, who can blame Sophie Monk for suffering through the long flight from L.A. to attend the event? The 2009 event was the 149th annual race, but next year's 150th anniversary is already shaping up to be a huge event.
Prizemoney for our most famous horse race will top $6 million, cementing its place as the richest handicap race in the world.
A new 18-carat gold, three-handled Cup, modelled on the one won by Phar Lap in 1930, will be crafted for the special anniversary race at a cost of $50,000. [Source]
I know all you bastards were dying to know that...
Related in a Scandalous way:
- BREAKING!! SOPHIE MONK DRESSED TO IMPRESS IN BEVERLY HILLS! OW!
- Emma Rigby Doing Skanky-Ho Poses @ The Liverpool Style Awards
- Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson: Sexually Assaulted In Japan!
- Sophie Monk Test Drives Prostitute Lady Bug Costume in Daylight
- BREAKING!! Sophie Monk Shows Off Surgical Marks On Her Hips! Ow!
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she's hot, face doesn't look swollen
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there's something too weird about her face.
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It's the perfect storm of everything that can go wrong with a girl!
Horse Teeth (check)
Greasy hair (check)
legs 80% shaved (check)
Oily, clammy skin (check)
Show off gnarly leg wound (check)
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Her lips look like hotdogs.
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the lips would be good... but those wood chippers behind them are stopping me from wanting to put any wood in there
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Her puffy face-vagina seem to be the worse of her problems. Judging by the rest of her, she paid for those pussylips rather than inherit them.
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oh gwad, please leave the roadkill on the roadside & stop dragging it in here....ug
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she seems to get by with her looks. i dont like the way she looks. next
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She looks like a prostitute hooked on crystal meth...
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exactlyy
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She's more sexy than pretty, I would spend the night with her... given the chance!
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she was hot for like 5 mins and then it went downhill, and she should have traded that stupid headband for some earrings
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Sophie Monk is so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
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I have now upgraded this chick from fish lips to plunger lips....so be it. And oh yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a few plunges myself...
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Insert obligatory horse face/horse teeth joke here.
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ugh...if it wasnt for that mouth, chin and the dent between her eyes, she would have been so damn pretty...
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not chin, i meant teeth.
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You got to give this trick props.
She is a hustler.
She is determined to land a billionaire one way or the other.
Kelly Rowland, watch your back. lol
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she's so pretty but looks demented sometimes
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she's not that pretty and looks demented most times
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Oh Fuck... I was trapped!
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fucked face
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fug
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I really demand a brownbag!
damn it.
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chicks and their stupid lip injections....fucking dumb
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Yeah I'd chance it and put my meat between those lips.
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I keep expecting her to rip her face off and be some Doctor Who type alien - what was it, the Slitheen?
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