Sophie Monk Reads Us Weekly Magazine!
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Anyone seen any of Sophie Monk's movies from this past year? She had roles in 6 movies that were probably all released straight-to-DVD this year. Do The Hills Run Red, The Legend of Awesomest Maximus, Hard Breakers, Spring Break '83, Murder World, or Spring Breakdown sound familiar to anyone?
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Did she just have some more work recently done on her eyes? Cause she looks like a deer in the headlights in every shot above.
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This photo was probably staged so she could get into Us Weekly.
She definitely did something to her face, because she almost looks like a completely different person.
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I really like her body. Her eyes are gorgeous but she alwyas has to fuck them up with a hideous white/silver eyeliner.
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what is with that eyeliner?! Weird looking.
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white eyeliner or a silver one is suppose to make eyes look more awake and bright but damn, not when it's used to outline the whole eye, it looks freaky
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lol she looks like a maniac!
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she never makes herself look better, only worse
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another dumb slut, with horrible PS and stuck with that vapid "deer caught in the headlights" look.
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Ugly makeup. There has to be a makeup artist out there who wants to lend her a hand, because this look ain't working.
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She could look better! That face just screams bitch slap!
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Jesus Fucking Christ..
what happens to her eyes?
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Ever since she married a plastic surgeon (or dating? I am too lazy to look it up), her face has been getting weirder and weirder.
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DIE PIG DIE PIG DIE
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she put white pencil on the waterline of her eyes ,retards.
she looks like Allison Harvard.
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Her eyes look freaking horrible.
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she's only reading that to see if she's in it. which she isn't. why? you ask. cuz she doesn't fucking matter.
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she can read too ?! wow the whole package huh
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ha...
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i hate the white eye liner!
but she's alright
dye her hair brown
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she's got the expression and look of just seeing a ghost or something....
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maybe sophie can make the cover the next time/us weekly does a stuck on mr.wrong type thing. ;)
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meh.
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I think she's completely rancid.
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Now that is a good way of describing her. Rancid.
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Who told her that shit was acceptable? This babe has no friends.
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When did the aliens abducted her and suck out her brain? Perhaps it was that day she was walking in the US with her Halloween costume a week or so before Halloween.
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