Sophie Monk Test Drives Prostitute Lady Bug Costume in Daylight

These were snapped yesterday in Hollywood.

First off, is it just me or do Sophie's lips look a lil' fatter than usual? Then again, maybe it's all part of the costume?

Besides members of the Kardashian family and a long list of D-Listers desperate for fame, Sophie Monk is another one of those chicks who'll first call up the papz & then proceed to walk to a Halloween party in broad daylight. Or maybe she couldn't find parking near the house so she parked a couple blocks away?

Whatever the case, I'm pretty sure this slutty lady bug costume will create a lucrative bidding war between at least a couple sugar daddies in attendance. Best of luck, Sophs!

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2 Bastards Dig This!

why do douches walk around in daylight in a halloween costume BEFORE HALLOWEEN!?!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

"This is so good, it has got to be fattening" - Stewie Griffin

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 12:44pm
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I love slutty halloween costumes

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 12:46pm
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I thought you were a guy???? now I'm really lost.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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OH you mean on someone else...last tag!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

yes, her lips look bigger and like a baboon's ass. Here is something i had not noticed before: her shoulders are too broad and perfectly flat/straight...like you can sit on them.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 12:47pm
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very impressive observations, i have never seen that before, its like she is a robot

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 12:51pm
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I love her broad shoulders ! makes her looks so symmetrical or something and they are wider than her hips which looks good!@

Friday, October 30th, 2009 @ 10:58am
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2 Bastards Dig This!

you're lauden conrad, arent you because you have the same body type of thing going on...shoulders wider than hips is not something to brag about when it comes a female body...that's how a man looks like.

Saturday, October 31st, 2009 @ 2:43am
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damn, i butchered all my sentences:

you're lauren conrad, arent you because you have the same body type going on...having shoulders wider than hips is not something to brag about when it comes to a female body...that's how a man looks like.

Saturday, October 31st, 2009 @ 2:45am
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here is you, lauren with your huge shoulders (and wide monster feet):

http://deceiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lauren_conrad_shopping.jp...

Saturday, October 31st, 2009 @ 2:47am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Orc toes. She has Orc toes.

Saturday, October 31st, 2009 @ 3:01am
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gross, she has a tache too!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009 @ 5:51am
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SOPHIE - FIRE YOUR FUCKING PUBLICIST!

HE'S A FUCKING RETARD

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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I could crush this bug! XD

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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ding dong....Ladybug: "Hi little girl, go tell your daddy ladybug flowers are here.......oh yea remenber to tell him CASH ONLY....yea and flowers are expensive."
guy "Hello...oh crap you aren't supposed to be here till 7:00 tonight...you're just gonna need to come back later."
little girl: "Why is she bringing you flowers daddy?"
guy: " Uh look Stacy why don't you go play with your toys."
Ladybug: " Look do you want the flowers or not? In 30 minuets I gotta diliver some...uh flowers down the street."
guy " OK so can you come back at 6:00?"
little girlpeeking around corner: I like flowers and I have $3.95 in my piggy bank. Can I buy them?"
new lady comes to front door: "Frank just who the EFF is this tramp & why is she here?"
Frank: "Oh crap, uhhh she's just delivering flowers & got the wrong house honey lamb."
OK we'll end here for today. Is Frank gonna get divorced? Can he talk his way out of this? Where is the Ladybug going now? Is Stack gonna get flowers? Does anyone actually give a crap?

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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A lady bug with fish lips...now that's something new...I like her costume..but what I really would like is to tear it off and have my way with her...lol. actually she doesn't have a bad body...but do lady bugs have asses? can't see it on this one....

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:26pm
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Eh. So bland and annoying. Makes me want to squash her like a June bug.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:48pm
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I like it. This is how a sort-of-hot-but-not chick gets my attention.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:49pm
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I would still only give her about a $100 to $150 for a "consultation".

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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Hey Moe or Jackson or Moe Jackson, Give some insight on how celebs really are if you can.

How pathetic are some celebs for real? How many really tell the paps where they will be? How much sugar daddy searching goes on and how easily do celebs give it up for producers and directors etc.?

I'm thinking some are borderline prostitutes but I could be wrong.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 3:09pm
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Rule of thumb:
They're all whores.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 8:38pm
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I generally consider her to belong into the freak jar, but this bug... me likes.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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looks like somebody is desperately seeking for a lil bit of attention,poor fish.body is not bad in that outfit but the face ,bleh.she should dress like something useless(e.g litter)not as a l.bug cause they are useful but she is the uselessness in person

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 3:44pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

australia must be so proud

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 4:06pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

They are. They got her to come to the US and get the hell out of Australia.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 4:38pm
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HER FACE IS LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER....NOT A COMPLIMENT

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 7:24pm
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she is soo HOTTTTTTTT
i dont get how this girl is a whore
or sugar daddy seeking
shes hott

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 11:25pm
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Well I think she is hot in this outfit. Though she IS a little silly walking around in it in the middle of the day before Halloween.

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 11:42pm
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I like the costume but not the person who wears it.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 8:40am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Makes you wonder what she actually wore on Halloween.

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 @ 8:51am
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fat????? its a walking stick

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 8:26am
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