Sophie Monk Tests Camera Functionality on Blackberry
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Sophie Monk appears in the straight to DVD movie,The Hills Run Red, available September 29th. It's one of those cult horror films so I'm guessing that true acting skills weren't completely necessary for the role; hence Sophie would be perfect for casting directors. Recent photos of Sophie haven't been as pleasing as bikini photos... but we know that she takes out her own trash and is down to give a fist bump even when she looks horrified.
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Oh my god a camera I better lift my shirt and show some skin to distract from my piggy nose, oink oink.
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can't believe she's hitting russell simmons & his millions...
good for her! ha
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no wonder, she's british.
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i have always liked her, she is very cute, like the camel toe too
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never liked her. Probably never will. NEXT!
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I like her...i think she always has that sexy look...great camel toe also!
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Wow, the crotch of her leggings is actually shaped like a vagina... Thats beyond camel toe.
If she didnt wear fake tan and embraced her ppp skin she'd look a lot better. People that pale should not try to be tan. She could rock the vintage look if she wanted to.
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casual clothes dont work on her she needs a bikini or to dress up..
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suddenly, from out of nowhere; A BRICK WALL HITS YOU!
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Yawn
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So it ain't just me, huh? The deceptive camel toe isn't even adding any entertainment...
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What the hell is that thing? Does she have a vagina hard on? or maybe she's on her period and wearing a pad instead of a tampon? That thing looks like a mystery! And that bent she has between her eyes makes her look scary. I am not even gonna bother with that mouth since i am sure it can't be fixed because it's not just her mouth her gum structure, as well.
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Her sloped forehead casts a shadow in between her eyebrows, making it look like she has a uni-brow, when in reality, she barely has eyebrows at all. Botox, injected in the area could lift her forehead and render her more attractive. Also, she has permanent lip implants, which give her that weird shape where the natural part of her lip flattens when she opens her mouth, but the implant still sticks out. Her skin is not smooth and would likely benefit from some kind of peel. Her waste is also quite wide, and in the last picture, she appears to be sweating on the under-boob.
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First of all, you need to fucking stop with this nickname. We all now you're balls of desperation.
Second of all, you're not dr. sanjaygupta so all this talk where you try so hard to sound like a doctor must be gratifying your alter ego.
"Her sloped forehead casts a shadow in between her eyebrows, making it look like she has a uni-brow, when in reality, she barely has eyebrows at all."
No, you stupid piece of shit. She actually has a bent between her eyes. It's not a shadow effect caused by her slope forehead. What a stupid theory. Fucking moron
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what a crazy lady. I have stated, quite clearly that i'm not a doctor, nor is my name sanjay or gupta. Dr. Sanjay Gupta is a medical correspondant on CNN. I am not him.
and, she does have a sloped forehead.. almost a sagittal crest, which is most definately causinng the shadow.
But, since she is not a neanderthal, its unlikely she has a protruding sagittal crest, and instead, it is a SLOPED FOREHEAD. And, you dumb bitch, botox, shot into the area.. lifts the area up.. which would pull the skin causing the protrusion to be minimized.
I have no idea what a 'bent' between the eyes is, and i assume you just made it up... perhaps you think youre a doctor?
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damn...that's not nice..haha..i love it!!
do u talk like this on bed? please say yes...
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP OVER FUCKED TRASH, I CANT BELIEVE SHE COULD SCORE SIMMONS, HE MUST B REAL DESPERATE, AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD U PUT URSELF INTO THOSE PANTS, ITS JUST NASTY, SHE MIGHT AS WELL JUST LET IT ALL HANG OUT AND FLAP ON THE WIND
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i've seen prettier faces on cash
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