Sugar Daddy Russell Simmons Probably Had Sex With This Woman
Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.comAfter spending years locked up between Kimora Lee's legs, I don't blame Russell Simmons for sleeping with every chick who needs a career boost or some classic Sugar Daddy Lovin'.
These particular pics were snapped Monday evening, so you can bet your ass that Russell got a taste of the mystery woman in the pics following dinner & drinks. VIVA EL MANWHORE!!
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Kimora's scratching her eyes right now
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Russell probably doesn't wear cologne....he probably just rolls around in a pile of money before he goes out. Who can blame him?
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Russell is da shit!
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do you think all that money and all those women help him cope with the pain of lossing his marriage and kids?!?! i bet he filled bags with money, drew faces on them, and they are supposed to be his kids. he probably tucks the money bags into bed, reads them a story, and kisses them goodnight.
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he probably put those money bags with faces in a radio flyer wagon and skips to the park with them. then pushes them on the swing.
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Dude, u need to write for The Onion. LOL
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she is zani gugelman and doesnt need to have a sugardaddy as she is already super rich and a very composed socialite
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