Surprise, Surprise! Kristen Stewart Smokes Weed!
Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Kristen Stewart alongside some lucky bastard on a yacht.Is anyone really shocked? And from the looks of that dude, I'm pretty sure Kristen Stewart is also into really kinky and possibly painful sexual acts.
As you guys know, we here at Bastardly are always keen on chicks who love to experiment behind closed doors, so more power to you, Kristen!!
BASTARDLY TIP #190,290:
BUY A YACHT. GET LAID.






















Jesus Christ, how much fun would it be to fuck Kristen Steward on a yacht while high? This lucky douchebag died and went to heaven. She looks like she would be a great fuck too. She seems kind of sarcastic and mean.
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i dont find her in the least bit attractive.
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That's because you are a fucking girl.
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no thats because she's fucking ugly fuckwit
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she's ok i guess...but is not like she's super hot or sexy...nothing special!
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IMO when you're only notable feature is a massive pointed chin, you are not hot! But i guess shes all dark and quirky so she's got that in her favour.
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your not you're
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Don't you get bored spending your life saying how ugly other girls are? Don't you have anything better to focus on? I can't remember the last time I looked at another guy and thought to myself, Hey, he's not that good looking. Doesn't even enter into my head. Stop being so insecure and do something with your life that you can be proud of. That way you won't get all anxiety ridden when you think no one thinks you're pretty or you think no one is paying attention to you. Stop trolling websites for the explicit purpose of pointing out how average and ugly female celebrities and actresses are. By dint of being cast in a movie Kristen Stewart is infinitely more interesting and talented, which is part of her appeal, why dummies like me find her attractive. The fact that you don't get that leads me to believe that not only are you shallow and have bad taste, but that you are clueless as well.
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You're registered as "ThatsJustWrong"..why don't you post under your own name?? Pathetic.
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Um, wtf are you talking about. I'm not so childish or afraid to post under my own name. Don't start making up crap just because I bitched at you for your grammar. Get over it and move on.
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It's spelled: That's just wrong.
Apostrophe, remember??
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+1 for the rant
+1 for "I can't remember the last time I looked at another guy and thought to myself, Hey, he's not that good looking" because it's so true about chicks on this board.
The only reason I'd be checking out a website with scantily clad dudes is if I liked the cock. I can never decide if the chicks posting here are lesbians (not that there is anything wrong with that), or if they just get off bashing other chicks because it makes them feel better about themselves in some catty, 11th grade way.
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you're the best
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You're right about one thing, i REALLY want you to think im pretty and give me attention and constant reassurance that there's no one more gorgeous or sexy and that nobody else can give it to you like i can....
SERIOUSLY do men actually still have this view of women? That everything we say and do is motivated by insecurities? Do you know how sexist you are being by reducing everything women do to mere cattiness?
You see this 'comment' function? That means i can say what i want without having to be called up on it by fucks like you?
Just remember; for the amount of time i'm spending on here commenting about this girls big chin, you're spending an equal amount of time telling me i need to find something better to do...
And as for 'trolling', you're the unregistered user attacking a REGISTERED bastardly member, so don't talk to me about trolls. All you people do is look for comments that registered users have made so you can click on their name to see if they have pictures so you can badmouth their looks and post comments under different names to support yourself. And who's insecure in this equation???
'Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors.' Go to perezhilton for that shit.
Get a life, Kristen will never shag you, I'm guessing no girl would unless she walks with a white stick and talks with her hands.
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Im a girl too, I find her very attractive, I think its more about personal taste?
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yes i agree, i hate the way people say girls dont find other girls attractive. So not true, its all about taste.
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i agree with u BOB. i will fuck kristen until next summer in tha boat.
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She should go out with Phelps.
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Kristen Stewart hot? On what planet?
She's just barely average.
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She's hot because she has a look about her that says she doesn't give a fuck - a look that says "I'll blow you in the bathroom of this restaurant because I can".
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I think she's very pretty in a unique way.
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I think she has a beautiful face (but she is too white) but I don´t like her, in interviews she is really weird and she has an "I´m the best and fuck the rest" attitude.
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kristen stewart is plain..she's average...she's not hot at all
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What a FREAKING HOT Stoner
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Trash
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she is very hot and the guy is his brother Cameron
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hot stoner babe, makes me insane...
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She needs to seriously take care of her body. She looks flabby.
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EW! THAT IS HER BROTHER!!!!!!
IDIOTS! Atleast do some research.
this picture was taken BEFORE Twilight.
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She's sporting the ganja leaves to distract from the cocaine she's been snorting. The twisted mouth breathing is a dead giveaway.
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Lol, this dude is NOT lucky...he is her brother ha ha
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If they're rednecks that probably doesn't matter.
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she does look like trash
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shes not like other "hot" girls..she is different not unique, but there is something really attractive about girls that don't go around showing her undies and yeah she looks like she could snap and tell u to fuck off..she looks cool and natural, i like that shes not in high heels and all dolled up all the time
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yeah i defs agree^^^
she is not your typical "hot" girl but i think this makes her more attractive
btw...i am a girl...and i think she is unbelievably HOT HOT HOT
i love her "i dont give a fuck" attitude and i LOVE LOVE LOVE how she dresses...like she doesnt have to try hard to look good
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I would so smoke up with her.
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kristen is very beautiful and she is not a slut, nor does she indulge in the irresponsible acts of abusing drugs.
i can easily say she's probably hotter than you.
though she isn't hotter than me, that's not possible. i, for one, am mindblowingly hot.
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Looks to me like it might be HER BROTHER! I know she's an avid Surfer!
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hot...is not the word i would use.
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thats her brother you freak,
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i always thought she has a GORGEOUS face. Any girl would be over the fucking moon if they looked as good as Kristen does with that little make-up on. And I don't get why she suddenly smokes weed just because she has them on her bikini. I'm not saying she doesn't because there are photos of her smoking it but come on a little hard evidence is needed before you make such comments! :D
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I think she's absolutely gorgeous. And I've seen her in person multiple times and so I know she's a really pretty girl. A natural beauty. And that guy is her brother.
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no, not hot. but attractive? definitely.
but she looks terrible in this pic.
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Umm, that's her brother.
She does look hot tho.
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I'll destroy her pussy. I don't care how white or skinny she is, I don't care what you people have against her. I just think she's a hottie and I really want to bang her silly.
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the guy in the picture is his bro
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its her brother!!!!!! you FREAKSSSS
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