TA-DAAAMN! Beyonce Lookin' Blazin' Hot in LA Confidential!
Monday, May 11th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
I know these pics are slightly old & airbrushed to death, but who gives a shit! If these don't put a chocolate-flavored smile on your face, then something's wrong with you...
All that crap about her loving being "bootylicious" and stuff is just a lie; she's just a lazy ass who doesn't feel like staying in shape.
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IT'S MORE THAN OBVIOUS THE OPPOSITE IS TRUE.
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Keep telling yourself that
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This woman has to be in good enough shape to dance for 2 hours every night. To say she is "fat" is just ignorant about how Black women are built. She could exercise all day, she'll never look like the 12 year old boy, you want her to look like, ala Kate Moss
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I didn't call her fat, did I now?
However, this is the real Beyonce:
http://traceyricksfoster.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/beyonce_legshow.jpg
All I'm saying is that perhaps she looked better in Dreamgirls.
She slimmed down for her roll, but got back to being "bootylicious" after that, she said she liked better being that way.
I call bullshit.
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WOW! That's HOT! Thanks sPam!
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Of course this is hot to you, since you only have a chance with women who have twice the size of B's thighs.
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You got pics of them, too!?
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the devil always speaks the truth.
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That's good you like the opinions of a guy who calls himself "The Devil", Caitie
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i guess that makes me The Devil's Advocate.
.....
i know, i'm not funny.
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What's the matter, Pam? Mad that she can pull off 'thick' so well that most men would step in line behind her in a second? It's frustrating I'm sure, being fat and all. Fatty.
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Yes, I feel compassion for you if you are fat; fatty. Correct.
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Just try to deny she looks much better in the purple dress here than the pink one:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/bodies/beyonce.jpg
The pink (*oink oink*) one is the so called "bootylicious" body type.
Jeeze, what a sloppy "Buffy the Body" pathetic wannabe. The purple one is perfect. None of you pygmies, fatties or cavemen
can change that fact.
So think about that also "Anon", which I'm sure is a girl.
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Yeah, photoshopped to death. She's not that thin in real life. She has a nice, slim, hourglass-figure in these photos. In real life she has a thick body and looks like a slob.
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Page 2 FTW
this is how a women should look
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Whoever photoshopped these pics needs to be shot. If she wanted to look like this she'd starve herself and purge like sPam.
Beyonce's real hourglass > this emaciated boolshyt!
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What's up, you attention seeking moron? Noooo, see, I am WHITE and therefor;
I am thin. Go back to listening to Kraftwerk, which automatically makes you a NERD. Truth is out
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so...let me get this straight...because you're white, you're automatically thin?
no.
obesity affects people of all backgrounds, Pammers.
and Goli...quit provoking pam.
i'm going to go take some NyQuil and hopefully sleep this lovely Mother's Day cold off. you kids play nice.
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Kelly Clarkson is "WHITE", too, the last time I looked. There's that simplistic sPam logic, hard at work and FAILING... again.
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Kelly Clarkson didn't always use to be overweight, in fact, she was pretty thin actually in American Idol. Maybe you just need to simplify your attitude towards things a little, Goliano. You don't need to come off as some tough guy on a site like this, unless you're a complete wussy in real life, but in that case, ask your mommy for help and guidance.
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Whether she was thin and pretty before, doesn't matter, cuz she's fat and "WHITE" today! It's a damn shame to be so stupid that you confuse yourself. Get help.
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I also listen to your momz on skin flute. So what's that make me?
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Beyonce has never been that thin....
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Photoshop is unnecessary with her. She's beautiful without it. Her curves are super sexy.
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First of all Beyonce is pear shaped, if you are ignorant about body shapes please do not assign them to people and go get yourself educated. Second Beyonce is a fat ass that's a well known fact, black women are not built to look like elephants. An overweight woman no matter what race looks like an elephant. Why isn't Kerry Washington and all other hot black women fat? Goliano is an angry fat black chick that needs a psychologist followed by a good dose of shut the fuck up.
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Welcome back, spreader of extreme ignorance and misinformation. One who's imagining she's addressing points that were actually made. LMBAO!!!
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Yet another illogical statement by the mentally impaired Goli anus. Angry fat people always amaze me at how much energy they spend defending their impaired judgment. Crawl away and die you insignificant illiterate slime.
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if Goliano is a chick then, fucking hell, that is the ugliest chick i've seen in ages.
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Uh, thank you... I think.
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you don't look like a girl.
at all.
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You have this uncanny way of convoluting the simplest things. Do you write poetry? lol
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nope.
i'm Irish.
hehehehe.
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Yes, Goliano is most likely an angry fat black chick. Truth is, that more black women are born chubby than white ones. Beyonce has admitted to have been chubby when she was a child (no surprise there).
It's no coincidence that we have far more white supermodels than black ones.
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sPam's Brain
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http://www.amazon.com/Stupid-Black-Men-Play-Card/dp/0312367333#reader
My gift to you, Goli
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Folks, this here is what Goliano WANTS us to think he's all about:
Yeah right. Only thing you're good for Goliano, is making up cheesy wannabe gangsta rap lyrics. LMWAO!! I've never witnessed such foolish writings that just reek of insecurity, cause, well, LIL PYGMY ONLY KNOWS EBONICS!!!
Seriously dude, you have some severe ISSUES!!!!
Now go grab some TISSUES, you ultimate wannabe!!!!
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Guð minn góður! ert þetta virkilega þú, Dæja? jesús, hvað ég hef saknað þín! haha. Já , vá þessi Goliano er bara snarklikkaður!!!
Vá, ég er bara alltaf hérna inná Kleppi... :( ég vona að þú komir bráðum að heimsækja mig, dúlla!
Þín besta vinkona, Lekar Sramó :)
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Nei, hæ!!!!! Hvernig vissirðu af mér hérna??
Oh, ég sakna þín svo mikið líka. Já, þetta Bandaríska hyski er alveg bara útí Hróa Hött!! Díses. Líttu bara á Goliano.
Gaurinn er með minna sjálfstraust en monkey man! Allavega, það er gott að tala við annað en amerískt fólk til tilbreytingar.
Ég er ansi fyndin, ekki satt? lol. Hafðu það gott, Lekar Sramó!!
Þín vinkona Dæja.
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En þú kemur bráðum í heimsókn á Klepp, ekki satt? ég held að þú sért lesbía fyrir mér.....og mér finnst það svooo turn on!!
Þú veist ég elska þig líka. Komdu með eitthvað gott handa mér þegar þú kemur!!! -Lekar Sramó
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ps; mér finnst alveg fáránlegt það sem Goliano skrifaði á síðuna sína! Eins og þú ert æðisleg, góð og frábær manneskja. Hann á greinilega mjög mikið bágt. Ekki taka mark á honum, stelpa! Allavegana, ég elska þig ennþá!!!
-Lekar Sramó :)
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I saw this on Star Wars. It warms my heart to see alien lifeforms find each other.
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Stars Wars - Yet another example of just how big of a N E R D you are.
Alien Lifeforms - No, that was human language.
Although I appreciate you thinking I know Alien language ;)
PS - Aliens are probably ever more Fun than you are - if you've seen the movie E.G.A.E. that is :)
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Racism: The final refuge of an injured foe. Knock yourself out Marge Schott. LOL!
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...there's a spot waiting for you at the Insane Asylum.
Want to go there willingly or do you want to be dragged kicking & screaming by the men in white coats???
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Fat thighs and hips, that isn't good enough for us demanding bastards!
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Come on! Are you supposed to believe that Beyonce's arms are that or have ever been that skinny? Her arms look nothing like that they do here. These have had the shit photoshopped out of the them. Beyonce looks so fake in these. Are we supposed to think she just lost 5 pounds in every part of her body; arms, face, neck but not the legs. FAT LEGS ARE FAT AND WILL ALWAYS BE AND LOOK FAT. Nice try Beyonce and LA Confidential but I'm not buying it.
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beyonce is overrated. she can sing but that's all.
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this shit is so fucking fake. you can't see ONE photo of ANY celebrity these days that hasn't been "touched up". i put it in quotes because what we used to know as "touching up" 20 years ago meant a few lighting and color fixes on the photos.
in the 21st century, "touching up" means redrawing body parts. and that's what we have here folks.
i'm tired of these whores that say they look so fucking good when the only talent that I see in that picture is some fucking intern kid that did well in his Digital Photography class in college.
i also think it's funny that young girls aspire to look like this when the person they are looking at doesn't even look like this.
go throw up insecure 14 year old girls. i still laugh at you and your self hate. you can thank beyonce for that.
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Well, there's obviously something wrong with me then.
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Bitch is way overrated!!! When she turns 40 she will be the size of Aretha Frnaklin!!! J-Z will dump her fat ass soon enough!!!
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It looks great but its not reality.
I hate to say it but I agree with Pam on this one. Lets face the facts that all pictures that appear as a cover are photoshopped not just Beyonce the problem is this is so extreme especially given Beyonce's bootylicious image. What is next lighter skin - oh wait, they did that already.
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Actually, the cover pic is darkened. You're wondering why they would do that, eh?
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Actually I think they just oiled her up in these pics - does that sound fun - although she does have a lighter complexion in previous pictures (not necessarily these) she has been photoshopped to appear in an even lighter skin tone. I will let you reach any conclusion you want on that one.
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She is pretty light, obviously from her mom's side. And yeah, oiling her up sounds fun indeed.
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You hate to say it?? Well, just look at it this way; It's a hell of a lot better agreeing with me than some obviously brain damaged clown :)
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Pamela - Maybe that was a poor choice in words.
What I wanted to convey was that I agree with your conclusions while at the same time I wanted to avoid the knee jerk tag team cyber stalking matches and hate that is spewed on this site simply for having an opinion that others do not agree with and attack due to their own irrational transparent bias. I
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You'd better put that in layman's terms for her. Just trying to help. ;)
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I'm with ya, Playaaaa!! ;)
PS - Don't mind Goliano, he's just too ashamed to admit that he himself didn't understand what you wrote ;)
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Ha! So predictable.
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They went completely overboard with the spray paint.
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Nasty and fake and is that even her body?, the cover pic looks very, very wrong, like they pasted her ugly mug onto someone else's body.
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