Tara Reid @ Launch Party for Save Darfur Coalition
Friday, December 18th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
You know what's out on news stands today? It's Tara Reid's Playboy issue! Yes, I know, you can't hold back your excitement, right? Anyways, Tara did Playboy to show the people that her boobs are fixed and get paid while doing it..."I got it fixed and now I’m OK and I want people to know I’m OK. I’ve had it done for the last five or six years, but people only want to show the old pictures. It’s so unfair. That’s part of the reason why I did Playboy, to show people, ‘Right, look at me. This is how I look now.’" Source
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Maybe she should realize that nobody cares what she looks like now. She's not cute anymore, she doesn't do movies anymore, she fucked up with her alcoholic ways and stupid unnecessary plastic surgery, and we're just supposed to forget about the old pictures and praise her for the new ones. No thanks, you are officially irrelevant.
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catchers mitt face
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i prefer her to tara dickoff
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post a pic of tara dickoff...
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Her best days are so far behind her. Can't believe Hef lowered his standards this far, Aubrey O'Day was sad.... this is even lower.....
And thats the bottom line......
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It's sad that she is at the point where she looks better covered up than naked or in a bikini. Playboy sucks.
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So 2009, the year Playboy truely lost its relevance. Hef needs to step down now, and cuddle up to his bottles of Viagra and Aricept.
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This should be one of those 'who the hell invited' posts
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fuck.
why isn't she out wearing an outfit that shows off her botched boob job and stomach scars from all the shit she has had done.
i used to think this bitch was hot, but it was all just smoke and mirrors and bad plastic surgery.
have fun with the rocks on your chest, whore.
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Fucking ugly knees..and this the chick with baggy tummy, right? yuck...she's done with..dump her into the recycle bin..quick...
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yeah.maybe she gotten it fixed by now. but as roxy mentions we do have remember/have old photos... ;)
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Tara's still alive??????
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yeah I was thinking the same,I thought she starved herself to death
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this bitch is such a lame actress
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Looking good, Tara!
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just messing you, player. :)
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Peace!
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I'll give this bitch $1,000 if she can even find Darfur on a map.
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is it ok if she uses her stomach as a cheat sheet ???
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well she's lost weight, covered up that tummy, done her face & hair....girl actually looks nice this time...oh yea she's sober too or appears to be so
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WHO CARES IF YOU'RE OK........OK!!!!!!
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she looks good covered up which is why i wont be seeing her playboy pics (read: i will be seeing her playboy pics.)
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I'll be damned she actually looks half way decent considering the banged up knees.Nice Tara 2 bad it took her this long to care.
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Fucking disgusting...
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She could be Fergie's sister. Not digging either of them.
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if she did a sextape getting gangbanged by 15 mexican busboys i might pay attention. call it "tara tambien"
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saw the playboy pics. they suck. just a couple topless shots, no ass shots or much of anything else. the pics were airbrushed to shit as well. somehow her frankennipples were suddenly transformed into regular ones, with absolutely no scarring. BULLSHIT.
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Not a fan of this disgusting chick.
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This bitch is fucking disgusting. And I have some pretty pathetically low standards. I wouldn't touch this damaged bitch with wiseman's dick.
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Love the wiseman pun. Would that be Len Wiseman?
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