Taylor Lautner Takes Boo Taylor Swift For A Ride in his Audi R8!
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin; Splash NewsI guess riding around Taylor Swift's barely legal bod inside an Audi R8 comes pretty damn close to having sex with her---at least until Taylor Lautner turns 18 in early 2010. Just owning an Audi R8 gives him at least a couple years (making him 19), so I'm pretty sure it's legal for Taylor L. to have sex with 19 year old girlfriend Taylor S., only if he does it inside the confines of his new car (assuming that's even possible, considering it's only a two-seater).
Anyway, these were snapped last night as the 17-year old "New Moon" star took out his girlfriend with the same first name to a peaceful dinner at a Ruth's Chris Steak House in Beverly Hills. Following a rough day filled with shopping, eating & looking pretty, the couple, a relationship which is coincidently engineered in PR-agency-heaven, proceeded to drive around Beverly Hills inside the $130k sports car.
For all you fans for either Taylor, expect to see these two making plenty more staged public appearances as Taylor Lautner's new flick's release date inches closer. The "Twilight" sequel "New Moon" will hit theaters on November 20th. And most importantly, Taylor Lautner turns 18 on Feb. 11, so let's, hope for his sake, that he's still dating Taylor Swift at that time. Until then, hand jobs & groping will have to suffice.
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Nice ride...But I've seen these dorks before, so no biggie...
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selena sure is a good sport. or just a very mellow person to not get upset at swift stealing her bf. maybe lautner is secretely gay and just uses these chicks for foto ops.
in a few months swift will write a song about him:
"wolf-boy broke my heart in two,
and now i gotta tie my shoe"
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Miley, you got to consider that in show biz, or Hollywood or wherever all this celebs breed....changing boyfriends and girlfriends even spouses, is like changing dirty underwear..and for them it's very normal, so I guess sharing them is the same thing..sigh...showbiz, can't beat that...
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yeah but it would be weird to date someone with the same name as you
"taylor hand me my bra"
"ok taylor hand me my boxers"
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Good god...she just doesn't look attractive in anything. And she's got the body for a twelve year old boy.
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nice audi, audi r8 champs.
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Pimp pimp hooray.
Taylor Lautner big pimpin with one of the hottest chicks out there.
Moe for the last god damn time, learn the law, 17 is legal.
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If they adopt a puppy will they name it Taylor?
/ZZZZZzzzz...
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No. Rolyat.
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Funny !
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Now that my friends is a BAD ASS car. I have an Audi a4 so that's pretty much the super upgraded older brother of mine.
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she is ugly, also she has an adams apple
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He is not cute at all...
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+1
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damn that a nice freaken ride. Taylor Lautner taking the audi for a ride or taylor swift for a ride of her life? hahaha both are very nice to ride anyways.
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I guess the douchebag from the Katy Perry party with the swastika painted on his t-shirt had other plans.
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I thought it was weak that her "handlers" let pics get out with her and swastika boy in the background. When I first saw this pic, I just thought she is a complete moron.
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Then theres the people trying to defend this by saying its a Tibettan good luck sign and what not... It's a little too "Black and Red" for a good luck symbol
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that shirt reminds me racist...
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Damn, looks like Taylor can't drive a manual...the manual shifter is gated (gearheads will know that this is a plus) and much better than the R Tronic I've heard.
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The R Tronic is quite good, not that automatic sloppy paddle shifters, it is a dual clutch gearbox, at least works pretty good on A3, pretty fast gear changes
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Why do you assume that he can't drive manual?
Maybe he does not want to.
I can't imagine stuck in LA traffic and rowing the gears back and forth and depressing the clutch pedal is a lot of fun.
If manual is so good, how come all race cars don't use it and instead use F1 transmissions?
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By "F1 transmissions" you must mean trannies with automated clutches, that use paddle shifters or a slap stick.
Most guys like drive manuals because they are more fun. Men also like the quote: "There's nothing like a good, proper, manual transmission".
It is more fun, not faster. That is why race cars use trannies that can shift in milliseconds.
Plus, back in the day, Senna ran some incredibly fast times using a stick and a third pedal on the left. But then again he had a monster car and in qualifying they used to play dangerously with blowing the engines when they were running 1000-1500HP.
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Correction, Senna's greatest years he wasn't using a clutch. But pre-late-1980s it was all manual.
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If he was a true driver and had a track car like a GT3RS or something like that, I would whole heartedly agree that a stick would be preferable.
My buddy has a GT-R, a Viper, a 911 Turbo, a Pantera and he tracks them.
Taylor Lautner I am 99.999% sure will never track a car or race it, so this car with its transmission is just perfect for him.
I am close to getting a GT3, I really like it a lot.
The GT3RS is a little too extreme for me, although I love it.
Ahh, the days of Senna and Prost...
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Ah, the glories of instant fame, teenage stardom and positive cash flow, how lovely
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They have the same first name. That has to be incest in at least three cultures.
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lol!
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Taylor Swift is a pretty girl
but did anyone see her video
She has a sexy brunette wig on
She looks HOTTER
I Prefer my sexy bitches Brunette
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Me too. Are yo the aurah-leigh was a Bastardly Lady of the day a while back?
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Yeah..
I swear that was a fucking joke
and people went so psycho over it
i was like laughingg
Like CHILL OUT
its just a fuckin website
and Just a bunch of pictures
ahaha
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...if that helps you sleep at night....
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Omgosh Caitie
Will you stop Stalkingg me
Seriouslyy?
you have been writing on my guestbook and commenting on my posts
Seriously..get a life
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This is fun!
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he is fucking cute, why i am not 17 again...
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If those are your real photos in your profile, you look way better than most girls in their teens.
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great job by the 17 year old boy, fail by the 19 year old girl
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when i first saw the guy from a distance for the first time, i was like, "damn, real hot" but my reaction to a close up of his face was a different story...he's ugly and scary looking...look at that huge, pig nose..taylor looks scary, too...she looks evil.
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Taylor going out with a Taylor is gay and lame like when super nasty whore Paris went out with Paris.
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except both these taylors have actual careers...
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boy buys toy, that's pretty normal......girl gets boy with toy, ok....girl gets boy with toy to go shopping & have pics taken.....OWNED!!!!!
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TAYLOR SWIFT LOOKS LIKE MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER!
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Nice ride...
I think Lautner looks better with Selena than Swift..
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