Taylor Swift Performed @ The 2009 CMA Awards
Thursday, November 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped last night in Nashville at the 43rd Annual Country Music AwardsLuckily Kanye wasn't invited to this award show, so Taylor was free to collect all her awards without some crazy dude ranting about Beyonce.
In country fashion, they even poked fun of the incident in which Kanye interrupted Taylor as a gave a speech at the MTV Video Music Awards back in September. An 88-year-old Grand Ole Opry singer named Little Jimmy Dickens played the role of Kanye West as he interrupted Paisley and Underwood (hosts of the event) during one of their lame segments.
Even though I feel really country for plugging this, here's a clip of Taylor singing "Fifteen":
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Only thing I like are those pants. Anyways, where's my boy Kanye?
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Cause you know that you're a Gay Fish.
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Fuck you
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haha I know what you mean - his outburst was kind of superfluous, we all know Beyonce is the living sh!t ;)
What. Is. Up. With number 2? Way to destroy the cute image, Taylor, by using the mic as a dildo -Thanks for the bad dreams biatch!
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idk about Taylor...like this is as pretty as she'll get. dont find her hot.
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her voice has zero power, guess she got her shots in at Kayne there....right after Sat Night Live....woof that's two hard hits in a row, better start running right now Mr West berore there's a third whack-a-kayne event soon
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I don't believe I've ever heard her sing...so I'm not sure if she's really talented..but I do have to admit she is kinda cute..with those cat eyes and pretty smile..so in my opinion, she passes my standards...
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Looks like she humping the microphone.
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not into her at all, not cute, & after i saw she was a nazi I want kayne to interrupt all her performances
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I don't think she's pretty or cute, I like her hair and how tall she is but that's all, man hands, ugliest feet ever (I know she doesn't show them off here but they are nasty), ugly mouth, ugly eyes. I don't see the appeal.
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+1
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my guess is that she appeals to the inner geek in some of us, to bed an elf/nymph.
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That ain't no damn elf. I'm Irish, we're the elves that Tolkien wrote about. She's like...some kind of retarded & inbred wood nymph with really nasty looking toenails.
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I love how you don't pull punches Catie. I am all Taylored out. Though she was funny on SNL.
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Yeah I was surprised she could actually act as much as she did.
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You want to see someone who's actually funny?
Christina Aguilera.
She was fucking hilarious on SNL.
Same with Justin Timberlake.
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Timberlake's in another league than any other host in recent history. Aguilera was OK. Most of her show was about how much of a skank she's perceived to be. JT was legitimately funny as a restaurant mascot.
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JT blew it out of the water. I was actually impressed by Aguilera.
The SATC skit was fucking gold.
"Well, I have something to tell all. I'm a dude."
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Oh yeah, I had forgot about that.
And the one where she's on a Spanish soap opera.
I take it back. Her SNL was awesome. I remember now.
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Yeah....
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Congratulations Taylor and damn she is gorgeous.
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I think the Syphilis is finally affecting your vision!
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OUCH.
*cringes*
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Wow, I thought I would be alone in not finding her attractive. Her squinty eyes really bother me.
It doesn't help that she comes off as clingy and emotionally immature in her songs. "You Belong With Me" sounds like it was written by a creepy stalker. When she's older, she's probably going to be a little embarrassed by her early songs.
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Yeah, they are all insipid. She brags about writing songs in 5 minutes. No shit.
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sexy eyes, but in all honesty, without expensive clothes and pro's doing her makeup, she is just a skinny geek.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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you mean pelvis... she has no butt
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I'll just put it in when it's semi hard and let the bones crack.
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I watched someof the CMA's. I don't know why exactly, I don't even listen to country music. May have been the first time I've heard her music(idk)and I'd say she is talented.
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love the eyes
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She wouldn't know what real country music is, if it bit her in her bony ass.
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She can sell albums, but this bitch couldn't make a guy draw wood if her life depended on it.
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she is cute, like a kitten is cute, but definetly not hot.
She preforms ok, but I must say she is a better songwriter than preformer.
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REALLY pretty face... unfortunately it's on top of a bean pole... If she ever gets some curves she'll be hot as hell... but until then she's just some anorexic looking sack of bones
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suck it miley. ur not the biggest singer in the world anymore
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She was never even remotely close to being the biggest singer in the world.
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true.. she's only popular in America not the whole world.
my Mom doesnt even know who Miley is.
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i'd love to get those long ass legs wrapped around me. love some taylor
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You know I gotta say this Taylor Swift girl is starting to grow on me. Great legs 2.
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yeah, I'm tired of this POODLE-ASS-LOOKING-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOO!!!
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She is cute and sweet. She still acts and carries herself like a little girl, but she is still very young. Some of you might change your mind when she matures in a few years. Her songs will make you want to poke your eyes out, but what do you expect from a girl writing for a teenybopper audience?
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taylor's boring but interesting things happen around her (kanye, nazi guy)
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That was so fucking unbelieve that she won the CMT award, for the 760,000 fans out, what a bad karma these people getting!
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She's Prettyyyy
But something very BUG like about her
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Meh, she needs some tits and to lay off the eye make up once in a while, also I don't like her mouth or her teeth.
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You know, she's one of those "future" hotties.
I think she has potential to be one of these chicks that when she starts to fill out at about 30, and become confident in her sexuality, she'll start be smokin'.
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I'm afraid he eyes will shut close by the time she reaches 30
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god I'm not making any sense here, I meant her eyes will be basically non existent by the time she's 30
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I think she will remain rail thin, with the possible exception of filling out a bit once she has had a kid.
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Uh yeah.
Some women, especially those who are rail thin often don't come into their own until they have a kid, at which point they get the "mama" boobs and get some ass.
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she is so cute and sweet
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What's she got, hay fever?
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Page 2, Picture 2 - This is so fucking perverted. A teenager using a microphone as a dildo, opening her legs on stage and acting like she is fucking during a performance. Oh wait, this isn't Miley, it's Taylor, then she's cute.
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