The Bastardly Minute With... Innocent Emmy Rossum
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped last week at the 2009 Sundance Festival. Aside from looking super cute all the time, Emmy definitely has some major skin issues (see page 4).






















she is a really cute, fresh-looking girl. It's unfortunate her skin doesn't match the rest of her face.
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aw poor emmy..i feel her pain. i've dealt with acne for the longest fucking time and lemme tell you, it's the most frustrating aesthetic ailment you will ever encounter. u try so fucking hard to clear up ur skin but you can't keep up with the breakouts and ur left with dark spots after that take forever to fade. plus the products are shit and make ur skin dry but oily at the same time, it sucks nutsack. i think she's a very pretty girl regardless. her skin could be result of a hormonal imbalance, i believe thats the reason behind my breakouts. because with all the money she has she's sure to have tried microdermabrasion and acid peels and what not. the problem is probably internal.
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I agree it can be really frustrating. Birth control can help with hormonal acne, though its not for everyone
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you sound like a pharma commercial
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hahaha! ya prick. Yo Moe when you gonna start putting pics up of Lucy Pinder instead of that ugly bitch Danielle Lloyd? All Lucy ever gets is a link what's up. There is just no competition come on man
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Yeah! And where's the TRACK TAB, DAMMIT!!!??? Seriously!!
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YEAH!
BRING BACK THE TRACKING TAB, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRING ME BACK THOSE RUBY SLIPPERS!
...i mean....TRACKING TAB! RAWWWWWWR!
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it's not acne but moles, are u people blind?
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This site annoys me when every little flaw of a women is put on display. Magnifying your face times 10 will show every little flaw unfortunately. Seems like she had a bad make-up artist.
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thank you, thank you...a thousand times thank you.
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Word is, she gives major rage behind the scenes. Very rude to help, including makeup artists.
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I find her perky innocence annoying as hell.
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So do I. It's like she was brought up in an overly religious household and is afraid to rebell. She needs to talk to Jessica Biel and find out how to change her image. (sexy magazine cover)
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Yes. She does look like she'd be overly religious. I don't think she could pull off Jessica Biel's sexiness, though.
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Maybe not, but Emmy is more feminine than Jessica. They both have what the other lacks.
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True.
Emmy needs to get with Emmanuelle Chriqui's stylist. She's so sweet looking and very sexy at the same time.
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Yes. Emmanuelle is one fine looking Jew.
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Mostly what she needs to do is clean her pores. Megan Fox has looked pretty horrid at times on close ups too.
She's cute, but never really wowed me.
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I'll clean her pores....with my little richturd shitfling. OH! I rape kids! I rape kids!
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LOL damn rich, you rape kids, man you are one sick fart!
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE ACCORDION
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Polka or Zydeco?
Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez!! *winks at Rhonda*
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Zydeco, Darlin'! Only Zydeco will do!
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Zero sex appeal.
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She's so cute. Like a Disney princess!
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jeez...it really isn't that bad at all.
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she's like the friend thats' cute but is not sexual atractive!!...i can do her the favor..i'll fuck the poor thing!!
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Can someone tell girls nowadays not to smile like she's smiling in the first and last pic? She looks like a psycho, she freaks me out.
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Inocent? Geez..I just saw some pubic hair between her teeth..
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ok. you're done.
shut the fuck up. please.
you're not even funny, you're just infantile and discusting.
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lmao agreed.
Mundo is a sick, twisted fuck!!
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That old bastard!? *rimshot*
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She's cute. I would like to take her out to a nice meal.
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ok for a Jew, nothing special
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I see the constellation Ursa Major.
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her face doesnt look that bad to me?
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Not bad for someone her age. It'll clear up eventually. She looks like marriage material here.
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I love when chicks wear sweaters like that.....sleeves long onto the hands.......hot!
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I dont even think her skin is that bad. Nobody is perfect after all. Its a few blemishes big deal. Those studio lights could give anyone bad skin. I like her teeth.
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