The Definition of Pasty: Julianne Moore Rocks A Black Bikini in L.A.
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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These were snapped a couple days ago.Damn, did she paint her body w/ white -colored suntan lotion?! Man, today's been a very pasty day w/ Anne Hathaway, Rose McGowan & now this...
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Ok.
See this?
Now imagine colorful tattoos all over.
That's me in a bikini.
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Red haired people look better pale anyway. There's nothing worse than a red head wearing fake tan or using the sunbeds. Doesn't look right. Some people are meant to be pale.
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Ms. Lohan
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Exactly, she looks lovely when she's pale and interesting. Like in mean girls, she was very attractive.
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So when are we going to get check out pics of the colorful tattoos ??
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When shit starts changing on this site.
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I wanna see those tats!
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She's stunning. Always elegant.
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GOD DAMN!!..Now this is Pasty! all the other are nothing against Ms. Moore!....so Yesterday was Chocolate Tuesday!!..Today is VANILLA WEDNESDAY!!!
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Im into peach skin babes.
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Fuzz and all?
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LOL!
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That's Casper the ghost after sex change.
That extremely pale skin with freckles look naaaasty!
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She's so beautiful, but if I keep staring at these pics I'll go snow blind. Ghostly white women like her should NOT wear black bikinis.
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*malicious glare*
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I love you, Caitie!
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I am *so* gonna drop a house on you this weekend.
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:(
Think of Sista Girl.
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I'm adopting Sista Girl, giving her your ruby slippers and training her to be a ninja/animal control officer/evil monarch.
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LOL! Good luck with her PMS attitude she's been having lately.
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I'm a mother to an abused & emotionally cut-off eleven year old. I can handle her. ^_^
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"I can handle her."
Famous last words. LOL!
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*one year later*
Chrissy: Mother, I was wondering if I could have afternoon tea with you? I would like to discuss the current trend of degrading behaviour in other young women in my age group
Rhonda: CAITIE, GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER.
Caitie: Told you I could handle her.
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Chrissy: Mother, look at the pretty red Robin behind you.
Caitie: *turns* Where dear?
Chrissy: *pours strange white powder in Caitie's tea* Oh, it flew away. *slurp*
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Now, that is my Sista Girl!
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No...that's my daughter, Simone!!!! That girl is the Bad Seed.
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LOL! I love it!
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I always found this bitch repulsive
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This has been a very pasty day, i loved her in boogie nights but this is just too much, what does she use spf 900000
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Damn . . . I don't think I've ever seen anyone that pale. Even Conan O'Brien has more color than her.
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Hey I didnt know Casper was a girl?
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Not bad for 48.
She's pasty, but the pics also appear to have been taken in bright sunlight which doesn't help. I've been with pasty Irish women, it looks just fine in bedroom lighting.
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i'd tap it on her forehead. if i weren't blinded, i think the foto is overexposed, no way someone could be optic like that. i've done worse tho.
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i like her ,she has a very very good bod for her age,i bet some girls dont even have such a body..but 2 pasty
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..and don't foget she was in that uh...different sort of love scene from the movie 'safe'...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=211049518674124641
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WTF !!! That was one sad love scene. I'm Don Juan in bed compared to that guy...
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danny44,no kidding sad indeed.this was maybe like the second scene in the movie.as the movie went on you could read things as this scene being very represenative of their sex life.
the guy in the clip/her husband had some pressureful/big paying job gig.and i'm sure he thought of sex as being just for him.just give him an easy on the eye 'trophy' wife/ that would be good with kids. and you know he was smiling...
anyway 'safe' is 87 % at rt.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/safe/
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She's a redhead. She's in awesome shape. And she has a beautiful face. What could be better?!?!?!
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dayyuuum she luks lyke a frickin ghost
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Holy fuck, she's an alien! WE ARE GETTING INVADED!
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She should never wear all white at a ski resort.
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LOL! I just noticed your comment.
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Julianne your still sexy, but if your not going to get any sun you realy should not pick a black suit, it makes you even more white.
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I'm going to watch Boogie Nights and forget this happened
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DAMN, she so white, she can go to her own wedding naked!
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J Moore is extremely beautiful woman - is she fair skinned, absolutely and so what! This picture is just bad its way over exposed. I like her bikini and I would hit it in a second!
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How is it that she's overexposed but nothing else is?
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looks good for 48
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Damn, she makes Michael Jackson look alive, in comparison.
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she's a good actress but I hate her freckles...
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Sun / tanning / hawai!!!!!!!
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awwwwwww it's hurts to my eyes, it's too pasty too handle!!!!
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Imagine the glare that the poor photographer must have got, good god Woman, go and get your pasty ass some damn sun!!!
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