The Girls of "American Idol" Season 8's Final 13
Friday, March 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
And, here's a useless Bastardly poll:
All in all, a very pathetic batch from a hotness-marketability standpoint. Megan Joy stands out, but those tats make her look like a crack-whore. Nevertheless, setting hotness aside, I'm still pulling for Lil' Rounds! You go girl!
Anyway, to get the latest news on anything & everything "American Idol," hit up the show's official website.
Just in case you missed it last night, here's a look at the top 13:
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Megan Joy is ridiculously hot. cute face, cute feet, AWESOME ink...yeah...she gets my vote.
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The only thing awesome about her ink is how awesomely stupid she was to get it.
Even if she likes it, will she like it when the sharp lines and bright colors diffuse into her skin?
Blech.
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she can always get it touched up.
^__^
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Or even have it all cleaned up with some laser sessions, although I think that it would be quite an unpleasant treatment
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way to state the obvious, "I think that it would be quite an unpleasant treatment."
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Multicultural garbage.............
DIVERSITY IS CRAP!
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FUGLY would be an understatement
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Megan's the only top 13 contestant this season who's actually hot. That redhead Jesse Langseth was really cute too, and also a pretty good singer, but the judges decided to bring fucking Matt Giraud through instead.
The only girls I'm actually looking forward to hearing more from this season are Megan and Allison (um…not for her looks, I just like her singing).
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Impressive how pinky that Alexis is, she's cute, though
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America should not have imported this shitty show from the Brits, we should import more of their beer.
Megan Joy is fucking hot!
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COMMENT OF THE WEEK.
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I'll be sure to check my mailbox to see what I have won.
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you get:
1. a 20 minute video of Megan Fox & Kate Beckinsale painting each others toenails & eating chocolate covered strawberries.
or
2. the mystery box.
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How big is this mystery box?
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about the size of a refrigerator.
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This is a tough one. Are the strawberries covered in milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
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the big box is a 6'6" Dinka warrior! everyone here knows you want that big dark chocolate! FAG!
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milk chocolate.
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I will take the video of Megan and Kate. It would be the best 20 minutes of video ever created. lol
Will you reveal what I did not chose?
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Kate Mara was in the mystery box. So, so sorry!
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actually it was Kate Mara AND Megan Fox.
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actually it as a big black african one-eyed snake. sorry ace your dream with have to come true another day :(
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*was
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If you're that concerned about spelling errors, you also misspelled will.
Dumbass!
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don't wast your time. trolls will be trolls. just ignore them.
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I thought the box contained the complete Angelina Jolie DVD movie collection, so I went with the sure thing.
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LMFAO...to both comments!
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thats right kiss ass rhonda. GAYliano won't be mad that you're kissing ace's ass and not his?
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Lil' Rounds... Pfff.. Can you say "Fantasia Burnout Barino"?
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FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGsssssssssssssss !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lil Rounds, whatever. Music is about more than hitting notes and doing vocal gymnastics. And she needs to stop popping out babies already.
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megan joy looks like a whore so she probably is whore. i bet she's under 20 and already has kids, no?
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And you sound like somethin' I stepped in, so...
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and you look like somethin' i saw in 1993 at a diner when the cook was preparing my grilled cheese and tomato soup, so...
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I'm sure that makes sense to you. But anyway...
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ah hell naw! make tha boogie lady go away! ain't gonna happen, bub!
this is just cruel to do 2 us!!!
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is that YHblahblah????
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...pause...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaahhahahaha...
too much, if it is. it makes sense that she's calling people out all the time, fuckin ugly smack 'ead
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yeah, she's still 10000000 times better looking than you, bitch.
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course it is....
*hums D12- I'll Shit On You'*
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wtf??!?!??!?!
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Nice to see the 2 blonde hotties gettin' the votes. Those are some fuKGly ho's for the other contestants. Vote often please to get them out.
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Anyone of them except for Lil Rounds.She's the same ole same ole we heard a million times.Fantasia part 2.Yawn.
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Right on. I guess I could use her to fuck me with a strap-on, tho!!
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Lil' Rounds got the badonkadonk...
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Word 'em up!
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I vote for the chick with the pink hair. She's got a hot little body, doesn't look to bright, and she apparently had a kid at 16, which means she really likes to fuck.
I hope she bombs out of AI, because she's about one Max Hardcore phone call away from starring in a German scat flick.
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fantasia's voice makes me scratch my own face skin off..it cuts through me...an uh, whats with the inbred looking bitches? yeesh
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OH YEAH? U R DISGUSTING, U LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN SCARECROW!!!!
GO MAKE UR BED OR JUST GO DO SUMTHIN' ELSE THAN BEIN' HERE,
U FREAKIN BUG ZAPPER!!!! UGH!
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issues...and dont touch my page again u retard, make the place look untidy..oh and stop shouting. no one cares
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am i shouting? i am perfectly calm! don't tell me what 2 do.
continue fucking ur mother's boyfriend.
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oh geez, not you again. you just love shouting my name out dont you? seriously, i aint go tthe energy for you today...go to bed or something. i'll make you pancakes when u get up
x
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no, i find your name annoying. do you have a boyfriend??
no? is that why you go around stealing them from everyone???
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oh good, u changed your bio. still, you're a whore in disguise and everybody knows that by now.
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y would i disguise it? and what exactly makes me a whore? your dumber than i previously thought, for actually believing i sit at my window fucking guys..the part about the pancakes is true tho, i do do that.
and no, i dont have a boyfriend, they only slow me down lmao..dickhead
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now, fuck off please...your petty ramblings are boring me
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y r u talking 2 yourself?? we all know ur a petty and boring rambling boyfriend stealing broad. ps - where did u buy ur hair?? or is it a dead animal on ur head.
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Get your own name!
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attention whore aka the biggest troll on this damn website. i bet you you're both attention whore and the original attention.
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Who the fuck are you, stupid dingbat? Dont start shit with me, because you will lose. Eat shit and die.
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"Lose" as in you'll bore him/her to death. Gotta agree with you on that one.
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seriously dawg,you are an idiot. Im not even the one you have beef with, fucktard. Go pick on YHBT or GAYLIANO or someone who actually gives a shit what comes out of your braindead loser mouth. Because i fucking dont,and from now on any comments that come my way from you will be fucking IGNORED. Now go rape a little old lady,or cook fried chicken,or pick up a welfare check,or do whatever it is you people do for fun.
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Identity crisis, much?
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awww did that little observation upset you? so you are just talking to yourself then, no? haha. you're funny. i like you. continue on!
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talking to myself, indeed..and that hair is all my own. fucking idiot....waste gyal
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queers and whores! surely this isnt the best america has to offer? QUEERS AND WHORES!
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Multicultural garbage.............
DIVERSITY IS CRAP!
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i think jasmine is cute.
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Wow, I voted before looking at everything - i just voted based on face. After seeing pasty white chick and tattoo freak... all 5 are busted.
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Some of those people are just awful!!!
Actually more then half are...don't have a favorite.
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