"The Hills" Sluts & Whores Bring The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Audrina Patridge Has A New Set Of Headlights [HollywoodTuna]
- Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
- Miss USA Kelli McCarty’s Official Clip from her Porn [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Hudson Wants Darker Roles [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rachael Leigh Cook at the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball [Celebslam]
- Super Two’s Day: Mariah Carey [Complex]
- MiserAlba Takes On Bill O'Reilly [Dlisted]
- New Paris Hilton Sex Tape [Yeeah!]
- Jamie Gunns in UK Maxim [Derek Hail]
- Who would want to read a Britney autobiography [The Blemish]
- Nicolette Kluijver look-a-like topless [Flabber]
- Alyssa Milano won't be found axe murdered [Celeb Parasite]
- Spencer Pratt beat his sister’s ex boyfriend bloody [Cele|bitchy]
- well this sounds basatrdly... [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITY TATTOOS [Manofest]
- Victoria Beckham Flashes Some Cleavage [The Grumpiest]
- Sarah Mutch And Violet Budd Sizzle In Maxim [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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i really love audrinas hair in the last pic. and heidi looked way better back then, she wasnt so horsey looking
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Pic 3 of LC is fucking awesome. Can't wait for everyone to start saying how "ugly" she is, how "plain" and "average" she is. Okay. Righghghghghgt.
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these pictures are probably 3 years old. This was 5 plastic surgeries ago for Heidi
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LC has a tache and when she wears foundation it clings to it and she gets like this orange/black fur above her lip. Its gross. They're all average. And talentless. But congratulations to them for doing so well for themselves on no talent.
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Yeah, these look old. Heidi's nose hasn't been cut up yet.
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Wow - not a big fan except of Audrina but tehy all look really good. Photoshop does wonders!
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LC and Audrina are both so cute. Fantasy three-way is swirling in my brain.
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Sluts, whores ...I don't care I'll take all home...
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PAGE FIVE: audrina before the monstrous implants
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They've got the right one standing. You're too hot, Marsha Brady.
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LC is so beautiful.
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"the hills' sluts and whores bring the afernoon links and the difference bewteen a slut and a whore ???
come on where are the experts ?? chime in... ;)
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sluts do it for fun, whores for something else in return.
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i didn't even realize that was heidi. and audrina almost looks good. what the hell happened to her?
yes, lauren is actually very very hot. if you think she's plain, well, a hot girl is a plain girl with a ton of makeup on.
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thats not true though is it. Plenty of girls are hot without loads of make up on. Lauren wears loads of make up and she's still not hot. Not ugly but her face is hot. Heidi was the prettiest pre all her cheap surgery. Audrina would be nice with a top lip and normal eyes and no frankentits.
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i meant to say laurens face is hard not hot.
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Love that accent. ;)
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haha gosh i can't even get away from my northern ways when i type!!
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And why would you want to?
You know who's voice I imagined when I read that? Katherine Parkinson's Jen Barber character on The IT Crowd. LOL Is your voice anything like her's?
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whose*
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Lol noooo i dont sound like her at all!! I sound like abigail clancy but my accent isnt as strong and i speak with a lilt! youtube her! I dont think i have a liverpool accent but people who arent from round here think i do!!
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Hmm... Cool! That'll work. And no, I don't sound like an Americanized Moss. ;)
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hahaha that would be hilarious, hes so so funny!
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lauren is so hot i fuck them all hard any time
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Do ANY of these chicks have even an ounce of talent?
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No, they don't, and neither do you.
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Whitney Port: A bit cute
Lauren Conrad: Slightly cute (sometimes)
Audrina Patridge: Boring
Heidi Montag: Fuckin ugly
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as an ass man like me i say LC has a perfect hot round ass
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i want to fuck lauren and lick her pussy and asshole non stop !
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whoa pg. 9, i didn't know whitney had boobies
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My god these girls suck. Everyone says they have no talent but I bet they do... However it may not be a talent used outside of the porno industry too often. I would still tap Audrina though.
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Audrina would never fuck a saucerlipped coon like you, let alone even give you a second glance.
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Not gettin' any, huh?
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