Tiger Woods Mistress Matchup: Rachel Uchitel vs Jamie Grubbs
Friday, December 11th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThe sadistic 24-year-old cocktail waitress Jamie Grubbs is giving interviews to various TV shows for some cash. On "Extra" interview she states, "I told my story & I didn't know what it would do..." I know she's trying to appear as a victim in all this, but come on now.
And, Rachel Uchitel is another one of Tiger's bitc---i mean, mistresses.
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I voted for neither. They both need to learn to shut the fuck up.
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hmm,i'm voting for more details....
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I'll go with neither too....how many STD's are they passing out this week..urk
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Rachel has a face made for sucking cock. As for Grubbs, the name fits.
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That Grubbs chick looks fucking plastic. Same probably goes for her personality. Likely just lays there in bed and doesn't do much. The other chick is probably more of a freak. I wouldn't fuck either one without an attorney present....
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+ Uchitel
Her being the lessor of two evils
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Let's just say Tiger is not too picky when it comes to chosing his whores
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I really can't figure it out..Why a guy with the fame and the money would stoop so low? I mean... man's gotta eat, he just wants to eat better..lol..(got that from a commercial) but that doesn't apply to this dumbass...But Woods could have done much better. Those two are some gold digging fucking whores, no doubt...Now they're going to get famous, probably write a book, and get some more loot...Ah show business...can't beat it....
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What people seem to forget is that for all intents and purposes, Tiger is a nerd. He spent his whole youth with few friends and an overbearing father training him to be a gold prodigy. Tiger probably didn't get his first piece of ass till he was in his 20's. So of course once he became rich and famous he was still the awkward geek he as as a kid and couldn't believe all these women wanted him. By that point most other athletes are okay with the attention, i think Tiger just got carried away.
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hmm aren't a lot of male athletes doing the same thing or even have better 'numbers' it just wouldn't be as big a deal if they got busted/or no cares if whomever slept with 3000 females ??? even if they're married...
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Let's just face it...he just fucked up..thinking he could get away with it without no one noticing it...but sex is like poatato chips..you just can't have enough with one..besides who knows how long he was doing this shit...but then if, Presidents do it under the eyes of every fucking one..and know they can get caught, still they do it...it's really no big thing...once everyone gets a piece of the pie..everything will go back to normal..of course he will be stamped for life now..just like Clinton..and all the rest of us horny bastards...lol
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ah...
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Have you taken a good look at his face and teeth? He wants to be with a chick who might plausibly be attracted to him if he wasn't rich and famous.
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he's teeth aren't that bad.they're sort of the usual celeb/blind you with whiteness type thing. ;)
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They look like the offensive fake "Chinese" teeth Jerry Lewis wore in Breakfast at Tiffany's
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I don't get it. Tiger is a good looking guy with lots of money. What is he doing with these bitches? I mean, it certainly doesn't seem to be their sparkling personalities that drew him in.
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good looking really? the only good looking things on him are his net worth and golf game
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I'm not gay or nothin', but Tiger Woods is a not hideous guy who's 6'2 and 200 lbs and built like a defensive back in the NFL. That guy could get laid.
I just think his people have gone out of their way to make him less threatening(you know, cuz he's Black) so you see him smiling like a an idiot most of the time, but if Tiger was a normal guy in world-class athlete shape, which he's in, he could pull chicks, maybe not 10s, but decent broads..
I know ugly, skinny motherfuckers who pull decent women, even when they're broke and live with their mamas.
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oh, come stone that text message/leak think didn't impress you ??? ;)
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Both of them are true gutter trash. Neither are good for anything other then getting their faces plastered in some alleyway.
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really?!?! not like she is all that but how is Grubbs getting CRUSHED by that mess?
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24? Really? What is up with these women in their 20's looking so fucking used up? She looks like Latoya Jackson for fuck's sake!
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They are the most expensive whores I have ever seen. Tiger stands to lose about $500 million in endorsements and in divorce court. I hope they were worth it.
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they're both fugly so both fit perfectly with him
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its not even close, rachel wins EASY
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uchitel,is the one that may not have slept with him.
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one more thing....obviously these 2 skanks are golddigers, but his wife probably is too, don't cha' think?
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Absolutely. If she's so hurt and scorned, she should have taken the kids and left with whatever money she would have gotten from the prenup and child support. By renegotiating for more cash to stick around now, she lowers herself to the level of these other women.
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What do you mean, "lowered herself".
Sweetie, they both got what they wanted.
He got a trophy wife to help him sell golf clubs to White folks in the suburbs and she got a rich man, so she'd never have to work another day in her life.
The problem is "trophy wife" is boring and "rich man" is a philanderer.
This is how it ALWAYS turns out.
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She lowered herself because she should have had the financial details worked out in the original agreement. If she truly has renegotiated the deal to stick around now, I have a hard time feeling as much sympathy for her as I might have had she simply left.
She now finds herself in the situation exactly as you described...a situation where "she got a rich man, so she'd never have to work another day in her life.
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But that's what it was always about, though.
I'm not saying that she hasn't grown attachment to him, but I'm saying that his money is why they're together, therefore she's not "lowering" herself, she's was already there.
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Damn Tiger, step your game up
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They're both so skanky, picking one is like asking if you want herpes or gonorrhea.
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And least Kanye got a proper whore like Amber Rose.
These chicks are just low rent....
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The one that doesn't look like a gremlin.
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Im sick of this Tiger drama!!!! Both these bitches are FUG, rough as houses but they look like proper minging whores, and most guys like their whores minging so i get the attraction.
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LMFAO "minging whores" LOL..
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minging...
a.m. is here to rep the u.k. ;)
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LOL someone has to!!
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:)
we love your phrases and words that are so foreign to us.
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when I have millions I will have better looking Who-res..
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Where's the button if you think "Tiger is a fucking idiot for choosing either of these two sluts".
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seriously, it's still that big a gap 88% to 11%...geez you guys. bastards
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These girls make Khloe Kardashian look GORGEOUS
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uh no
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so the choice is between ugly and even uglier??? neither thanx
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Both plastic messes. Tiger is a fucking horny moron.
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when your goal is sleep with (manipulate and control) as many women as possible you can't be picky. There really aren't that many gorgeous women out there in those skanky clubs.
He was just on 1 big power trip. He's no different than that pudgy loser Jon Gosselin. (both part Asian I might add...just wondering what Dean Cain's really up to..lol
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I know Dean Cain had a part in the destruction of former country hottie, Mindy McCready. Can't speak to his recent devious work.
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lol...thanks for that
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I don't know why high profile dudes don't stick with escort services. Yes, you pay them for sex, but you also pay them to keep their traps shut. The trashy girls that you see here always talk. When I become a high profile dude, it will be an escort service for me.
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Tiger Woods announces he is taking a break from golf. I don't think golf is what Tiger really needs to take a break from.
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*ha ha*
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That Jamie girl is 24?!?! she looks like she belongs to that show real housewives something something... she looks kinda old
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Christ. You'd think the only famous golfer ever would be able to snag better looking girls.
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i'm still waiting for the sextape with tiger and dave letterman taking turns fucking carrie prejean
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That Jamie chick really seems to love the attention she's getting. I would have, too if i were ugly like her. Also, Tiger clearly likes his women with long hair.
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Tiger woods is really anything, but a fucking past champion douchebag already. Forcing to dropped the gatorade beverages of "FOCUS" for tiger wood's face on it, and other ads, terribily pissing me off.
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Tiger Woods likes some beat up looking pussy.
One thing he never learned from all the other dudes that are making mad amounts of money: he has fuck you money. he doesn't need to fuck ugly chicks.
what the fuck is wrong with him?
i'll tell you. he has fucking nerdy dick. in his mind he is still thankful that ANY bitch is willing to touch his balls. he needs to get off that real fast.
he can afford any bitch he wants.
i'm jealous.
right now i can probably only get Jamie Grubbs cleaning woman in her apartment complex.
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right now i can probably only get Jamie Grubbs cleaning woman in her apartment complex
as long as you don't get alba/you'll be ok....
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Isn't that basically what i just said?
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Fugly trash, I do find it interesting that Rachel has been in the media before, when she lost her husband in 9/11.
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what?!
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Yep, lost her fiance in the attacks and was photographed at Ground Zero holding a picture of him in the days following the strikes. Wasn't THE face of 9/11 but was certainly a face of 9/11.
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Yeah, i just looked her up and saw the pic. That sucks though...
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His wife is hotter than both of these combined.
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His wife is wayyyyy better looking
Rachel looks like her face is gunna blow up
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Tiger has a type and his wife isn't that type apparently.
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hmm...
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tiger sure knows how to pick em
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I say merely because Jamie looks a little manish in the face. But personally neither for me. C'mon Tiger step your game up. Sure cheating is wrong but when you cheat down instead of up that makes it even worse.
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Jaime, even though in the 1st pic she looks like Sabertooth
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How bout none of them?
Both of them look like cheap whore.. If I were a man with lots of money like Tiger, I'd go for VS' models..
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You never leave a paper trail, Tiger!! Schoolboy error.
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speaking from experience, alina?
:P
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LOL no im too nice for all that jazz!
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Tiger's wife can get the best revenge by sleeping with me a few times. How embarrassing would it be for Tiger to know his wife cheated on him with a fat, hairy dude?
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Any truth to the rumor that Elin is trying to set Tiger up with "Foxy Knoxy"?
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What so they can brutally murder Elin for not having freaky sex with them?
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