Who Invited Tila Tequila To Maxim's 2009 Hot 100 Celebration?

Rest easy folks, Tila Tequila was not voted to the Hot 100. But it still doesn't make up for how fucked up this list is. Anyways now she's whoring herself out saying that she's got news that'll shock the world.. yeah, sure, really!? Anyways, rumors are that she's pregnant. Whore.

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She wouldn't be in the top 1,000,000,gross nasty street-walker.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 2:04pm
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if she is preggers, that kid's gonna come out drippin' with VD.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 2:06pm
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I want this at least once.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 2:27pm
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Tila Tequila is the less attractive Asian version of Paris Hilton. Sad. What kind of stupid stage name is that anyway? She also has a huge forehead for someone with such a small round face.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 3:58pm
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Not her best pics at all, but the girl is pretty damn fuckable. Annoying, but fuckable.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 8:12pm
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Hmm.. Good thought question, but the pictures... "Not the best" -1, but this chick is pretty fuckable

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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She looks like her STDs have finally started to affect her health.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 3:21am
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she looks like a cockroach after botox

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 11:19am
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Its amazing what a truck load of makeup will do. Shes fugly without it.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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BAD fake tits and pathetic tattoos on a ugly gook whore who would not be put on the back alleys of Ho Chi Minh city to suck off and get ass fucked by AID's ridden sailors by the gang members who first anal raped her skanky ass.

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 @ 8:23am
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She's "famous" why?
I never understood. Something about MySpace Friends?!

Another reason I HATE MySpace.
Ok, I really hate it cause I have one friend and it's my mother.

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 @ 7:55pm
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