Today's Lesbian Fantasy: Kardashian Sisters, Julianne Hough & Lacey Schwimmer
Friday, May 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped at Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration in Santa Monica. There are a lot more Kim Kardashian ass pics from this event farting around the net, so look out for those to stick up Bastardly later today! Until then, hope you guys enjoy these...

























yeah, you gotta love the finger signs, how gangsta of her...jeeez, fucking waste of time this one
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There should be an option for 'A threesome with Julianne and Kim k.'
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4 HORSE FACES
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4 horse faces?
please. i'd love to see the fugly chicks that you have TRIED to bang that have turned you down.
i am on record as saying that i would fuck Kim K - with 2 rubbers - and that still holds true. i would also lick her dirty ass hole - with saran wrap.
dig it.
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Not suprising Khloe is leading this vote. Shes the best looking of the 4.
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Khloe has been looking beautiful lately. Good for her! She still needs some confidence, though.
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What the hell -- that beast Khloe is winning? Am I in bizarro world? On what planet is Khloe "Grendel" Kardashian hotter than anyone?
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I KNOW!!
She's literally running away with it.
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it's this wonderful planet where people have way different opinions than you and on this planet...it's ok to have a different opinion. someday, you'll get to that planet.
Khloe deserves to win of these little polls. she's good people....of course, you can't see that because you're too focused on her outer appearance.
sad.
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"you can't see that because you're too focused on her outer appearance."
Coming from somebody who bags on people on this site all the time? That's fucking rich.
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This is fixed isn't it? Whatever inner qualities sasquatch has, in relation to these women and this contest , how is she winning?
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You noticed?
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Khloe? Like, I don't think Khloe is hideous like a lot of people do, but hotter than Julianne Hough? Somebody must be botting the poll.
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how about a 3 some with Lacey and Julianne.... Chalk one of those up.
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How the fuck could Khloe be winning?
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Khloe and Lacey sandwich to go.
/mmm...mmm... GOOD!
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JULIANNE!!!!!!!!!!
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Kim has had surgery on her face. She looks bizarre.
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This shits fixed. SHENNANIGANS!
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Lick it up baby! LICK-IT-UP!
/Khloe > all
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julianne is really looking like aubrey oday the more i look at her
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bpp, I fuking hate you. You've just ruined my Julianne Hough fantasies. Now I can't stop seeing the resembalance to Aubrey oday.
*sigh*.
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Judging from these photos, I'd say Khloe's face resembles that an ogre's. She looks like she jumped out of Shrek or the World of Warcraft. I don't know how she's leading the poll. Kim is by far the hottest broad here. Just look at those curves (and watch her sex tape). You'd have a 9.5 week affair with her and not regret a single moment of all the steamy sex you had with her until, of course, that VD test comes back.
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*resembles that of an ogre's.
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SOME HOOKERS SHOULDNT WEAR WHITE DRESSES. ITS PRETTY BAD WHEN YOU CAN SEE THE CHEESE THROUGH THE WHITE DRESS. SHE NEEDS TO WEAR A MOO MOO WHY EMPHASIZE A FAT ASS THATS NASTY.
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To smack it but one time... what would I give?
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wawawewa...
suddenly all the bastard in here love Khloe..
what a change..
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