Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Megan's dressed to impress!As we've been doing for the past three years (not really), here's today's set of Megan Fox pics. Yesterday we saw Megan after she got hair done @ Five Fifteen hair salon and these pics come from the party she hit up yesterday evening at Hollywood's ultra-exclusive Chateau Marmont.
Let's hope Megan gets her shit together one of these days by, first of all, dumping her on/off boyfriend Brian Austin Green & then hitting up the beach in one of her bikinis!
Hey, that's the gate to my house and that's my head of security. She's here....I gotta go!
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Yeah, you mean the head of security at your psych ward. Your fucking lame
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LOL MOTHAFRICKIN' AGREED.
AT LEAST HE SHOULD HAVE HIMSELF COMMITTED.
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WOW! You definitely chose the right name, rOach, for this of your many aliases, cuz you are a mega fuckin' pest!!
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SAYS YOU!!!!
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I want to fuck you, Rach. Mmmmm, you look so young and fresh.
Are you wearing panties?? I hope not...I get so excited seeing your child-like face...oh yessir
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"You're or You are" fucking lame. Try English 101.
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if i had that house like that, IM GETTING OUT IMMEDIATELY, LMAO
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Please leave her alone. Thanks.
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GOD!!!!! she's fucking PERFECT!...so damn amazing!..Mamacita esta sabrosa!!
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she looks so god damn fuckable these days.
jesus christ. i love the shoes. the hair. the dress.
something tells me that she's not wearing any panties.
but then i just got this shitty vision in my head of her going to hang out with david silver...FUCK.
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lol
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PATHETIC ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKALIKE WANNABE.
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"hurry up and open the door will ya? i gotta go!"
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haha, good one
Vector Security: "Oh god, I think I need get the fuck out!!!"
lol!!!!
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If it weren't for the ghastly tattoos, I would have never guessed it was her.
Ugh. I think I'm tired of her. Thanks, Bastardly, for ruining a celeb for me!
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I usually like the way she looks, but geez, could she try be any more of an Angelina wannabe?! At least give credit to the other person if you're gonna steal their look. On a personal level, I hate girls who do this BS; I had this one girl do this to me, and she even went as far as pretending to read the same books as I did and like the same hobbies all the while claiming that she "hated" me. Could you be any more lame?! Phew...sorry about the D55 moment; had to get that off my back.
Back to Megan; grow some creativity. Here's the proof:
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wow, thats beautiful... nice thinking sir...
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My physical health is starting to depend on a daily dose of Megan Fox.
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She is hot, sexy, gorgeous, and I love her. But she is looking thinner and thinner, please Megan don't get all anorexic on us, you are HOT, don't ruin it.
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thin is good...petite is good...
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IT'S SOOO OBVIOUS YOU ARE STYLING PAM & BY POSTING THAT PICTURE OF THAT GIRL. GIVE THIS UP.
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you psycho...you give up on your stupid delusions, thinking you have it all figured out...dumb ass!
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MUCH LIKE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL ABOUT HAVING AN ASS.
IF YOU WOULD STICK IT OUT MORE, YOUR HEAD WOULD BE INSIDE YOUR ASSHOLE. YOUR ASS IS AN ILLUSION.
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A figment of her limited imagination.
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i'm bored of this angelina jolie wannabe.megan said that she is more hotter than angelina jolie.she wish!
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She should always wear her hair up...Always!
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so pretty, but she is looking skinnier these days..not a good thing, someone throw her a cheeseburger before she succumbs to the dreaded 'lollipop head syndrome' (a la angelina jolie)
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As wiseblood wud say;
i wanna lick her dirty asshole.
no lesbo here
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Megan must've pissed off Moe and/or Jackson, cuz they're overexposin' her to the point of makin' us sick of her. But, IMO, it hasn't worked w/KimKar and it's not gonna work w/Meg.
I'm glad she finally ditched the slacks, but I know she's got hella more thigh to show than her dress is allowing, here.
Ahhh, yes...
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she just oozes sex appeal.
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Is that a tongue piercing? I hate those weird piercings (IMO anything other than ears, belly) on chicks! The tattoos were already bad, but the new piercing drops her quite a bit in my book.
Yes, she's still hot in spite of this, and no I haven't had better.
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WANT. THOSE. SHOES.
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she's really really hot, all the time
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Megan Fox circa 2004 is ten times hotten than Megan Fox circa 2009. Five years ago she was the HOTTEST GIRL I have ever seen. Not any more. Now she is bony and derivative looking. How some people could like this version of Megan Fox over the WHITE HOT version that did that FHM spread (the one where she is on all fours over a couch, wearing only some little white undies and heels) is just silly to me.
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am i seeing the same girl? i think she looks horrible here...and too skinny. her face has almost no fat on it. something is different about her face!
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2 much meth...
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Los Angeles drains the life out of you. Literally. The city is a vampire. It feeds on young blood. If you want to live, stay where you are.
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that reminds me something new, i rather call a swat team to keep me safe enough to get out
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She does have a bad hapit of flairing her nose. As much I like Megan hotteness and personality wise, she looks like a pasty monkey in this picture.
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She's losing way too much weight. She's too hot to follow those Hollywood standards.
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Her lips used to be fuller.
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Nasty tattooed plastic skank with stubs for thumbs.
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she is so trying to be like Angelina Jolie...it is ridiculous that she denies it and claims to be hotter than Jolie...really? I mean, realllly? More like, "I look up to her like a 5 year old looks up to her mother"....shit, at least admit to it!
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RIGHT, LIKE YOU DO WITH ADRIANA LIMA??
YOU ARE JUST WAY TOO PREDICTABLE.
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Dig the shoes, but she needs to stop trying to be the second coming of Angelina.
I also wonder if her upper lip looks so busted in the closeup of her mouth because of injection sites.
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MEGAN FOC CALIMS SHE'S HOTTER THAN ANGELINA JOLIE LOOK AT THIS:Hey, have you ever looked at Transformers star Megan Fox and thought “Wow, she looks a lot like Angelina Jolie?” Yeah, well knock it off. The twenty-one year old actress recently flew into “Bitchassness Overdrive” on a fan who mistook her for the Tomb Raider star while partying at Vancouver hotspot Bar None. Make no mistake about it-Megan’s “like ten times hotter” than Angelina Jolie, at least in her own view.
A National Enquirer spywitness report reads:
….She suddenly started yelling at a male admirer who’d made a comment she’s heard a thousand times: “You look a lot like ANGELINA JOLIE!”
“Look, are you aware of who ‘FHM’ magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie…it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine!”
….Fox launched into a wild anti-Jolie rant, shrieking stuff like: “I’m only 21 and she’s like…ancient! I’m much hotter than her.”
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So, Megan told the truth. What would you want her to do?
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The national enquirer. LOL please the girl stated on the red carpet that she thinks she looks like a transgender and that shes insecure ....
she doesnt even look like Jolie. just because of her tatoos and her eyes. if it wasnt for the tatoos, no one would even bring up this looking like jolie non sense.
I mean people said Octo mom looked like Jolie too. LOL
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If that is a true quote from Megan, I like her even more. And, what the fuck, does Angelina have a fucking patent for tats on women? She wasn't the first woman to have multiple tats.
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Angelina does need to hang it up and pass the torch.
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Yes, why should she continue to star in shitty movies when she's capable of so much more.
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She stars in shitty movies because she has 22 children to feed.
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Brad can support the family and she can stay home and make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the kids.
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that movie she starred in that clint eastwood directed was pretty good actually
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I tend to pass over Angelina movies, but which one are you referring to?
Did you get your computer issues fixed?
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aw yes I did, thanks for asking doll. That movie was called the Changeling. I'm probably being biased though since I have a son & it breaks my heart since it is based on a true story.
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Angelina isn't capable of SHIT.
she should just hang it up, period.
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Yeah right, She's a good actress and a humanitarian. You're a Megan Fox fan.....why?
What has Megan done? She's one of the worst actresses in the biz. The only awards she'll ever win are razzies, or maybe best adult actress awards if she switches to porn (which she should). Megan is an Angelina Wannabe, and she's not a natural beauty like Angie either. And at least Angelina is smart.....Megan Fox has nothing to make her likeable. She's a bad actress, she doesn't come across as very intelligent, and she's not a humanitarian. All she can do is look pretty, and evenso, she looks more trashy and slutty and than pretty/hot.
You are illogical and a hypocrite.
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Agreed!
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At some point, you've got to concede that Megan is straight up copying Angelina. I mean come on, the hair is the same style down to the part and the dress is the same exact style as Angelina's down to the cinched waist and sash. The only difference between the two looks is that Angelina understands that less makeup is more and Megan cakes it on; class is moderation. Angelina may not be capable of much according to your standards, but at the very least, she has her own sense of style. Megan does not and that is really sad considering that she has tons of money and can easily collaborate with a stylist and personal shopper to come up with one.
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Ok, for shits and giggles, lets pretend for a moment that Megan is copying Angelina. Megan pulls off the "Angelina Jolie" look better than Angelina Jolie does. Sometimes the cover is better than the original.
Megan does not have any sense of style, but does Angelina's shoes match her dress in the pic that you posted? lol
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lol yes ang's shoes do match her dress!! I think megan has kind of modelled her approach on jolie but i dont think they look alike at all. Megan is hotter now that true but shes not hotter than Jolie was at her hottest. Angelina is a tired sex symbol now, she should just stick to acting, which she is good at. In terms of hotness Megan wins, but for talent its jolie all the way.
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Damn, I thought the shoes didn't match and I would have one up on her. You're probably right, though. I'm a guy, so what do I know?
I don't see any similarities between the two except for the tattoos. Megan's are at least legible.
In Angelina's prime, I thought she was more sexy than hot. She is past her prime and the Angelina fans have to come to terms with that.
Megan may be a terrible actress, unintelligent, and trashy, but she is one of the sexiest women I have ever seen in spite of her flaws. She's still young and has time to correct her flaws, but her sex appeal is undeniable.
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The premise of my argument is not whether one is better looking than the other; it is that Megan is jacking Angelina's style. If the first thing that comes to my mind when I look at Megan's picture is "I've seen that exact look on Angelina" and it takes me about 2 seconds to pull it up, then she most likely did steal the look. Ace, you get annoyed that people keep comparing Megan to Angelina, but it seems that Megan herself is perpetuating this narrative. Personally, I don't think that Megan looks like Angelina, but what annoys me about her is that she doesn't have enough sense nor creativity to get her own style. Whatever your feelings on Angelina, her style is very distinct and whether you like it or not, it is her own. No one in Hollywood really wears their hair like this but Angelina and no one sports the cinched waist dress but she; she's worn this kind of dress many times, enough for Megan not to make the mistake of wearing it if she didn't want Angelina comparisons. You could say it's a coincidence that Megan looks like this, or you could admit that occam's razor is true here: the simplest explanation is the explanation and Megan pulled an Angelina. Also, saying that Megan is too young is just too easy. She's 22 not 16, and being young shouldn't be an excuse for stupidity. I am a mere three years older than her, but if I plagiarized a paper or said something completely stupid in class, I'm sure my professors wouldn't say, "It's ok, she's only 25." As for your argument about Megan's sexiness: I find Vicky Blows to be extremely sexy but everything has its place and she is what she is...nothing more, nothing less. Megan is the same.
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MEGAN IS A BITCH.She should be honored to even be mistaken for Angelina
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im not gonna say anything, for some reason i feel bad for her.
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she reminds me of a young shannon doherty
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Omg Megan fox is fucking hot to the max i would fuck dat any day.. if olny i can fuck dat... amazingg ok im hard now megan is so fuckingg dammm
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You're all so lame...check out the old pics..........she's had her teeth capped and her nose thinned out. And yeah, she might be going Cali/anarexi on us....too bad. tfs
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Meh, I like her shoes
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she is smockinh fucking hot...watch her hot sexy body
w a t c h c e l e b r i t y . c o m
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How could anybody like those vile, tacky stripper shoes?
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ugly anorexic tranny whore..don't see anything hot on this bitch..yeah she looks like an used ol' porn star
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It's like she's licking air vagina, yummy
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Megan is a tad overrated. I'd like to see her with a lot less makeup for a change.
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I don't see any resemblance between Megan and Angelina. I think Megan rocks her own look, although I can't say much about her acting. :P
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Nothing screams "emotionally troubled white trash" like tattoos all over a perfect body.
Decossas
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GOD Jolie is amazing ...no contest there
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