Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still in Toronto and ate at a sushi restaurant. Yup, breaking news.In other Megan Fox news, she's quoted to say that she'll never film herslf having sex or do a nude scene in a movie... we'll just wait and see.
"It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet.”
"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!" Source

























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Without Michael Bay, this piece of white trash would be pole dancing.
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hahaha
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She looks so good with pale skin and dark hair. She really pulls it off.
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that is a good observation, not everyone can pull off the fair skin, she does it well
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Yeah she really does. Her skin looks very even and creamy, I think thats why it works.
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"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"
If she keeps this promise of hers, man, I'm gonna begin to like her and forgive her annoying personality.
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she looks great, i am going to ask 1 final time, even if u think she is overrated, how can you possibly think she isn't good looking?
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i cant stand her but there is no way in hell that she's not good looking or is just average.
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if they're in toronto guess it's for the film fest. wonder what movies they'll see ???
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she should share her private parts but keep her dumb ass thoughts private
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lol! good idea
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hahaha i totally agree with her on never wanting to see herself having sex... disgusting. i freak out at the thought of what i look like. especially since ppl tend to make odd, involuntary facial expressions.
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that is fucking it for me...she looks good only done up...as i c here she has nothing more than gozzilions of girls do. FUCK U MEGAN
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today, is the day you've lost your innocence. ;)
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yes today like 15 years ago
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Megan Fox and Douche B.A.G.
/FTFY
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RE: "Masha the crusher" honey you sound really bitter...the reality is that she actually looks good in anything...she could wear a plain tee n jeans n still look hotter than most women on this planet. Megan looks good pale, tanned, w. or w.out makeup & etc...you on the other hand sound just like any other jealous b*tch who probably looks like shit.
MEGAN IS GORGEOUS GET OVER IT...NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT HER...IT WILL NOT MAKE HER ANY LESS ATTRACTIVE.
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HA HA, U R FUNNY
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MEGAN WISHES SHE LOOKED LIKE ME....AND SO DO U
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Tell 'em brah
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Vaginas aren't supposed to be private. what is she talking about. I put my leica on zoom up my cunt and put those pics on flickr
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Wrely....?
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She's a bad lil breezie
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Thank you, I do have a great sense of humor. Especially when I think of how miserable you are..it literally makes me laugh, mostly because I would hate to live with as much hatred and envy as you have in your heart..whew it must REALLY suck to be you the ALWAYS unseen plain jane :)
- I won't even comment on Megan or me wishing to look like you..because that is just funny, like really really funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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she is never average, even when she wears these boring clothes... people are in serious DENIAL
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in that first picture (and maybe others, i don't feel like checking) she looks like the lead singer of tokio hotel, bill kaulitz. it's probably just the hair more than anything.
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when she's un-newsworthy is she ever without B.A.G??
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She's not average, just irritating.
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boring top.
check.
ripped, boring jeans.
check.
flip flops or something else i can get at ROSS.
check.
if this girl weren't so physically attractive, i'd have to laugh her off and find other boring chicks to jerk off to.
she looks SO fucking boring here (as usual when she is out and about). she's gotta get it together.
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I dont care if she's boring, she still boringly hot.
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Lucky MF....
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with nothing better to do these homeless people continue to wander the street
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Is B.A.G. trying to be Jude Law circa 1999?
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wow the first picture brian is pulling the haha oh yeeeah i totaly get to fuck megan fox
YEAH GUESS WHAT BRIAN? NOONE CARES
Boring ass bitch1! wasting my time
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BIIIIIIITCH, After i just talked good about you yesterday? Fuck that, the fuckin deal's back on motherfucker. CAN THIS BITCH, Where's my Blake? She'd never rule puttin her white girl booty on screen, hell she's whored herself out so much...Let me calm down i need a cigarette, this bitch doen gone crazy...
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