Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still in Toronto and ate at a sushi restaurant. Yup, breaking news.

In other Megan Fox news, she's quoted to say that she'll never film herslf having sex or do a nude scene in a movie... we'll just wait and see.

"It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet.”

"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"
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3 Bastards Dig This!

Without Michael Bay, this piece of white trash would be pole dancing.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:05pm
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hahaha

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:09pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

She looks so good with pale skin and dark hair. She really pulls it off.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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that is a good observation, not everyone can pull off the fair skin, she does it well

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:13pm
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Yeah she really does. Her skin looks very even and creamy, I think thats why it works.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 6:44pm
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"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

If she keeps this promise of hers, man, I'm gonna begin to like her and forgive her annoying personality.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

she looks great, i am going to ask 1 final time, even if u think she is overrated, how can you possibly think she isn't good looking?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:13pm
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i cant stand her but there is no way in hell that she's not good looking or is just average.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 4:30pm
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if they're in toronto guess it's for the film fest. wonder what movies they'll see ???

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:19pm
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3 Bastards Dig This!

she should share her private parts but keep her dumb ass thoughts private

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:19pm
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lol! good idea

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:32pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

hahaha i totally agree with her on never wanting to see herself having sex... disgusting. i freak out at the thought of what i look like. especially since ppl tend to make odd, involuntary facial expressions.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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that is fucking it for me...she looks good only done up...as i c here she has nothing more than gozzilions of girls do. FUCK U MEGAN

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:36pm
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today, is the day you've lost your innocence. ;)

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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yes today like 15 years ago

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:53pm
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Megan Fox and Douche B.A.G.

/FTFY

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:46pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

RE: "Masha the crusher" honey you sound really bitter...the reality is that she actually looks good in anything...she could wear a plain tee n jeans n still look hotter than most women on this planet. Megan looks good pale, tanned, w. or w.out makeup & etc...you on the other hand sound just like any other jealous b*tch who probably looks like shit.

MEGAN IS GORGEOUS GET OVER IT...NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT HER...IT WILL NOT MAKE HER ANY LESS ATTRACTIVE.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:00pm
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HA HA, U R FUNNY

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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MEGAN WISHES SHE LOOKED LIKE ME....AND SO DO U

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:03pm
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Tell 'em brah

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:34pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Vaginas aren't supposed to be private. what is she talking about. I put my leica on zoom up my cunt and put those pics on flickr

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:07pm
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Wrely....?

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 12:30am
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She's a bad lil breezie

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 3:35pm
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Thank you, I do have a great sense of humor. Especially when I think of how miserable you are..it literally makes me laugh, mostly because I would hate to live with as much hatred and envy as you have in your heart..whew it must REALLY suck to be you the ALWAYS unseen plain jane :)

- I won't even comment on Megan or me wishing to look like you..because that is just funny, like really really funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 4:02pm
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she is never average, even when she wears these boring clothes... people are in serious DENIAL

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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in that first picture (and maybe others, i don't feel like checking) she looks like the lead singer of tokio hotel, bill kaulitz. it's probably just the hair more than anything.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 4:41pm
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when she's un-newsworthy is she ever without B.A.G??

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 4:46pm
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She's not average, just irritating.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 9:25pm
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boring top.
check.
ripped, boring jeans.
check.
flip flops or something else i can get at ROSS.
check.

if this girl weren't so physically attractive, i'd have to laugh her off and find other boring chicks to jerk off to.

she looks SO fucking boring here (as usual when she is out and about). she's gotta get it together.

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 9:26pm
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I dont care if she's boring, she still boringly hot.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 3:05am
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Lucky MF....

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 9:48pm
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with nothing better to do these homeless people continue to wander the street

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 10:00pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Is B.A.G. trying to be Jude Law circa 1999?

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 10:01pm
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wow the first picture brian is pulling the haha oh yeeeah i totaly get to fuck megan fox
YEAH GUESS WHAT BRIAN? NOONE CARES

Boring ass bitch1! wasting my time

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 11:15pm
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BIIIIIIITCH, After i just talked good about you yesterday? Fuck that, the fuckin deal's back on motherfucker. CAN THIS BITCH, Where's my Blake? She'd never rule puttin her white girl booty on screen, hell she's whored herself out so much...Let me calm down i need a cigarette, this bitch doen gone crazy...

Thursday, September 10th, 2009 @ 1:58am
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