Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!
Monday, November 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
If you recall, in the Megan Fox NY Times post, she kinda slammed Jennifer's Body saying that she was doubtful from the beginning of its success because it was some horror movie about "a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America." But, she is now quoted saying she'd like to do more horror films:
"I hate doing school scenes and office scenes; I hate doing mall scenes... if I could do exciting genre films like this and be covered in blood and vomit for the rest of my life, I would be really happy,"
"The scenes in which I was covered in blood and break through glass were amazing. In one scene, I'm shoving a whole chicken in my mouth - a whole chicken! I love it; it is so different and original." Source

























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she's so annoying but aww she looks cute. and her skin looks really good.
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She looks very cute (minus the hideous boots), love the glasses.
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i'd fuck this girl in a coffee bean restroom (probably the mens side so i could rub her head in the filth that is the mens room) while holding a coffee bean drink. not sure what I'd order, but it would probably be cold and have caramel.
i probably wouldn't drink it all, but i'd throw it on her pussy and lick it off and then pour the rest on her ass hole and fuck her in the ass.
then i'd jizz in the cup, make her drink it with a straw, take a dump, and leave.
thanks for the memories megan.
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So these are the "after" pics of your encounter with her?!
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she looks great in glasses. It removes some of the trashiness. She should also wear less makeup so that skin can breathe.
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nice pics but she's not a credible endorser...she'll probably bash coffee bean some time soon
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Looks very cute. She's hot when she's all glammed up but I like the real Megs better.
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Morning wood completed. I love Megan fox in tights. Actually, I love any hot girl in tights. I'm digging the glasses too.
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haha nerd
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nerds are awesome, LEAVE MEGAN ALONE!!!! *gets camcorder and hides under blanket*
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What in the FUCK is up with the shit-tastic boots?!?!?!
Such a hot little piece, with the WORST fucking boots.
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Fox is givin' Munn a run for the hot girl geek crown. OW!!
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Megan does not have any intelligence therefore she cannot be a geek. She's just a court jester in Queen Olivia's world.
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I don't claim to know what's inside her head, my comment rests purely on the visual.
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She already shoving Brian Austin Green's cock into her mouth, can't she just be happy with what she's got?
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How about this for a dream...
Megan Fox is wearing these glasses, along with other librarian clothing. She glances your way, with intense "fuck me" eyes. The two of you proceed to a secluded area of the lower section of the library. She unbuttons her blouse and lets her hair out of its bun. You lift up her skirt, bend her over a table, go to town, and then cum on the glasses covering her eyes.
And then I wake up from my dream. *sigh*
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This is how you look hot wearing glasses.
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I said hot, not fourteen years old.
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Ok. I'll admit she doesn't really look 14 and does look hot in that pic just not as hot as MF looks above.
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so a 16-year old looks 14? scandalous
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Scandalous no, but hotter than Ms. Fox. Also, no.
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she is the hottest woman on earth right now, i know people will disagree and that is okay but look at her dressed down here, there is NOTHING wrong with this woman
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One of the few that can look amazing dressed down. Great skin, by the way.
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wanna know how i know the world is coming to an end??? i'm about to say something nice about megan. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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She actually looks fucking good here. okay, thats it. all i got. excuse me while i go throw up, and then shoot myself in the face.
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Lookss pretty damn HOT!
See she's naturally HOT!
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NOW she says jennys bod was expected to bomb, yea right....she had hoped to be a major player after this crappy thing made her a big name at the box office
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She never said anything bad about that stupid movie. She just said she didn't expect it to break box office records , which in itself is not a diss. Plenty of artists make movies or records that they openly admit are "labors of love" and are not intended to sell a lot of records or make "Titanic" money at the box office.
That's what she was saying. Not that she didn't think it was a good movie, just that it was a little esoteric for mainstream audiences.
Damn, y'all are turnin' me into a Megan Fox fan, just with your sheer irrational hatred and distortion of the girl.
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Geek Sexy...I like that look.
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she is hot but these candids cant hold my attention. next
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UGGS?
Really, Megan?
Really?
UGGS?
I'm a bit dissapointed.
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She looks casually HOT!
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What a fuking sexy nerd... XD
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