TRAVEL ALERT! Heavenly St. Barts: Candice Swanepoel vs Doutzen Kroes
Thursday, December 10th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSEE MORE: Doutzen's shoot & Candice's shoot
Let's put on our Bastardly Fantasy Caps...
Assuming we were lucky enough to be a single-recently divorced-yacht owning billionaire currently vacationing in St. Barts and had the option of bringing one of these Victoria's Secret beauties on board our water mansion for a few precious days of tantric insanity, who would you choose?
SEE MORE: Doutzen's shoot & Candice's shootRead more in Babes, Bikini Pics, Candice Swanepoel, Doutzen Kroes, Fashion, Victoria's Secret
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they both look great but honestly somewhere in the middle would be best, like doutzen is gorgeous but not the best swimming suit model and candice has an awesome body but that rib cage is distracting
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it's out of proportion to the rest of her body and everyone knows that proportioned looks the most beautiful. Marisa and Bar have perfect WHR's I think...not sure what they are.
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Doutzen, hands down.
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Candice FTW!
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Moe, you dirty little f*cker, why did I have to choose? lol
I bet if I was Tiger I could have had both....:)
I guess Candice eeks out a win here.
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ok, how can you compare Candice to man body Doutzen?!
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If thats a man body, call me gay. I'll take her over that stick figure with boobs anyday.
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that is not a man body? where is her waist, hips? she's got a V shape with broad shoulders, no waist and hips as wide as her nonexistent waist. This has nothing to do with her being stick thin or thick. Her frame is like that of a man.
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Oh come on, Damla. I've seen more manly bodies on chicks. Brooke Hogan comes to mind...this is not manly. Try again.
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just because there are manlier bodies out there doesn't mean this one isn't manly. We're not talking about degrees of manliness now. I know you brothers love thick bodies with some nice thighs and all and i am sure the fact that she loves dark chocolate like you does make her look more attractive but she's got a V shape just like a man.
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Hey, it doesn't matter what my preference is. I call it like i see it. Women come in all different shapes and sizes. Now while some look like straight up Trannyformers i highly doubt your gonna mistake this girl for a man in a dark nightclub somewhere in eastern europe. She has a feminine face (moreso than Adrianna) and she got a thick body when you compare her to those other Vicky Secret models.
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yeah, i am sure she wouldn't be mistaken for a man in a dark nightclub, neither would this she-male:
http://www.pamellaaraujo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/onlytgirls_com-p...
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Great, now i just threw up my lunch. Thanks.
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haha I just wanted to you that your example was bad and didn't prove anything; feel better.
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wanted to SHOW* you
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Dude, don't argue with women about other women's looks.
You have to remember that the fashion industry is run by women and gay dudes, which is exactly why most "high fashion" models look like emaciated 12 year olds.
They think ANYTHING other than a size 0 is "fat" or "thick" or something.
Then they blame US for women being anorexic, when we prefer "thicker" bodies overall.
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but hey, if that's what does it for you, that is fine because but the pix clearly show she's got a v shape - that is a fact.
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youre gay
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she is not perfect, she doesn't have waist, that is true, but her tight are awesome, a real tights, not all the chicken legs of the rest of the models that supposed to be sexy, she is hot, her face is gorgeous. Period.
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difficult...I go with Doutzen
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Hips VS NO Hips.....
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Doutzen is the best overall!
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Candace, no question. Come on!
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They are both obviously amazingly hot but i think doutzen is more beautiful.
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I'm going with Candice on this one
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Candice has very wide shoulders (slightly wider than her hips). She just has that bizarre ribcabe which some people find appealing I guess. Doutzen has juicer thighs (not sticks) and looks overall very good (great ass too). Both have no boobs. Vida has a nicer body...I'll say it again.
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juicy thighs FTW!
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juicy thighs FTW!
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i think doutzen more, i think she has a better face and a more real woman body
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Doutzen's face, marisa's body and adriana's out of earth sexiness
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Doutzen
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My sexy Candice, of course.
Mmmmm, sultry.
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Doutzen..she's got more to grab..but I am amazed with Candice's waist...oooweee looks someone shaped that girl intentionally like that..yet she's too thin for my taste..
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Doutzen's body
Candice's face - she is absolutely gorgeous
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i have seen Doutzen w/o makeup and its not pretty.
Team Candice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've been TEAM CANDICE since December!
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Doutzen is my choice no matter what! she looks very womanly to me...I woulden't say no to Candice (like I have a chance) but still the Doutz girl looks yummy
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candice. doutzen's face may be prettier but candice's is still comparable and her body is unfathomably times nicer. plus, doutzen has zero sex appeal. sexy>beautiful
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I voted Candice
but Doutzen is alright
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I'd like to go off the board with Lima for $200, Jack.
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man, this is not an easy option...
but I'll have to go with Doutzen....
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Candice, due to her hips and tiny waist.
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Freeze this at 55-56 seconds into the video and you'll see why I voted for Douten.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCjTs9OEyc
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wow! I knew Doutzen had a nice ass but I was shocked to see how great it was. Candice has NO ASS...NONE which I find to be masculine and her odd proportions just don't do it for me so Doutzen all the way.
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hmm yeah that arse is a deal breaker. Doutzen looks great.
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*schwing*
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I say Doutzens thickness with Candices curves.
Doutzens innocent beauty with Candices sexiness.
All of Doutzens glorious ass though..
Candice ass
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