"Twilight" Babe Ashley Greene: Saturday Night Magazine, October 2009
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

With "Twilight: New Moon" release date set for November 20th, look for all the ladies in the movie to takeover magazine covers at your local newsstand.























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i prefer the pics of her where i can see her boobies
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Proving once again that having nude photos "leaked" is the best way to get famous fast.
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yeah..but since i saw those nudes i realized she's not that hot...she has a very weird body figure.
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But did you know who she was before you saw them?
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well not that much...so yeah i get your point!
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She looks good here but in candids not so much
Plus her body is not that great
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It's because they dont do photoshop in candid.
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Normally I run for the hills hissing all the way every time I see anything with the words "Twilight", "New Moon" or David Pattinson in it, but I think this one's a keeper.
Until, of course, her Star sizzles out and she's replaced by someone else who "accidentally" got naked in front of a camera...
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Her body is below average.
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she's hot. i don't care....
like Big Papi says "I'd pee in her butt"
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she's lucky. the titties saved her.
i was going to go for it big time with this one.
but i will say this: what animal died on her head and why did her stylist give this the okay?
are all celebrities and the people associated with them high?
probably.
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I never got her appeal. She's pretty in the face but in a really plain way and her body is far too chubby to have such little boobs. And her head's too small for her body as well...
And she seems to have reallllly overestimated her popularity.
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overrated
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Better to have a gorgeous face with a mediocre body than a mediocre face with a gorgeous body.
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Slowly becoming one of my top 10 favs. Something about her face draws me in.
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she works out too much, her shoulders are too built up so it makes her look out of proportion but she's very pretty.
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they did a good job of covering up that thick middle of hers
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another nominee for the photoshop awards..
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i just dont find her hot at all. cute i guess, but not hot. and these pics are terrible
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Nice lips. Ashley G. is hot.
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