Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2009 Commercial Screencaps
Monday, November 16th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, so the quality sucks but I think 5 of the 6 are Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes, and Candice Swanepoel... am I right? And who did I not get?
Also, the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is on November 19th but won't air on CBS until December 1st.

























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Pg 4 - Marisa's tits look like they are ready to explode out of that bra. Miranda looks tasty.
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Marisa has great tits but what the fuck get the girl a fucking bra that fits. Itty bitty titties need to be squeezed to look good, big ass tittays DO NOT.
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I heard that most models wear a cup size too small to maximize cleavage, looks like it works!
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all I see is boobs! lol very juicy. love these girls. still waiting on Moe or Jackson to post about the new VS model candidates!!!
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i actually think they all look great other then alessandra who is awful
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Most sexculant!!
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Sexiest women ever!
Checkout my Amanda Bynes Red head pic!
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I'll take Miranda to go please!
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candice alone is enough...marisa has a killer body but herface looks way too harsh in these pix...and how many boxes of tissue did they spend to make miranda's mosquito bites appear big like that??? total fraud.
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i don't know the 6th girl's name but i know who she is...she has a big nose with weird lips and looks like a male roman statue in the face.
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and the girl in black bra (page 2.2) is NOT doutzen...doutzen is the one in pic 2 on page 3.
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you forgot rosie huntington whiteley! i love her. she has a nice body
http://www.moejackson.com/category/rosie-huntington-whiteley
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Ale is always my favorite.
Well, the show is going to be on Nov 19th.
Alessandra Ambrosio is going to open it, Marisa Miller will wear the Fantasy Bra and Black Eyed Peas will be there.
I think Heidi Klum will host it and Adriana Lima may be involved with the show, probably a small participation (pre-taped), cause she is about to give birth.
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I want all the old angels - Adriana, Gisele, Ana beatriz :(
alessandra is nice and beautiful though and candice
but that marisa chick is sooo uglyy.. what do people see in her (besides her boobs)???
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These fashions are stupid. Every year the same old push-up bras and low cut panties. Show such imagination, like the French.
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Marisa's boobs are suffocating, let them breath, woman!
http://www.letthembreathe.com/tips.htm
ahahaha
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*breathe*
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I say, "Let them breed."
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I am not gonna complain about what we guys run after every day of our lives.....if the truth be told
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yeah. ok. we get it. you all have great bodies, but here's a news flash Victoria's Secret: i'm not 12. i can find hotter girls that are willing to be videotaped taking loads on the face or a golden shower (ava devine who is a total dirty skank) that are TOTALLY NAKED.
when did we get to a point that girls that are a total cock tease are fucking cool?
lame.
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Ava Devine; seriously? The VS models would still be hotter than her if they were 50.
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ava isn't hot. she's dirty. real dirty. REAL fucking dirty and dirty is interesting.
lingerie that isn't being removed with my teeth is boring as fuck.
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Wiseblood you nailed it. I have gotten so I pay this and the SI swimsuit issue no attention whatsoever. Same with the damn beauty contests. Nor do I frequent strip clubs. I can be teased for free with better looking females right here on the good ol internet!
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Just so we're clear.... If it weren't for Ale and Marissa, this wouldn't even be worth watchin.......
And thats the bottom line..........
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page 3: That's a 1941 Oldsmobile coupe... I have one, but it's red... Sadly, mine didn't include the two hood ornaments...
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Right after these were taken, Adriana busts out in a bra and panties, 8-9 months pregnant. "YOU FORGOT ME YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS"
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that commercial for the push-up bra says it adds two cup sizes ! lol crazy
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Marisa's face offends me.
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and seriously, why would any girl buy a bra that adds 2 cup sizes? that is like attracting the wrong type of guy...the guy will think you have some d cups only to find out you have b ones...sure, he might love you and stay with you for a few years and even marry you but he will always be more attracted to girls with d cups and you will know that...you totally did false adversitement...imagine his face when he undresses her for the first time haha...i think their "very sexy" line is the shit as far as giving your boobies some push up but 2 cup sizes is too much and would make a drastic difference.
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It's the same as a woman acting like a total sweetheart at the beginning of a relationship and then turning into a cold hearted bitch as the relationship goes on. She was a cold hearted bitch to begin with.
Hey, there is someone missing from the show!!!!!!
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haha definately agree, while the bra may give confidence to a woman I'd be afraid to undress and disapoint if I was faking the 2 cup sizes
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correct me if I'm wrong but I think that girl is Rosie Huntington..
anyway, they must be the real reason for global warming because they're all HOT!
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