  Vida Guerra: Black Men Magazine, December 2009Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson Bookmark/Search this post with:  Yup, nothing new to report on Vida Guerra but I guess she's still relevant enough to do magazine photoshoots.Related in a Scandalous way:77 Scandalous Comments |
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Oooo... say what you want but that ass can save the world! Vida love the curves...
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Damn. I know there's plenty of photoshop but damn. I would tear those cheeks apart!
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I want to plunge into that ass. Her face may not be the best, but it wouldn't be a problem after i coat her face with jizz afterwords, or just brownbag her and nut on those sheeks after some doggy style action.
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hahahaha yeah fucking right. this ugly ass ho looks nothing like this. do guys actually buy this? her face is vile, with her droopy, wonky eyes, it looks like her face is melting. and she's stumpy as hell. i do not like this whore. gives latinas a bad name. i don't know one girl who thinks she looks good, and we all know girls have better taste.
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Well she doesn't exist for women, she exists for men. Bless her.
And yes, these pics are photoshopped, I wish they weren't. She looks great without photoshop.
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Pfft, please. Women do not have better taste. Thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard. If it was up to women, most chicks featured in magazines would be a size zero because we all know thats what a woman's fantasy size is. I trust the opinion more of my fellow brethren. We have more diversified tastes.
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that part is true... about some women having unrealistic, skewed ideals of the perfect female body but i mean guys look at vida and think she's hot just because she has a huge ass and is thick. ur so transfixed by it, you barely even look at her face, whereas women start at the face and work their way down. we place more emphasis on facial features. some women with mediocre faces can be deemed by other women as being hot if their bodies are close to perfect. like marisa miller or izabel goulart. but vida is a dog. face is below average. body can't make up for it, imo.
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I'm a fan of faces before bodies and I'm a guy. Hence my favorite girl Mila. Perfect face but no boobs or butt. Doesn't matter, her face makes up for anything.
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hell yeah it does! same with cassie and megan fox. well i think cassie has a nice, lean body but she doesn't have big boobs or a big butt and megan has no ass and saggy tits but it's all good. damn ur such a devout mila fan. i admire that, bowser.
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Thank you! Well what can I say? I love the girl. I'm not a big movie fan but if she's in it, i'm watching it. I know she's not the greatest actress but I'm a loyal guy. She's my ultimate celebrity crush.
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Well, call me greedy but i need the good body to go along with it. Or are you one those dudes who would fuck a fat broad if her face was pretty enough?
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No no nooooo. I love petite women. No fat chicks for me. I'm not fat but so why should my girl be?
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But Vida's face isn't that bad. I know a lot of people say she's butta, but I think it just doesn't measure up for some because it's on what may be the world's most perfect body. Plus, I've seen the cell phone pics, and her pussy is beautiful.
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u think her body is nicer than izabel goulart's or pampita's? i don't think so.
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Never heard of either of them, but just looked at their pics. Though those two women you mention are pretty hot, without question Vida has a better body.
Those other women are normal hot, Vida's body is freakishly hot.
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And also, let's think about many models have fucked David Spade and Russell Brand and hell. . . Russell Simmons.
Women do NOT in any way have better taste, when it comes to looks in men or women.
In other women, women like stick thin models who look like boys, which is why fashion is full of ugly hoes that look like stick figures, and in men, women just like money, which is why Russell Simmons and Russell Brand and David Spade keep pulling models.
At least us guys are open and honest.
decent tits, decent ass, and a passable face. That's all we're asking for. No bullshittin' around.
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lol that's cuz guys are uglier than girls. everybody knows that. no offense or anything, i'm just stating the truth. plus we kind of pity you guys because you don't have the option of bettering urselves physically, besides working out. you can't wear make-up, push-up bras, sexy clothes, wear ur hair in different styles, etc. so we have to lower our standards. because of this we become less vain when it comes to judging men as potential partners and focus more on personality, intelligence, humor and all that good shit.
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Actually, they can. They can do all that as much as women can, but of course most people will look at them in the wrong way. That's why I love Japanese men, they're as vain as women but since in Japan that's extremely common, nobody gives it a second thought. As a result they're absolutely gorgeous and stylish.
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I hate Japanese man, they all look like girls.
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Long live the metrosexuals!
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amen
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[we become less vain when it comes to judging men as potential partners and focus more on personality, intelligence, humor and all that good shit.]
You forgot to mention money. There's nothing wrong with that, can't blame anyone for seeking financial security.
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How about taking care of that yourself? The last thing I look for in man is money. I take care of myself, I pay for my own stuff. Don't need anybody to do that for me.
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same goes to some men ;)
Ivana Trump and her hubby, she's 60 and he's 37, no way he married her out of love/lust:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/IvanaTrumpX17_669x900.jpg
Other example, Joan Collins (32 years older than hubby).
Men have their price, too.
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I never said they didn't. What I wrote was meant for both men and women alike.
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I know, my comment was for McPerv, he mentioned the money issue.
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Yes there are men who marry for money, though it's less common. And women are more likely to shun any guy who is either less educated or earns less than they.
Given that most relationships people get into for "love" fail any way, it's really not a bad idea to marry for money.
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Love is more important but people who say money doesn't matter are naive. You don't need millions to be happy but you certainly need enough to not have to worry how you are going to pay the bills month to month. So yeah money counts too but love is what makes you able to sleep next to a person night after night after night and not get bored of them lol.
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Love is important, but in my field and in the world you see massive numbers of marriages end bitterly. So, in the end, what is the difference between those women and women who married for money? The first group is angry and broke, the second group is happy and rich.
Yes, there are marriages that start and end happy, I love seeing old couples still in love, but it's pretty rare. It's naive for all these young women (and men) to marry for love and assume they will live happily ever after; some of them ought to be more realistic and get some dough out of it.
Yeah, I'm a cynic.
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What I don't understand is why anybody needs to get money out of a relationship.
Someone who isn't in a relationship isn't getting any money out of it (obviously), theoretically that person has to support her/himself. So why can't that person keep on doing that after he/she gets involved with someone?
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And by the way, this is not some romantic view of the world, I don't even believe in marriage. What I do believe is in independence.
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There's scientific support for the claim that there are more attractive women than attractive men:
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2006/08/02/why-do-beautiful-women-...
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If guys can't really do anything physically to better ourselves, then why not just pick the best naturally looking guys? Why aren't all of those female models with . . . . male models? As opposed to Donald Trump and Russell Simmons?
And what's your excuse for filling the runways with grown women, who look like prepubescent boys most of the time? Then call women with an ounce of boob and ass fat? We know it's you guys and the gay dudes that decide what's hot in fashion. That's not us.
So, once again, women often pick the ugliest guys, if they have money and usually pick the some of the ugliest women to be feminine standard.
That's why women's opinions of what's sexy should be ignored by us men.
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Damn, she has giga-ass.
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Damn, she has giga-ass.
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there's a magazine called "Black Men Magazine"?
is the racial separation really necessary? i would jerk off to this bitch too if she looked hotter in the face.
other than that ass - which is totally overrated - she is fucking busted.
i call racism on this magazine.
i want people to start a magazine that targets ME. maybe call it "White Guy That Likes To Jerk Off and Humiliate Women Through The Computer".
Sign me up!
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I thought that magazine was called Maxim?
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That's EVERY magazine that isn't Black Men's magazine. That's why.
It's only racism if you DON'T run everything.
As if we Black dudes care about Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow
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Ask and ye shall receive:
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Damned this should satisfy my craving for ass shots, at least for a while...that ass looks so nice, it almost looks unreal..makes me wonder if that ass is as solid as it looks..humm, I guess I'll never find out..sigh
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Vida will always be relevant to me. And she doesn't look bad in person AT ALL. Search for her vdeos to know what I'm talking about.
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And reruns of The SPEED Channels, 'Livin' The Low Life'.
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that face still doesnt do anything for me
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And who cares about the face?!
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i care about the face when it puts me off. i'm just saying she needs to put a bag on it, preferably a brown paper bag.
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There is really something called "Black Men Magazine" out there?
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I think she's hot as hell and I'm a straight woman. No jealousy...amazing curvy latina body. She's no Candice S in the face but she's attractive though.
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damn, fantastic, she hasn't fallen off 1 bit
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where's hispanic men magazine?
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GYAT DAMN!!!
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I don't give a goddamn if it is probably photoshopped beyond reality, but jesus, she is DELICIOUSLY THICK. God, I love those petite, but THICK Hispanic broads. I want to lick her entire body and then ravage it with my penis leaving nothing left.
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Photoshopped or not photoshopped this chick here is luscious as hell and I'd do a lot of damage.
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body is good but face is just meh..in those pics it looks ok thx to photoshop.with those dropy eyes she looks like a hush puppy(in a bad way)
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Sorry LadyL, Vida's ass can make up for world wars lol sadly it looks like she had work on her nose, makes her look off =(
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She's mightay-mightay.
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Whoa that's hot! Her body is just pure sex.
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That's a HD 1080i ass.
/Dolby 5.1
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haha they tried making her midget body look taller by placing the camera on the floor. A huge ass on a midget with short, stumpy, fat legs never looks good.
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I suppose that is cold,hard, reality speaking. But just taking the pics as thery are and the fact that she has lasted going on 7 or 8 years now, I am impressed with Vida.
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ps. i am sure every guy on here who has made a positive comment about this post did jerk off to these pix...gross
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As much as i hate Jessica Alba
I prefer Alba's ass
she has a wayyyyy better body
she needs to pack a couple pounds!
maybe eat once or twice a day
but still
Albatross ass over this nasty Lawn Gnome looking cunt
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I think it's sexy when women arch their back and the bottom of their rib cage protrudes out a bit.
Gotta love a Jersey girl.
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I'm female myself but she has one of the best bodies i've ever seen
PERFECT!! except the face
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Like biting into a ripe juicy mango.
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Creepy ass cannibalism we abhor...^^
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Asstacular
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DAMN her Ass is eating up that thong.
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Here's one for your SAT. Ass is to Vida as Tits are to Katy Perry.
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Vida has the T the A and then some. Katy Perry shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.
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Yeah, I feel ya, but Vida also looks like a Cocker Spaniel too though.
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She looks much better in motion, still photos sometimes exaggerate "unique" facial features. Plus you get to experience her personality which increases her attractiveness level by leaps and bounds.
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Yeah, I saw her on Telemundo in a hot tub with this fat dude one time, and she was like rockin', I think like a leopard thong, and it was pretty much one of the hottest things I've ever seen on TV.
Damn, I gotta find that.
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Shhiiiiidddddd, let me know when you do.
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HAHA
She used to always go on this show called "El Gordo Y La Flaca" and get in the tub with this old fat dude.
Here's some of the vids.
http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=66880
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x75u7x_vida-guerra-new-jacuzzi-on-el-go...
And here's a bonus one with her and Dorismar, who's the total package(google her)
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/3/Vida-Guerra-Y-Doris-Mar-El-Gordo...
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Muchas Gracias!
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I'd play the bongos on that ass.
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