Vida Guerra: Maxim Magazine Spain, May 2009

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Really? Is this bitch even relevant anymore? Was she ever?

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:13pm
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What's Relevant when we have D list no-talent Celebs all over the media.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:39pm
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AMEN

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:40pm
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FIRST!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:18pm
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Fail.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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First to make a complete ass of yourself after leaving office. Even the GOP wants you to shut the fuck up!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:39pm
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how'd you like to go quail hunting?

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:17am
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Nice one, dick! lol

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:19am
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Dan Quayle? Sure!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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I totally forgot about this big amazing piece of ASS!!
Where was she? in jail or what? she can give some competition to Kim's ass!! to bad her face is just ugly!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:20pm
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She's hosting "Livin' the Low Life" on the Speed Channel, and whatever else to get her on magazine covers. It's in hiatus, now. Pictures don't do that ass justice, so go to HULU and check it out in motion... along w/her tits.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:51pm
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Ever since the rubber pants pictures, I am coming around to Vida. She is D-List but that ass is definitely A-List.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:28pm
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Anyways, That looks tasty. Has he booty shrunk abit or is it me? It looks nice here... (Photoshop?)

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:29pm
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Relevance? d-list/a-list? Really? All I care about is that epic ass!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:36pm
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A girl can be hot regardless of being a celebrity. Do the Bastardly visitors not appreciate a fine piece of tale when they see it? Regardless of status and fortune?? Why just last week we had a NO NAME HOT girl bent over in a thong.....she wasn't on ANY list anywhere..... except the Bastardly boner list. And that my friends, is all that counts.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:47pm
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I'd bury my face in that ass for days.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 4:48pm
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Prepared to get shit on then...unless you hope she is suffering from my name.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:28pm
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im always confused why anyone would buy a magazine with a featured photoshoot with someone who is COVERED... when they have done Playboy....

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:00pm
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Just like a frame can turn a painting into a masterpiece, clothing can do the same for a woman's body.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:57pm
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Maybe because she did American Playboy and they don't get that in Spain??? Do they? I think her ass is a delight, coverd or not. Kim K. ass gets splashed all over magazines and we've seen that HO spread eagle with a cock inside her.... go figure.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:04pm
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interesting, i didnt think about it that way. i forgot that Playboy isnt Universal, liek Maxim and such. and trust me, nothing would make me happier than to NOT have Kim splashed on magazines.... but thats an interesting take on playboy tho, thanks.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:33pm
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these are the best pics ive seen of her. either she lost weight or theres hella airbrushing going on. also they finally did her makeup in a more flattering way that its actually bearable for me to look at her face

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:10pm
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She reminds me a Diana Falzone ...

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:47pm
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i think she has the best ass in the world, i dont like fake shit like kim kardashians
if vida had no ass she would have been a nobody
and ive always wondered why she never tried her hand at porn,i'd imagined she would skyrocket in2 porn fame but instead she just models in music videos and shit
boring

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 7:23pm
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Yeah, she might as well do porn. She's a dumb, cum dumpster puta already, with a fantastic ass and a satisfactory face. Porn should be her calling...I know I certainly would watch her work.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:07pm
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downs syndrome profile except her fug eyes slant down

* Flat face
* Small head
* Flat bridge of the nose
* Smaller than normal, low-set nose
* Small mouth, causing the tongue to stick out and look unusually large
* Upward slanting eyes
* Extra folds of skin at the inside corner of each eye
* Rounded cheeks
* Small, misshapened ears
* Small, wide hands
* A deep crease across the center of each palm
* A malformed fifth finger
* A wide space between the big and second toes
* Unusual creases on the soles of the feet
* Overly-flexible joints (as in people who are double-jointed)
* Shorter than normal height

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:34pm
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So, in other words, she's otherwise typical with a fantastic ass and gorgeous tits. Way to break it down!

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 9:07pm
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what's wrong with being double-jointed? I thought being extremely flexible is an advantage ;)

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 1:07am
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Damned her asshole must be at least two or three inches deep between her ass cheeks, by the way that strap is hidden so well

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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IMO, that's what separates a FANTASTIC ass from the rest! When the strap is still somewhat hidden while she's squatting, like here:

as opposed to being completely visible, when she's not:

it's an ass worth writin' home about! OW!!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:10am
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I can see her ASSHOLE...

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 2:06pm
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best ass in the business

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 9:29pm
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Yessir! I'm lovin' pic #7. That onion brings a tear to my eye.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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My god what an ass to behold! nice tits! cute face.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 10:13pm
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Doesn't Spain have any hot women? They had to import a Jersey girl for their magazine.

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009 @ 10:28pm
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The Cruz sisters were busy.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:12am
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What on earth is the non-famous Cruz sister doing that she's too busy for Maxim?

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:31am
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Dancing. She's an accomplished dancer.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:49am
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I never knew there was so much talent in the Cruz family. The more famous one did Maxim, I believe, so she had time.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 1:02am
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They're some talented gals.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 1:16am
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Her face looks improved.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:15am
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This woman's ass is a deformity! her face is below average, and I am sure that Maxim spent tons on photoshop and airbrushing off all of the cellulite on her ass. Few years from now that ass and all its fat is gonna drop right into her thighs not sexy..so she's famous for what?! BARF!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:21am
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Some years from now you'll be dead, so STFU.

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 @ 8:38pm
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Reference Tina Turner for what a thick ass and legs can look like from ages 20s into 50s and 60s. If that's not enough, reference Patti Labelle, Vesta Williams and Vanessa del Rio. Photoshop can only work with what's available in reality before it becomes an obvious redeux... ala making Pamela Anderson look desirable.

Fuck a few years from now, but, TODAY... Vida would leave you lost and frustrated in a head to toe match-up... and that's w/o her even turning around.

Friday, June 5th, 2009 @ 2:02am
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P.S. she looks like Eva Longoria on ass crack after an accident.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 12:22am
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... Not bad... just excellent

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 1:41am
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:55am
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check out my profile and comment

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 @ 8:37pm
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also what a great ass
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 @ 8:40pm
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