What Kind Of Crack Is Katie Price Smoking?! God Damn.
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt appears that Katie Price is really losing her mind after separating with Peter Andre. She's been caught whoring it up in Ibiza and over the weekend she was spotted wearing a leopard print mini dress while attending the Duke of Essex Polo Cup at Gaynes Park Estate.
What the fuck, right?
Even though she's reportedly swimming in an ocean of cash, I'm pretty sure she's doing her best to attract some innocent sugar daddy who'll fund her lavish lifestyle in exchange for prostitute-flavored sex.
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What did Katie Price win a trophy for? Any guesses?
Here's our guess...
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Bet that trophy will slip inside her with ease. Slut.
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She is a nasty bag of spanners.
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She got the trophey, which is known as "The Swallowers Cup", for being the first to ever succesfully blow all the polo players mounts before the match and keep it all down/in.
Yes cause she is just that skanky.
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I'v never been a huge fan of hers. I'm just not into the oversized hugely obvious fake tit look, but damm she looks worse here than she used too. The crack must be strong in this one, maybe she is using Amy Winehouses old connection.
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Has to keep those glasses on. other than that not bad looking.
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What a nasty bitch.
How the hell is she famous again?
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Since i was a katie price's fan, now im no longer, pass...
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what is with her eyes, with sunglasses on she is decent looking like revil22 said, she is a f*ckin monster when they aren't on, looks like her skin was melted like wax and then pulled real tight
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She looks a lot better with sunglasses on. Now if they could make a pair that covered her whole face, she might actually be attractive.
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She chugged a gallon of horse semen from it.
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EWWWWWWWWWW! lmao!
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it's Leatherface! run!
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shes just so disgusting, right from her wrinkled aged face down to her saggy knees. She needs to go away for ever. Please a girl as naturally pale as her can not be that colour, it defies science! i think she may have taken that cancer drug that makes your skin and hair darker.
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LOL! I totally agree.
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Chick has nice legs...then as your eyes move up it's all downhill
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Might be worth a Nasty Skank Fuck - legs ain't bad for her age
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she needs to see MJ's doctor...
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Nothing screams transsexual like the bottom picture on page 1 does.
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