Whitney Port Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!

These were snapped over the weekend in Miami Beach.

All you guys who dig 8-foot tall white chicks will undoubtedly love these these pics of Whitney prancing around Miami beach with her friend.

You can catch Whitney on her own reality show "The City" which airs on MTV. Visit the show's official website for more info.

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Does she realize what that bikini bottom looks like from the front? Won't be seeing Whit in any Lady Schick ads.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:11am
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Whitney Port is ugly.

That is all.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:22am
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That is the worst bikini I have ever seen. And the body is awkwardly shaped.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:37am
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+ 1

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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hmm, i like the bikini. put i guess i'm keeping my no cred thing going.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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SWEET THREE TOED SLOTH OF ICE PLANET HOTH!

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:50am
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there are truly nicer bikini out there.. :-)

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:53am
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1849 DIGS vs 337 HATER ALERTS vs 127 DIRTY ALERTS
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How come you did not point out the wardrobe misfunctions? Is the same person? Weird.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 11:57am
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what an unfortunate lack of ass...boring, goofy-looking white slut.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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hahaha i was thinking the same thing about the bikini bottoms...girl needs to shave that unruly snatch

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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oh man i just noticed the boobage on the last page! surprisingly nice

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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Meh. She has no muscle tone. One of those skinny broads with the same body fat percentage as a fatty. Not terrible looking, but needs improvement. Chicken legs are not doing it for me.

Also -- fucking terrible swim bottoms.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 12:45pm
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Such an unfortunate looking woman.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 12:55pm
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on my left, the nice red bikini one of my dig favorites.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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she's lost some weight

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 1:53pm
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ehh...i'd pee in her butt.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 3:41pm
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Her friend is hotter in all aspects. damn.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 4:14pm
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In all aspects [sic]? I challenge you to name one respect in which her red bikinied friend is hotter. Face? Hair? Mouth? Tits? Belly? Butt? Legs? Shape in general? Her friend is not even f'ing close, in my humble opinion. Wow.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 4:27pm
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She has her pubes shaved/waxed before going out in a bikini.

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 5:04pm
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A very small amount of redemption on pg 8 pic 2..

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 5:34pm
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yawn

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 7:40pm
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78 DIGS vs 18 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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"Ow!"??? Thats a typo... It should read "Ewww..."

Monday, July 20th, 2009 @ 10:59pm
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No, think "Ow my eyes!!!"

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 12:32am
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I would wreck that girl in the red bikini...for days and days and days

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 12:00am
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Tall chicks are hot. Moejacksons obsession with midgets is gross.

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 1:51am
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Whitney is eh looking. Anyone have any idea who the other girl might be? Shes a lot better looking then Whitney? thanks

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 @ 12:46pm
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