Whitney Port Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!
Monday, July 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped over the weekend in Miami Beach.All you guys who dig 8-foot tall white chicks will undoubtedly love these these pics of Whitney prancing around Miami beach with her friend.
You can catch Whitney on her own reality show "The City" which airs on MTV. Visit the show's official website for more info.























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Does she realize what that bikini bottom looks like from the front? Won't be seeing Whit in any Lady Schick ads.
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Whitney Port is ugly.
That is all.
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That is the worst bikini I have ever seen. And the body is awkwardly shaped.
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+ 1
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hmm, i like the bikini. put i guess i'm keeping my no cred thing going.
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SWEET THREE TOED SLOTH OF ICE PLANET HOTH!
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there are truly nicer bikini out there.. :-)
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How come you did not point out the wardrobe misfunctions? Is the same person? Weird.
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what an unfortunate lack of ass...boring, goofy-looking white slut.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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hahaha i was thinking the same thing about the bikini bottoms...girl needs to shave that unruly snatch
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oh man i just noticed the boobage on the last page! surprisingly nice
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Meh. She has no muscle tone. One of those skinny broads with the same body fat percentage as a fatty. Not terrible looking, but needs improvement. Chicken legs are not doing it for me.
Also -- fucking terrible swim bottoms.
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Such an unfortunate looking woman.
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on my left, the nice red bikini one of my dig favorites.
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she's lost some weight
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ehh...i'd pee in her butt.
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Her friend is hotter in all aspects. damn.
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In all aspects [sic]? I challenge you to name one respect in which her red bikinied friend is hotter. Face? Hair? Mouth? Tits? Belly? Butt? Legs? Shape in general? Her friend is not even f'ing close, in my humble opinion. Wow.
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She has her pubes shaved/waxed before going out in a bikini.
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A very small amount of redemption on pg 8 pic 2..
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yawn
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"Ow!"??? Thats a typo... It should read "Ewww..."
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No, think "Ow my eyes!!!"
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I would wreck that girl in the red bikini...for days and days and days
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Tall chicks are hot. Moejacksons obsession with midgets is gross.
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Whitney is eh looking. Anyone have any idea who the other girl might be? Shes a lot better looking then Whitney? thanks
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