Whitney Port Wore Really Short Shorts To Go Shopping!

Ooh yay! It's Boring Whitney Port!!! So I guess these photos were an attempt to get some attention... but why do it by showing off her white girl booty cheeks?! Has she not learned yet from Audrina Patridge that the real publicity that leads to real money is by getting naked.

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LMAO - love that half shirt Whitney. Not a good look

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 11:05am
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her ass cheeks were out, that's always cool

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 11:45am
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Not with an ass like that and legs that could only rival Beavis & Butthead.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 11:54am
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Is this for real? That's shameless. Too bad she has completely shapeless legs.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 11:54am
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She has a shapeless, almost ugly body.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 12:14pm
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WTF is wrong with this dumb bitch? Just walk around naked you attention whore. I'm sure no one would notice.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 12:18pm
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Those are weird looking shorts.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 12:21pm
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Ugly clothes on an uglier chick.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 12:53pm
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that's just ridiculous!!...

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 1:16pm
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she's dressed in rags. lets throw her in a dumpster.

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 2:10pm
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She is preparing for the future.
Homeless style

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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sexy, I have no idea who she is or what she does, but I'd smash

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 6:26am
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