Whitney Port Wore Really Short Shorts To Go Shopping!
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Ooh yay! It's Boring Whitney Port!!! So I guess these photos were an attempt to get some attention... but why do it by showing off her white girl booty cheeks?! Has she not learned yet from Audrina Patridge that the real publicity that leads to real money is by getting naked.
























LMAO - love that half shirt Whitney. Not a good look
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her ass cheeks were out, that's always cool
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Not with an ass like that and legs that could only rival Beavis & Butthead.
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Is this for real? That's shameless. Too bad she has completely shapeless legs.
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She has a shapeless, almost ugly body.
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WTF is wrong with this dumb bitch? Just walk around naked you attention whore. I'm sure no one would notice.
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Those are weird looking shorts.
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Ugly clothes on an uglier chick.
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that's just ridiculous!!...
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she's dressed in rags. lets throw her in a dumpster.
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She is preparing for the future.
Homeless style
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sexy, I have no idea who she is or what she does, but I'd smash
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