Who Attended Playboy's "2009 Midsummer Night's Dream" Party?

Photo Credit: Playboy Magazine

In an attempt to one day score tickets to party at the mansion, we try our best to cover this event each year hoping & praying that the Gods at Playboy will notice and be so kind to send us an invitation (for three, to be exact) to one of their parties.

Anyway, here are select pics of people who made it for Hef's big summer bash (here's last year's batch)!
Even Shaq made it out! God damn, I just got a painful image in my head...

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Most of those women are ugly

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 5:56pm
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As most Playboy chicks are these days, not beautiful like they used to be.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 5:57pm
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You must be gay!

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 6:31pm
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Read the comments below, asshole! I guarantee you most of those fucking bitches in playboy are artificial.

BTW That and the fact that Hef paid Heidi Montag $500k to pose not even nude and on the cover is proof that the magazine has gone downhill. Every other page is filled with chicks have had plastic surgery done, mainly their fake uns'.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 6:56pm
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Not gay, I just like my women Natural and not ugly lol

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:04pm
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They must have got a group discount on hair bleaching and spray-on tans.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 6:21pm
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.. and implants

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 6:25pm
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Who is the one with Hef on page 4, first pic??? ...she looks better than the others......

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 6:55pm
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i no longer give a damn about playboy.. NO RESPECT..

HEF Retire already you've ruined it.. *MAD*

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:02pm
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I find it sad that I can actually fuck hotter chicks than the ones that pose in playboy. which isn't saying I can bag some hotties, but fuck man. They're hotter than these bitches.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:24pm
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Yeah Dream On!

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:06pm
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More proof that women who go to these parties are gold diggers and there are a lot of guys out there who wouldn't get laid if they were poor

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:26pm
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Heff's eyesight is failing.

Some of them are hot, but half of them are fug.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:27pm
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+1 more than 1/2

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:47pm
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After finally looking through most of the pics, all I have to say is: Dear God, some of this chicks are bad looking...

p.10 pic 2 WTF is this trash?!

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:43pm
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Oops, I meant pic 3

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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Agreed on the comments regarding the hair bleach, spray-on tans, and fake breasts. But the chick with Shaq on the first page is electric (even with her oversized chest).

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:44pm
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Kind of looks like Jeff Garcia's wife, Carmella Decesare.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 7:46pm
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You might be right. Smokin' hot. But I'd heard that Jeff Garcia is gay.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 9:06pm
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RR - you win - that is her former Playmate of the Year

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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Playboy is finished.
for God's sakes the women are clothed now, Olivia Munn and Heidi Montag.
WTF?

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 8:04pm
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on the other hand america olivo was naked in playboy about 2 months ago. and she's hawt

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 12:37am
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looks like a fun party. definitely got me in the mood to go bra shopping

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 8:05pm
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All hail king HEFF. Every mans hero.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 8:06pm
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look at all that call girl money headed back to the hood.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 8:25pm
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Not that I would refuse to go if I got an invite, but I have to agree with most of the above posters. The women going to midsummer nights dream party are no where nears as beautiful as they were in years past.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 8:58pm
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the girl with Shaq is a girl that i jerked it to 9 million times in 2004. she was SO fucking hot. Carmella Decesare. Then she got those hideous implants and married that homo Jeff Garcia. Damn you Carmella. Fix yo'self.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 9:14pm
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Silicone Valley

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 9:16pm
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actually this is just a brothel, full of ugly hoes!

DOOM IS MASTER OF CRUELTY!

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 9:22pm
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pic6.3 brunette on the far right. Anybody know her name?

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 10:57pm
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That's a future 2009 Playmate Kelley Brooke Thompson

Monday, August 17th, 2009 @ 12:50am
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damn. and that is not a positive damn either... this is primarily a fug fest but there are some pretty girls caught within that maelstrom of unattractiveness... i think sara jean and cara are hot as well as kendra's friend from the show, brittany. other than that i feel like my eyes just got raped... but i'm not gonna act like i didn't like it. i like ugly girls. man do i feel confident now.

Friday, August 14th, 2009 @ 11:13pm
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haha at least you're honest

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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Shaq - O'Neal is rocks with a awesome playboy model.

- Casey Stoner 27 fan

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:13am
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LOL, sorry for typo, nevermind, Shaq rocks!!!

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:14am
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UPDATE: Oh, nice fucking party, that's one hot stuff!!!

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:15am
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Today's standart of beauty is natural beauty, Playboy is over...

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:33am
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Yeah that explains the explosion in plastic surgery and the 2.8 million subscribers to the magazine

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:11pm
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I know this is probably heaven on earth for nearly 99.9% of men but to me, this is disgusting and sickening. Sad sad bitches.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:39am
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Put me in the 0.1% who think that this is no longer heaven. Playboy has gone downhill at breakneck speed. With pigs like Jayde "Respect" Nicole as PMOY, it seems that the glory days have long since gone.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 5:11am
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and damn...99% of those chicks are ugly as hell.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 4:54am
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Amen, and I think your 99.9% may apply here as well.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 5:12am
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that does not take away the fact that they have nice racks, some of them. :-)

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:12pm
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Perhaps but compared to former Playmates in their prime in the 90's - McCarthy, Anderson, Kozar, Westcott, etc. - the recent crop are vapid bimbos with more man-made parts than a Boeing 767, God.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:14pm
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they should add lela star and the whoe crew, domestic one!!

francine dee has boobs for days.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:16pm
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yes, Sir. i would agree with both observations.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:17pm
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that's why i'm the master and you're the.. the.. say it for me :-)

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:24pm
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slave, Sir.

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 2:24pm
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u wouldn't turn those playboy whores down, now would u?!

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 3:10pm
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i'd do whatever YOU told me to do, Master

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 3:22pm
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Meh ugly ugly and dull

Saturday, August 15th, 2009 @ 11:24am
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pics 6b, 14a, the 2 only not ugly girls, the rest - AHAHAHAHAHA

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 11:23am
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nice of shaq to get all dressed up for the party. nice superman underwear shaq. my brother wore those when he was 8

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 1:46pm
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All these women in the pics are NOT Playboy models - some are wannabees, guests and friends of models. So lets not equate these pics with Playboy Playmates. The Midnight Summer Dream Party is the largest Playboy party held at the mansion and these events attract women just as they do men.

Sunday, August 16th, 2009 @ 6:30pm
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Karissa and kristina look pretty good..

BUT they arent pretty girls all in all

Crystal is fuglyyyyyyyyy

Wen will hugh hefner die..
and take all these skanky hoes wid him

Monday, October 19th, 2009 @ 8:24pm
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