Who Attended Playboy's "2009 Midsummer Night's Dream" Party?
Friday, August 14th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Playboy MagazineIn an attempt to one day score tickets to party at the mansion, we try our best to cover this event each year hoping & praying that the Gods at Playboy will notice and be so kind to send us an invitation (for three, to be exact) to one of their parties.
Anyway, here are select pics of people who made it for Hef's big summer bash (here's last year's batch)!
Even Shaq made it out! God damn, I just got a painful image in my head...Read more in Babes, Bikini Pics, Dudes, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Playboy, Sluts & Whores
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Most of those women are ugly
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As most Playboy chicks are these days, not beautiful like they used to be.
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You must be gay!
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Read the comments below, asshole! I guarantee you most of those fucking bitches in playboy are artificial.
BTW That and the fact that Hef paid Heidi Montag $500k to pose not even nude and on the cover is proof that the magazine has gone downhill. Every other page is filled with chicks have had plastic surgery done, mainly their fake uns'.
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Not gay, I just like my women Natural and not ugly lol
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They must have got a group discount on hair bleaching and spray-on tans.
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.. and implants
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Who is the one with Hef on page 4, first pic??? ...she looks better than the others......
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i no longer give a damn about playboy.. NO RESPECT..
HEF Retire already you've ruined it.. *MAD*
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I find it sad that I can actually fuck hotter chicks than the ones that pose in playboy. which isn't saying I can bag some hotties, but fuck man. They're hotter than these bitches.
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Yeah Dream On!
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More proof that women who go to these parties are gold diggers and there are a lot of guys out there who wouldn't get laid if they were poor
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Heff's eyesight is failing.
Some of them are hot, but half of them are fug.
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+1 more than 1/2
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After finally looking through most of the pics, all I have to say is: Dear God, some of this chicks are bad looking...
p.10 pic 2 WTF is this trash?!
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Oops, I meant pic 3
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Agreed on the comments regarding the hair bleach, spray-on tans, and fake breasts. But the chick with Shaq on the first page is electric (even with her oversized chest).
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Kind of looks like Jeff Garcia's wife, Carmella Decesare.
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You might be right. Smokin' hot. But I'd heard that Jeff Garcia is gay.
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RR - you win - that is her former Playmate of the Year
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Playboy is finished.
for God's sakes the women are clothed now, Olivia Munn and Heidi Montag.
WTF?
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on the other hand america olivo was naked in playboy about 2 months ago. and she's hawt
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looks like a fun party. definitely got me in the mood to go bra shopping
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All hail king HEFF. Every mans hero.
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look at all that call girl money headed back to the hood.
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Not that I would refuse to go if I got an invite, but I have to agree with most of the above posters. The women going to midsummer nights dream party are no where nears as beautiful as they were in years past.
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the girl with Shaq is a girl that i jerked it to 9 million times in 2004. she was SO fucking hot. Carmella Decesare. Then she got those hideous implants and married that homo Jeff Garcia. Damn you Carmella. Fix yo'self.
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Silicone Valley
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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actually this is just a brothel, full of ugly hoes!
DOOM IS MASTER OF CRUELTY!
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pic6.3 brunette on the far right. Anybody know her name?
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That's a future 2009 Playmate Kelley Brooke Thompson
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damn. and that is not a positive damn either... this is primarily a fug fest but there are some pretty girls caught within that maelstrom of unattractiveness... i think sara jean and cara are hot as well as kendra's friend from the show, brittany. other than that i feel like my eyes just got raped... but i'm not gonna act like i didn't like it. i like ugly girls. man do i feel confident now.
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haha at least you're honest
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Shaq - O'Neal is rocks with a awesome playboy model.
- Casey Stoner 27 fan
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LOL, sorry for typo, nevermind, Shaq rocks!!!
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UPDATE: Oh, nice fucking party, that's one hot stuff!!!
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Today's standart of beauty is natural beauty, Playboy is over...
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Yeah that explains the explosion in plastic surgery and the 2.8 million subscribers to the magazine
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I know this is probably heaven on earth for nearly 99.9% of men but to me, this is disgusting and sickening. Sad sad bitches.
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Put me in the 0.1% who think that this is no longer heaven. Playboy has gone downhill at breakneck speed. With pigs like Jayde "Respect" Nicole as PMOY, it seems that the glory days have long since gone.
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and damn...99% of those chicks are ugly as hell.
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Amen, and I think your 99.9% may apply here as well.
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that does not take away the fact that they have nice racks, some of them. :-)
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Perhaps but compared to former Playmates in their prime in the 90's - McCarthy, Anderson, Kozar, Westcott, etc. - the recent crop are vapid bimbos with more man-made parts than a Boeing 767, God.
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they should add lela star and the whoe crew, domestic one!!
francine dee has boobs for days.
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yes, Sir. i would agree with both observations.
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that's why i'm the master and you're the.. the.. say it for me :-)
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slave, Sir.
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u wouldn't turn those playboy whores down, now would u?!
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i'd do whatever YOU told me to do, Master
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Meh ugly ugly and dull
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pics 6b, 14a, the 2 only not ugly girls, the rest - AHAHAHAHAHA
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nice of shaq to get all dressed up for the party. nice superman underwear shaq. my brother wore those when he was 8
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All these women in the pics are NOT Playboy models - some are wannabees, guests and friends of models. So lets not equate these pics with Playboy Playmates. The Midnight Summer Dream Party is the largest Playboy party held at the mansion and these events attract women just as they do men.
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Karissa and kristina look pretty good..
BUT they arent pretty girls all in all
Crystal is fuglyyyyyyyyy
Wen will hugh hefner die..
and take all these skanky hoes wid him
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