Who Has The Best Celebrity Bikini Ass Pic... When Bent Over? Ow!


With summer right around the corner, why not waste precious office time checking out chicks bent over in their bikini bottoms? Anyway, with the help of the Internet, as well as our massive archive of bikini pics, we've compiled a delicious post for you bastards to feast on for the rest of the day (and probably years to come).

Remember, before laying down your top five picks, please take a few minutes to consider various angles, tightness, meaty-ness, and of course, bite-ability, pinch-ability, & slap-ability factors.

Have fun!

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alright so as cunty as she is...my numero uno celebrity bent over ass pic award goes to the unparalleled j. alb. 2nd goes to biel. 3rd goes to anna kournikova. 4th goes to leighton meester. and lastly, elizabeth hurley. she's a throwback but she's still stunning to me.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:12pm
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ALBA - NOT EVEN CLOSE
BEIL
ANNA
HURLEY
MONTAG - EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:27pm
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1.Jessica 2.Nicole 3.Fergie

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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jessica biel is the best

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:20pm
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1 Biel,2 hudgens,3 anna,4 alba,5 eva.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:26pm
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liz hurley
liz hurley
liz hurley

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:31pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

1.Biel
2.Alba
3.Hurley/Hudson - can't decide :)

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:31pm
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alba
huson
biel
meester
fergie (would have been higher but as hot as her ass is, the thought of her face makes me physically sick)

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:35pm
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5 Bastards Dig This!

i'm not going thru 22 pages.

what i do know is this:
1) jessica alba is a dirty rotten cunt rag and sucks foreva.
2) kate hudson has a perfect ass.
3) liz hurley is smoking hot.
3) jessica biel is a man.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:36pm
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i fell over laughing when i read "jessica biel is a man" i've never heard anyone compare her to a man before. i don't agree with you but i found it original and made me laugh..

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:42pm
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I am 99% sure this post was from a woman. Jessica Biel's body is 10 times hotter than all the other girls on this list combined. And HER ass is perfect, not pale bag-o-bones Kate Hudson. I will, however, concede that Liz Hurley somehow manages to remain hot.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:45pm
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1.alba
2.biel
3.that tennis Playing broad!!
Fa-sho

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:39pm
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Hmm. I'll say:

1. Jessica Biel
2. Leighton Meester
3. Liz Hurley
4. Fergie
5. Jessica Alba

Going through this gallery reminded me of how great doggy-style sex is.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:41pm
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1. Kate Hudson
2. Leighton Meester
3. Fergie
4. Liz Hurley
5. Jessica Biel

Honorable Mention: Mena Suvari has the best bikini ass by far, but I don't think I've ever seen any bent over pics.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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Good call. I was just telling my co-worker about the timeless wonder of Suvari ass and he didn't want to believe. Whoever compiled these photos really dropped the ball.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:48pm
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1)Heidi Montag
2)Liz Hurley
3)Annalynne Mccord
4)Jessica Biel
5)Jessica Alba

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 12:58pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

1 Biel
2 Alba
3 Meester

Honorable Mention: Liz Hurley

"I don't think I was really an ass-man till this thread."

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:05pm
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Hurley all the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:11pm
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1: Alba
2: Nicole
3: Biel

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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1. Alba - bet set of pictures
2. Montag - last picture when she's climbing out of the pool
3. Biel - first picture. Might be the winner on a single shot
4. Hurley - a really fine cougar ass

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:37pm
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oops i forgot kate hudson! hot ass white girl booty...she can replace anna k.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:44pm
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When i scroll over the 'love this comment' thing a number comes up. Tapper's is 291. What does this mean?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:45pm
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j alba FTW!!!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:49pm
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1 - Jessica Alba
2 - Anna Kournikova
3 - Liz Hurley
4 - Leighton Meester
5 - Annalynne McCord

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 1:51pm
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She is a certified CUNT but Jessica Alba all the way.

I know Jennifer Love Hewitt has the worst....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:09pm
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Bent over
1. Alba
2. Kournikova
3. Biel

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:18pm
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Dead on. Probably Scherzinger in 4th, but there were a few contenders who got shorted by some crap picture selection.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 7:29pm
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1. Heidi Montag
2. Fergie
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Kate Hudson
5. Alba

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:29pm
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This is gonna sound weird (seeing as no one else has picked her yet) but I'm gonna say Lindsay Lohan, page 17.
You can't deny that's hot!!
Milky white skin is the hottest and appears sooo smooth.....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 2:38pm
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Kristen Bell, page 15 is nice also
She certainly rang my bell there

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:08pm
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Don't know why we even do these, we never get the results..... Still haven't seen the 2008 Sexiest Woman of the Year....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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yea this should have been a poll instead

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:56pm
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1) Jessica Biel
2) Jessica Alba
3) Leighton Meester
4) Anna Kournikova
5) Liz Hurley

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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What happend to the best MILF? was there a winner for that???

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:18pm
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Yeah.... that one too. Not much need to go through the motions if there's not gonna be an out come.....

And thats the bottom line.....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:21pm
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1. ALBA
2. Biel
3. Kournikova

No Doubt!

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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1) Heidi Montag (woow)
2) Fergie
3) Biel

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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1. Alba
2. Biel
3. Hurley

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:33pm
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1. Jessica Alba
2. Jessica Biel
3. Vanessa Hudgens
4. Jennifer Aniston

Honorable Mention: AnnaLynne McCord, Kournikova, Hudson

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 3:45pm
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Biel
Alba
Aniston
Vennesa H
Nicole S

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 4:07pm
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Come to Idontlikeyouinthatway.com we have much hotter chicks, not as many negro posts.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 4:56pm
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im sooo horny. i jacked all day to this!!! whats ur fav. jack off pic guys?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:24pm
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Biel because Alba does not count any more.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:35pm
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Biel
Alba
Kournikova
Montag
Hurley

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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J alba baby ....man that ass is sweet.... then anna kournikova...

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:03pm
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Jessica Biel in a landslide.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:13pm
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1. Biel
2. Alba
3. Meester
4. Kournikova

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:46pm
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Alba
Kournikova
Hudson
Meester
Hurley

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 7:06pm
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UR AN idoit if u think biel is not #1. she is the best by soo much.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 8:01pm
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Hard, but:

Alba
Biel
Scherzinger
Kournikova
Meester
Fergie

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 8:05pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Best. Posting. Ever.
Only problem: I don't have enough blood left in my brain to remember the names of who I just looked at much less count to 5.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 8:37pm
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Based solely on these pics...(some are old)

1- Alba
2- Biel
3- Hurley
4- Montag
5- Meester

Not sure Alba would be #1 if pics were recent.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 8:47pm
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Heidi Montag or Jennifer Aniston

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 8:57pm
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Well an ass is an ass, and I like them all..oh thanks Bastardly, I think I had my fill of asses to last me a whole month....

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:25pm
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1 Heidi Montag
2 Anna Kournikova
3 Elizabeth Hurley
4 Fergie
5 Leighton Meester

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 10:30pm
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Since Jessica Biel is the only one who even has an ass that has to the choice. How an earth do you include Lindsay Lohan and Misha Barton? Those ho's have negative ass. I mean I guess if you're into the crack whore look then those two are the bomb.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:21pm
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i saw them and said the exact same thing. you hit it right on!

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:15am
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lol, I guess I just fell for her milky white skin...
plus, she has nice legs..
Misha Barton on the other hand is a no no.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 1:00am
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Moe, you could have included miss Hayden Panties.
She's tha shiz yo

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 11:26pm
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Thanx, pal! Although, he could have chosen a better pic! Ah well

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:28am
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i agree. not the best choice

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:08pm
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Biel
Hurley

What's with so many of the photos violating some sort of terms of service? I couldn't see any of Alba's.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:31am
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because they use photobucket for hosting, PB doesn't want compromising pictures on their servers. someone there with the kill button didn't seem to like girls on all 4's.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:16pm
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Focusing solely on the ass....

Alba
Hurley
Lohan
Fergie

But given the choice I'd want to take Kiera Knightly roughly from behind. Oww!

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 1:50am
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Kate Beckinsale (Orange Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas)
Jessica Biel (Red & White Bikini Pics From The Beach)
Melissa Theuriau (Blue Bikini Pics From Miami)
Kate Hudson (Red Bikini Pics From The Pool)
Paz Vega (Black Bikini Pics From The Beach)

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 3:28am
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Alba Wins. This was an easy one.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 4:29am
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Very nice collection of asses, too bad I can't whip it out and relieve myself from all that tension.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 6:30am
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Jessica Alba forever ruined it for me with her cuntness.She should of never opened her mouth about politics because she just sounds like a typical,well, dumb Liberal cunt. SO I have..

1-Hedi Montag..There's NO denying that ass
2-Eva Longoria-This is almost a tie for number 1
3-Leighton Meester-Wow..Who knew??
4-Kate Hudson-It's her only feature and she knows it
5-Vanessa Hudgens-Yeah I said it!

Going past the top 5 is a waste of time, but honarble mention to that great midget ass of Hayden Panateria.(And shut up bastards,I know it's spelled wrong)

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:15am
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That's not all you spelled wrong.
Just sayin'

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 8:23am
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1) ALBA
2) Hudson
3) Hudgens

4) >>>not shown<<< Mena Suvari (look it up)

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:28am
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Best Post Ever!!!!
1.Leighton
2.Anna
3.Liz

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:38am
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Alba, Biel, Hudgens, Meester. That order.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 9:47am
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1. Aniston
2. Biel
3. Montag
4. Fergie

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:23am
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What a lame ass poll. What about Pampita? Vida Guerra? Manuela Arcuri? Sofia Vergara? Marissa Miller? You disappoint me Bastardly...

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:59am
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Love Alba's ass,but they ALL look great!

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 11:15am
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Maybe I like 'em older but:

1. Hurley
2. Aniston
3. Annalyne McCord (who?)

Mention in despatches: Biel

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 11:21am
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1 ambroisio
2 Alba
3 Miller
4 Biel
5 Marcil

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 12:11pm
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This is by far the best post ever on this site. Moe, Jackson, thank you very much.

1. Montag
2. Alba
3. Hudgens
4. Biel
5. Meester - about the only thing she has going.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 2:06pm
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No pictures of jennifer love hewitts ass bwah, hah,hah,hah, All of the asses look good EXCEPT Jennifer Anistons ass hers is definately the ugliest and manliest.

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 4:38pm
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I like how everyone is suggesting Jes Alba's ass even though the pic that they are referring to was before she was prego. She had a nice ass - yes, but not any more!

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 5:06pm
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1.Alba
2.Hudgens
3.Biel
4.Hurley
5.Nicole

in no particular order

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 10:49pm
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jessica alba hands down (pardon the pun)

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 9:28am
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#1 leighton Meester
#2 Vanessa Hudgens
#3 Liz Hurley

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 10:19am
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No paticular order...
Liz Hurley
Montag
Linsy Lohan! - Crackwhore but her ass looked nice in that pic
Jessica Biel - she could crack a bottle between those cheeks

Nice post Moe, but
1. What about the chocolatly milk?
2. Silverstone, Barton, Aniston (yuck even katy perry is better than those 3) but no Vida guerra and no Jennifer Love hewitt??? I wouldn't of minded Lilly Allen ass.

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 10:32am
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1,leighton meester
2,fergie
3,jessica biel

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 12:56pm
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1) biel 2) alba 3)fergie 4) longoria, i was surprised

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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The best wasn't pictured and that is
1. Cindy Crawford
2. Jessica Biel
3. Heidi Montag
4. Leighton Meester
5. Anna Kournikova

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 4:31pm
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1) Eva Longoria
2) Jessica Biel
3) Leighton Meester
4) Jennifer Aniston
5) Jessica Alba

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 7:27pm
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I have better pics of Hayden, Kristen and Hilary on my computer right now...God, maybe I AM a sick Bastard!

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 7:35pm
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Well its quite obvious everyone seems to agree on Alba, Biel and Hurley. They are definately the most popular. I was shocked some people actually chose Lohan though. No kiM Kardashian? Thats strange

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 @ 11:29pm
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1. Leighton Meester

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 @ 12:17am
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1. Alba
2. Hurley
3. Hudgens
pretty easy choice out of this selection
needs moar jailbait

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 @ 10:18am
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1. Meester
2. Alba
3. Longoria
4. Kournikova
5. Nicole S.

I HATE Heidi Montag, but even I'll admit the last picture of her ass is nice.

Sunday, May 17th, 2009 @ 4:34pm
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1. Alba
2. That sexy ass blonde "tennis" player
3. Biel
4. Aniston
5. Longoria

I have seen better pics of Aniston that would have put her number one if they were on here. I want to know where the Portman pictures are? Her ass is AMAZING!!

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 7:42am
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Their all hot EXCEPT Jennifer Anistons, I notice she didn't make Maxims top 100 list despite despite her desperate bikini pics and her ugly, lame naked GQ cover.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 10:01am
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Ted (Uncertified Bastard)
Jessica Alba forever ruined it for me with her cuntness.She should of never opened her mouth about politics because she just sounds like a typical,well, dumb Liberal cunt.
^ ^ ^ SO right. fuck slobba shes just a pile of garbage with no talent and thinks she shits ice cream with van cleef and arpels diamons plus cartier emeralds covering it...... i wish shed just dissappear, but ooh NO, moe and jackson just WONT see the goddamned light.

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 12:10pm
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JayRizzle (Uncertified Bastard)
What a lame ass poll. What about Pampita? Vida Guerra? Manuela Arcuri? Sofia Vergara? Marissa Miller? You disappoint me Bastardly...
^ ^ ^ exactly!!!!! all those (HOTTTTT HOT HOT babes) mentioned above are NOT here with there assess up in the air.....and they SHOULD be, but slobba (jesSUCKA albaTROSS) threatens moe and jack with a lawsuit just like she did to poor hef!!! fuck you sloba,k your a waste of human life AND her daughter looks like a fat mongolian shit with a smashed in face. slobba should have named the kid "pug" for that smashed in (FUGLY--although i think pugs are cute---THIS baby is NOT and nebver will be) face. i wish shed fall off the face of the earth

Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 12:16pm
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Agree with JonyLMan, not all out there are mentioned. Nonetheless:

1.Alba
2.Montag
3.Miller (not on there...)
4.Meester
5.Ambrosio/Goulart (not on there...)

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 1:31pm
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1. Alba Ass
2. Biel Booty
3. Hudgens Heiney
Honorable mention to Heiny Montag for best presentation.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 @ 4:43pm
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Best ass:
1-Biel
2-Kournikova
3-Fergie
4-Alba, Nicole

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 @ 3:31pm
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JESSICA BEIL.
the competition was over before it even began.
her Ridiculous white girl Booty is hands down the best ass in hollywood right now.
the end.

Monday, May 25th, 2009 @ 8:47am
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kate hudson has a great ass but its not clear in this post hes ass is so round and juicy

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 1:12am
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I'm going to go with Bell, Meester, and, based on evidence that appeared after this was originally posted, Hayden Panettiere for the win.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 10:40am
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1.ALBA 2.SILVSTEDT 3.HUDSON 4.....FUK WHO AM I KIDDIN,EVERY SINGLE 1 IS SMOKIN HOT. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 3:55pm
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Lohan
Hurley
Alba
Meester
Biel

Thursday, June 4th, 2009 @ 11:51pm
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1.Shauna Sand...All others 2nd..!!

Friday, June 5th, 2009 @ 12:20pm
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1. Alba
2. Biel
3. Anniston
4. Longoria
5. Kournikova

Friday, June 5th, 2009 @ 3:16pm
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Jessica Biel first then Jessica Alba and that's it.

Friday, June 5th, 2009 @ 5:26pm
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1. Biel
2. Alba
3. Hudgens

Saturday, June 6th, 2009 @ 8:55pm
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Half this list could be replaced with hotter babes, which leaves a group of 10 or so worthy to be on a Top 5 "Bent Over Bikini Ass" list. For me that translates to which 5 of these chicks do i want to bend over and fuck up the ass everyday. Looking at it that way, here's my Top 5. #5 Leighton Meester- Who knew about Miss New Booty! Lots of guys are gonna want to stick it to Miss Meester's keester now! #4 Kate Hudson- That curvy butt is made for anal! #3 Vanessa Hudgens- I would just wreck her rectum 'til she begs for another guy to join! #2 Jessica Biel- The finest big ass, whitegirl booty in Hollywood! #1 Jessica Alba- I would drain 2 or 3 loads of nut a day up her ass for this filthy, conceited shithole slut! Even after shitting out a kid she's still on top!

Monday, June 8th, 2009 @ 12:14pm
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1) Jessica Alba
2) Leighton Meester
3) Jessica Biel
4) Jennifer Aniston
5) Heidi Montag

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 @ 3:48am
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Jessica Alba's ass looks the tastiest, but Jessica Biel is a close second. And Vanessa Hudgens ass looks pretty lickable too.

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 12:57am
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1) Biel
2) Alba
3) Aniston/Hurley

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 1:04pm
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1. Alba
2. Aniston
3. Montag
4. Sheesh, this is hard...they were all so damn good!

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 @ 8:50pm
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1 Liz Hurley-Still got it going on-how stupid is Hugh Grant? 2 Leighton Meister-super hot butt!!3-Gotta do a write in for Brittany-her"new" body is incredible.4 Lindsay Lohan-in tribute to her pre anorexic super sexy body.5 Vicki Silverstedt

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 9:42pm
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Liz Hurley is amazing!! but if you put Jennifer Anniston(very un-sexy) how about the other "old school" hotties who still got it going on-Jennifer Lopez-still has a smoking hot butt-Rachel Hunter-Selma Hayek-Lucy Liu and Monica Belluci.

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 @ 10:06pm
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HONESTLY I THINK!!

1)Jessica Alba

2)Heidi Montag

3)Nicole S

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 3:11am
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1.Jessical Biel
2.Fergie
3.Heidi Montag

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 6:52pm
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id have to say melina pitra
look her up.

Friday, June 12th, 2009 @ 9:04pm
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Yes Jessica Alba has the number one ass, at least pre kid.

Too bad she has the Herpes STD.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 9:23am
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I opened up all pages side by side, and my votes go to:-

1. Jessica Alba
2. Caprice Bourret
3. Eva Longoria
4. Heidi Montag

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 1:50pm
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1. jessica alba, 2.fergie3.jenniferaniston, 4. lizhurley,
5.jessica biel.
worst ass heidimontag as her whole body is fake.
honorable mention leighton meister.
im a vanessa hudgens but that bikini pic wasn't her best
but the hotel pics were. and powderblue movie for biel very hottt!~!~
ROBERT MIDDLETOWN NY.

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 2:15pm
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#1 Shauna Sand!!! NO contest. Shauna is the best and will always have the best ass out of these ugly bitches. Shaunas beauty blows them all away. Shauna is perfect face, ass, tits and did I mention her flawless face. Who was her creator because he made a masterpiece!!!!! Shauna is the best!

Sunday, June 14th, 2009 @ 5:46pm
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5-Kournikova
4-Scherzinger
3-Hudgens
2-Biel
1-Alba
Would love to tear a lot of them up.

Thursday, June 18th, 2009 @ 9:01pm
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It's Alba in a landslide! Biel finishes a strong 2nd with a half dozen competing for the 3 remaining spots. They include Hudgens, Kournikova, Montag, Hurley and Meester's keister!

Friday, June 19th, 2009 @ 2:11pm
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It's Alba in a landslide! Biel finishes a strong 2nd with a half dozen competing for the 3 remaining spots. They include Hudgens, Kournikova, Montag, Hurley and Meester's keister!

Friday, June 19th, 2009 @ 2:11pm
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I have to go with Alba. Elizabeth Hurley is AMAZING at her age. She gets the number two spot. That McCord lady has a meaty pussy i can tell. Love it also.

Friday, June 19th, 2009 @ 5:21pm
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alba, biel,hurley,sand, silvstedt.

Saturday, June 20th, 2009 @ 9:31am
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Liz hurly rules in this bunch of aneorexic butts........the queen are 1)Kim Kardashian 2) J lo 3 ) Beyonce....truly hall of fame

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 2:12am
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Can“t decide, I guess I do anyone who bend over at the beach...(lier)

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 @ 4:08pm
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1: Jessica Biel Ass = perfection
2: Fergie from the neck down = perfection
3: Jennifer Aniston
4: Jessica Alba
5: Lindsay Lohan - when she is not to skinny she has a great ass, nice and little but plump
***not listed, Tori Spelling is hideous but she has an incredible Ass

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 @ 12:22pm
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alba has best ass then biel

Thursday, June 25th, 2009 @ 1:02am
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i have the best ass...oh wait did you say celebrity?

Monday, July 6th, 2009 @ 2:24am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

1. Biel
2. Hurley
3. Alba
4. Beckinsale

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 1:18am
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22 celebrities that's it? WTF? Well if I have to choose,
I'll say the following.
1.Biel
2.Hurley
3.Scherzinger
And from past experience last but not last in opinion,
4.Kardashian (Kim... and okay her sisters too why not, this family is blessed with the booty gene.)

Friday, July 17th, 2009 @ 1:20pm
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vanessa hudgens has the best ass hands down!!!!!!

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 @ 10:47am
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liz hurley and jessica biel tied for first place. easy!!
my tongue is they're toilet paper. the hell with the rest of 'em.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 @ 1:16pm
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I love Eva Longoria. Everything about her. That cute smile, those pretty legs and sexy feet, and that ass drives me wild. I love to masturbate and I love to masturbate to Eva Longoria and that pretty rear! She brings me so much pleasure by strutting her beauty and that pretty bottom. I am so unembarrassed and unashamed to let her and the world know!

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 @ 7:25am
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i've had annalynne's butt as my background on my phone for months

Friday, September 18th, 2009 @ 1:31am
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I vote Biel!
Shockingly enough, Fergie gets my second vote...O_O

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 @ 11:32pm
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1. Biel
2. Scherzinger
3. Biel
4. Biel
5. Biel

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 @ 11:10am
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#1)Leighton
#2)Eva
#3)Aniston

Monday, September 28th, 2009 @ 1:00pm
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1) Layla Kayleigh. 2) Michelle Wie. 3) Natalie Gulbis. 4) Olivia Munn. 5) Michelle Branch

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 2:03am
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It's basically a battle between the Jessica's
ALBA vs. BIEL
There are a couple really nice shitters missing from this list though... Rihanna & Beyonce

Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 9:19pm
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Most of these girls dont even have an ass to judge!!! but i guess Biel is the only one with anything at allll.

Sunday, October 18th, 2009 @ 4:12pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

AnnaLynne - She is ass-tounding.

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 @ 7:54am
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HANDS DOWN JESSICA ALBA, SHE'S THE ORIGINAL BEACH BOOTIE BENDOVER QUEEN!!! I LOVE HOW THERES NO PICS OF KIMBO K, CUZ HER AZZ IS JUST NASTY WITHOUT CLOTHES ON! IF SHE WANTS THE CROWN SHE'S GOTTA GET DOWN!

Sunday, October 25th, 2009 @ 7:34pm
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