Who Invited Brittny Gastineau to the "Pelham 123" Premiere?!
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Kim Kardashian is pretty much the only reason this chick is at the premiere...right?! If there's anyone who has D-List plastered all over her, it's Brittny Gastineau.
Since there's not much to write about Brit, I just have one Q: Why doesn't she ever show her legs?! Is it THAAAT bad down there?
Related in a Scandalous way:
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- Kim & Kourtney Kardashian @ TV Guide's Sexiest Stars Party
- Brittny Gastineau Knows How To Get The Paparazzi's Attention!
- BREAKING!! Brittny Gastineau Licking Something Other Than A Media Exec!!
























She's a pretty girl.
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yes moe...it really is that bad down there, hence the tent dresses. she's attractive, really nice eyes and skin tone but homegirl needs to hit the gym..desperately! she's got a case of mischa barton legs underneath that dress...its a crying shame.
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I like her face and eyes.
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Meh.
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not attractive.
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Fantastic, juicy tits and nice eyes. But that face . . . oh, the humanity.
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she's pretty, i don't know why she is famous, but at least she isn't a porn star like her friend there
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No thanks - that dress makes me think she is prego
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oh man, shes so damn pretty, but her face so reasonable BLAH
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Sense no makes this comment.
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LMFAO!
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"Sense no makes this comment."
DEAL WITH IT!
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No, I'm not, you little racing retard.
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"you little racing retard."
LMAO, "Little racing retard?" LOL, you sound like danica patrick from indycar.
I like Tony Kanaan, Ryan Brisco, and Dan Wheldon. So why you don't even stop acting like a 2 year old?
I had enough dealing with people already, why you can't leave me alone instead? Do you have a problem, then stop fucking around with me, you bored bastard.
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Your responses mean shit to me.
"you sound like danica patrick from indycar."
"I like Tony Kanaan, Ryan Brisco, and Dan Wheldon. So why you don't even stop acting like a 2 year old?"
You make about as much sense as an elephant on LSD driving a school bus.
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People there own right to make opinions, why you still complaining? Any type of person that cannot believe you, then sorry, you need to live with it
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*yawn*
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shut ur yap Pamela
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WHAAAH, CRY, THAT LITTLE RACING DUDE IS FINE
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Ugh! As in UGLY.
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