Who Invited Paris Hilton To Bravo's A-List Awards?
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
As with the Kardashian sisters, who the hell comes up with the guest list for a supposed A-List event? Bravo must be really hurting for attendees. I'm surprised I haven't seen photos of Audrina Patridge at this event. I mean, you know, since she did win an award at ShoWest this year. Anyways, poor Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt... he looks a little sad after the last time we saw him and exposed his herpes outbreak! All made possible by Paris Hilton. Oh yeah, and the stupid whore is talking that she's going to marry this douche.... just like she said she would with that Madden douche.
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Her eye is wonkier than ever.
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Thanks to the advances of modern HIV medication, I fear we shall have to stare at her fugly mug a few years more...
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I hate her hair. Is that a really bad wig?
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SHE HAS THE MOST RETARED POSES EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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paris: "just lick me baby... i sweat valtrex now... our PDA is now a treatment..."
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she really should stop taking jizz shots to the face, I mean look at her eye, and can we be realistic here?, does anyone actually give a fuck about this narcissistic whore?
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that man is Ryan Reynold's cloning.
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