Who Invited Paris Hilton To The 2009 FiFi Awards?

Paris Hilton came out with some fighting words aimed at all the whores and producers of The Hills. Basically came out with this crap because she doesn't want to appear on the show with Ultra Cool Doug Reinhardt, who (unfortunately) is a known entity because of that show.
"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it,"

"They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it's lame," she said. "I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy." Source

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I need to change my top five ugliest list and make her numero uno!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:21pm
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WTF @ that "dress" it's more like a sheet wrapped around her

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:24pm
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Isn't this bitch dead already?

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:31pm
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Hey, Paris? Why'd you make your brown eyes blue?

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:33pm
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her contacts doesnt look fake tough. If I didnt know, I would of tought this was her natural color

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 3:11pm
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they used to look extremely fake but recently, they have been looking very real...i am pretty sure she got those contacts custom-made. They are around $1500 per pair.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:12pm
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did the organizer of this event get AIDS yet?

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 2:41pm
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Her back looks kinda dry and scratched up.....is the economy so bad that she can't afford lotion ??

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 3:32pm
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Well she cant be that bad cause the bitch can hold on to a man. Unlike a certain ugly woman I'm thinking of cough, cough, Jennifer Aniston.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 3:52pm
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Paris Hilton is unfortunely a million dollar franchise (fucking conspiracy), media wise, money wise... she is worth alot. Another wise she is a fugly in everyway.
Looks wise there is nothing wrong with Jennifer Aniston, but if you're in hollywood why bother with her... Friends was a long time ago.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 6:05pm
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Paris getta hell outta here! Nicole Richie ca. 2005, you can come on instead!!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 6:00pm
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She's about as good looking as a day old turd.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it,"

My god...how can she LIKE call anything LIKE fake when even her piss is fake?

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:06pm
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ok, so i didn't actually see her piss but i was trying to make a point that made sense in my own head haha

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:07pm
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Those feet are absolutely atrocious...but she might as well have that most apparent flaw rubbed in her face so she can realize she is no where near perfection

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 11:30pm
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big foot

Friday, May 29th, 2009 @ 3:49am
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