Who's Next In Line To Sleep With Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt was recently learned that J.Love is using an unhealthy dose of chocolate & Alanis Morissette to help ease the pain caused by her breakup with douche bag, Ross McCall.
Even though Ross is showing J.Love-booty withdrawal symptoms & claims they're "working it out," Jennifer has her own opinions on the matter. She still thinks what sits between her legs is the holy grail for all mankind and refuses to use her Bastardly Playboy Trump Card. Following the breakup, J.Love's take was simple: "I choose to believe that some people are just not right for you, and there's somebody else who will be."
So, will she ever find that "somebody else" or is that just another way of saying "Ross McCall was a douche bag who couldn't do anything for my career and now I want to bang either a director, producer or Justin Timberlake?" Whatever the case, we think she made the right decision in kicking Rossy to the curb, but who's willing to slide between J.Love's plump legs?
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
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i wonder what she see's in the mirror??...if she see's how much her body changed??...that has to be so damn sad!!.
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I don't understand this site's obsession with J.L.H. bashing. She is infinitely more gorgeous than ANYTHING most of us could ever score. You all seem so much like petty lardass losers, keen to mock a beautiful woman the INSTANT she lets herself slip a little. Grow up, asswipes. That includes whoever runs this shithole. You're the reason so many women have such negative self images.
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She didn't let go slip a little...come on just look at the before pictures...n it's not my fault that so so so many women have low selfesteem...that's a personal problem i can't help them!! learn to love yourself and pay no attention to what others may say!! stupids!!
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Still Sexy, what a gorgeous face and fab rack. Thats where my head should fall asleep every night.
And thats the bottom line......
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The Leafs suck.
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Go Leafs Go!
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They're going golfing.
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She is in a slump, a frumpy slump! She needs some good old fashioned non-committal revenge sex. Come on over and we'll work on the push-up postion you were in on the Tonight Show! I wonder if she has her name and address on her key tag! Like people aren't going to guess who had a Mercedes?
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She's still attractive, but the fat bikini pics did some major damage to the perceptions of her body.
I also doubt she'll ever pose for Playboy or do any on-screen nudity.
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She's still cute and the rack is still damn sweet and i would still hit it without thinking twice but only if she lost the hat. The Leafs do indeed suck.
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She looks like a homeless wreck.
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i just wish she'd wear some better clothes.im sick of the baggy shit.if she wore slutty skin tight mini dresses and heels thats showed off her tits and ass,she would be hot and you bastards would be all over her like flies round shit.Shes still attractive,but always looks sloppy and fat these days.fyi,her body is still better than fucking kim ks.
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i don't understand why she's still getting so much crap...yeah, she definitely let her weight get out of control at one point (ie. bastardly fat booty cam pics), but she looks gorgeous and a lot more in shape in these pictures!
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Well some of you are finally seeing the light. The girl is beautiful. I would die to be with her. Weight or no weight she will always be hot to me and I am betting at least 80 percent of the guys who live on the planet earth.
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