  Why Does Kelly Clarkson Insist on Wearing Really Tight Jeans?!Friday, July 24th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe Bookmark/Search this post with:  These were snapped yesterday at the Orange County Super Fair Summer Concert.On a more serious note, Kelly should use some of her millions to hire a personal trainer---you know, those people who get the rich & famous to have biceps & tight abs just hours after giving birth to twins.    110 Scandalous Comments |
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Omg! That guitar guy just got ate!
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haha. that's a good one.
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Moe, how does the Moejacksonly attract so many amateur psychics? Every time I turn around someone's making predictions and offering advice on peoples lives they know nothing about. Are there meta tags in the HTML that attract 'em or what? And what's even more curious is that they all seem to say the exact same things, in the same ways, and immediately their comments get rocked. My mind is blown, dude. What's up wit dat?
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I blame the Nargles.
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A+
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LMAO
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I find it hysterical you laugh at this girl when you could clearly not get any better.
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ok, signing up for the site just an hour ago, immediately replying first to me then to golihomo right after proves that you're PAM! She would the only common denominator.
Pam and her 498373 different personalities strike again. Everyone, be aware.
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No, you doofus.
Say something that resembles smartness instead of behaving like this.
Oh wait, person who behaves like you do can't be that smart, now can she?
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For once I've gotta agree with ol' chipmunk cheeks Dumbla. sPam you're as transparent as Casper, and you look like him, too.
Typical sPam buzzword: behave. Only someone used to being chastised, like a kindergartner or mental patient, talks like that.
Learn a new song, will ya!?
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Don't agree with me...don't even acknowledge my existence, you low life.
p.s. how do you type with a claw hand? I mean, since your lonely ass cannot get a real woman and your concept of having sex involves nothing but your hand, I am pretty sure your hand has taken the shape of a claw by now.
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Yup, Moejacksonly... you really know how to attract the nutjobs. Entertaining like a 10 car pile-up on I-94.
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Oh for the love of Benji....
*sighs*
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Care to elaborate, Gertrude?
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Just exasperated, Ezekiel. That's all.
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how is this funny? it's the same joke as the OP had four times.
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what the fuck... is with those pants... it looks like she had part of her ankles and feet cut off
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I love Kelly Clarkson in tight jeans, too HOT!
/BTW, stick to writing comments on pics instead of McDonalds food pics
/NOT FUNNY, slick
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i think my sense of humor gets darker as the week rolls on. thank god it's friday...
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haha in trya banks kiss my ass video she mentioned your blog post about her, maybe kelly will see this and get motivated...or get fatter and just cry and call you a mean blogger.
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Nasty.
This happens when fat asses are too lazy to lose weight or tried in the past but simply did not have the motivation to keep it up and finally gave up...so now, she is at this "I'm comfortable in my own skin and feel sexy no matter what size I'm and do not feel the need to lose weight because i dictate my own life" stage...it's a defense mechanism.
She is suffering from typical delusional fat girl syndrome...you know the type...just because it's tight on you and feels sexy does not mean it is sexy!
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damn woman! tell it like it is!
you should be a motivational speaker...hah
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hahaha that's right!
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she most certainly has BDD - Body Dysmorphic Disorder
she's heavy and dresses like a size 2 and pretends everything's cool
if she wants to weight that much ok, just dress accordingly
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Exactly. I love Kelly to death...but homegirl needs an style intervention...she can't go out of the house with her jeans on the verge of exploding off of her ass a la Jenny Walters....
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so true. who knows how she pulls off performing it looks like she can barely move
she's even wearing a belt! jeez as if her pants are going to fall off anytime soon
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I don´t think ANYBODY would feel comfortable on that size, trust me I know!!
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I still think this is just a publicity stunt.
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Harsh.
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am i the only one who thinks that she looks like the pillsbury dough boy (pic 2 on page 1). I mean in the face, too.
I shall demonstrate:
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That isn't nice. Go worry about your own problems instead.
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shut your trap, fat ass. Out of all the commenters, including the one that created this post with rude captions and photoshopped pictures (which i think are hilarious),I'm the bad guy?
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You're a guy? Good to know. How intuitive of you to presume I'm a fat ass. No, but you made another harsh comment, you're just enjoying this a little too much, it isn't healthy.
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yeah, I'm a guy who would never get with a fat chick.
Pam, go away.
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"the bad guy" is a phrase, you stupid...it doesn't just apply to men.
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But it can be applied to men, so who's stupid here?
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still, you're still THE stupid one...that is one title you'd never have to worry about losing because you've worked very hard to achieve the level of stupidity that you have reached...you know damn well i'm not a guy, PAM!
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You both are. One is stupid because she argues like a 6 year old, and the other is too stupid to realize she's being fucked with by the equivalent of a 1st grader. Idiots.
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True.
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Wow thanks for that in-depth analysis in all respects, 'Goliano'. What wonderful powers of perception. If I were to try my hand at your game I would probably assume that you were a lonely, attention-seeking, cowardly and tedious individual. But then I guess I'm just not as intuitive as you...
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Allow me to make an observation.
Within 32 minutes of posting this, "2 Bastards Dug This!"....yet, I know for a fact that only one person would possibly "dig" your comment....and it's you and an alternate account.
How do I know this?
You've only been registered for <2 days 4 hours ago>.
Now...how can you...someone who's only been on this site for about two days make an assumption like that? Unless....you've been lurking here for some time or this account is an alt.
But, then again...what do I know?
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You sound like a lurker. I call it as I see it. You're a "logical liar", I can tell by your comment and it is pathetic and it reeks of loneliness and desperation. But I guess that I would be the same if I lived such a pointless, empty life with absolutely nothing to offer...
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I rest my case.
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You two are boring, obviously bored and dumb you couple of grizzly bears. Begone from my sight.
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We're boring, yet here you are responding stupidly to every comment.
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You're about as transparent as a Ziploc bag...and you have about as much substance as one.
Anybody who's studied linguistics & psychology can tell the similarities between your insults & Pam's insults. You both use insults that make little sense, have no "sting" and are meant for a young child.
We all know you're butthurt about not being able to post..and you've probably been locked out of your main account...but for fuck's sake....LET IT GO AND JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE ALREADY. You're not fooling anyone and no one wants you around.
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Wow. Is this your characteristic attitude? If so, I almost pity you.
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Sense no make, this sentence does.
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LARD-ASS...LARD-ASS....LARD-ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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moe, the food is hilarious.
i love the audiance trying to hand her burgers and such.. everytime i see it i get a good laugh...
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All those fries are lookin' good. lol
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hey dude... LOL ever see Super Size Me? after seeing that ill NEVER eat fast food fries AGAIN...
man i could go for some nice fat Fatburger fries right now tho LOL...
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That's why I refuse to watch it. lol
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She used to be a cutie pie before she gained so much wait.
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she still looks cute, but YIKES! As much as I don't mind chicks with a little to some extra meat, this case is a little too extreme. She starting to make Khloe Kardashian look thin
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i think her belt is also on backward? . pic 2
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You are so mean, but SO funny.
Damn . . . Kelly is a whale now. And I bet reading all the comments about how fat she is only makes her want to seek comfort in eating.
What a shame.
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"And I bet reading all the comments about how fat she is only makes her want to seek comfort in eating."
she should give me a call. ive got something she can put in her mouth all night that would prolly in the end make her thinner...
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Phil,
Your fist is not one of the food groups...
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LOL... its too bad i was talking about my elbow smart ass.... :)
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"...elbow deep within the borderline...."
You're nasty.
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LMFAO... A++ dude. A++.
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i bet she uses a pillow for a tampon
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Kelly Clarkson is fat.
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wow Captain Obvious. i sure hope you never use those psychic powers for evil
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The captions on the photos are just so wrong and so hilarious...
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if she want to be plus size thats fine but dont say your happy with your body then try to dress like your still a skinny bitch because thats the real joke..
Big girls need love too..
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hey heres a point to everyone calling her fat....
if you shut off the lights and your getting your dick sucked and balls licked... does it REALLY matter how fat or thin the girl ACTUALLY is?
in in turn wouldnt a "bigger" girl be better, cause chances are she prolly has DSL?
in the end, if your in the dark and you cant see her, and shes giving you head.... does it really matter how thin or fat or average a girl is?
think about it...
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+1
the bigger the cushion the better the pushin..
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Man...that's a disturbing school of thought because if that's your logic, you might as well get a head from a guy because...
if you shut off the lights and your getting your dick sucked and balls licked... does it REALLY matter what gender he ACTUALLY is?
in the end, if your in the dark and you cant see him, and hes giving you head.... does it really matter what his gender is?
think about it...
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I won't even get into this "in turn wouldnt a "bigger" girl be better, cause chances are she prolly has DSL?" because when you get fat, your lips do not inflate...your face does.
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your logic is flawed... a straight guy wouldnt pick up a dude at a bar.
it was more along the lines of.... your drunk end of the night, u know a chick is bigger and less attractive, but if you take her home... in that manner.
while your logic might be correct... its flawed cause a straight guy doesnt go home or pick up dudes.
as for the DSL thing, i always figured when you got FATTER, EVERYTHING go fatter.
although maybe its like a dick for guys... as you get FATTER your dick doesnt get bigger.
so since i cant disagree, so ill believe the comment about lips not getting bigger when you get fatter.
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I think what Danielle is trying to say is that if you're thinking with that train of thought, you might as well just get head from a guy...because in the dark, everyone looks the same....regardless of size or gender.
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i understand that, but its flawed.
unless your blind. and even still.
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This poor woman will be the result of a society that is? superficial and values people for their looks rather than for what they are capable of doing or for who they are. Is that what you want?
Our society is SICK, people! Do what you can to change it. Stop being materialistic and value people for who they are. Stop talking about looks all the time...It means nothing.
xoxoDiabella
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where you been that the way it is and it's not likely to change anytime soon sad yes but the the way it is..
time to end it all and start over..
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SHALLOW;
A person who cannot access the imaginative, creative, understanding, emotional part of their brain.? Shallow people are brainwashed by the media, they can't think for themselves.
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hey for the record, i always have thought she was attractive, and always will.
shes attractive with her normal average body (lets be honest, shes NEVER been "thin") and i find her attractive when shes chunky.
lest we forget during scary britney spears i was one of the very few talking about how hot she STILL was....
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Chucky is she a jar of peanut butter or a woman??
there's the pitch knock it out the park..
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shallow i know but i just had to..
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shallow i know but i just had to..
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LMAO.... thats great dude.... i couldnt respond right now even if i could find a witty comment cause im laughing to hard...
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How are we shallow?!
Just because people do not like disgusting automatically makes them shallow? When I see a cockroach, I say, "nasty"; when I see something that is not pleasant to my eye sight, I say, "nasty"; when i see a fat chick in tight clothes, guess what I say? NASTY!
This is what I'm talking about. Fat chicks are so lazy to do something about their nasty looks that they expect the entire world to stop liking what's attractive and cater to their nastiness. No one on here said she had to be a size 2 so how does media have anything to do with this?
All you fat asses out there...go lose weight. The world is laughing at us. The richest country in the world with the highest obese population.
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well and in all fairness, at least ONE thing we could take from this site is that EVERYONE has different tastes...
i can name at least 5 women that are on this site on a regular basis 99% of all guys would take OVER Kelly... but i wouldnt...
id rather have Kelly than Fox, Pantierre, Kardashian, Brook and Keibler... ANY DAY.
fat or not.
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don't mention the kiebler...
Jezza's gonna git ya!!!!
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u have horrible taste.
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STFU, sPam. You're the poster child for everything that's wrong with society.
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Anger issues? Although I agree, spam posts can be really annoying.
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That's the first step, admitting you've got a problem and that you're powerless. Looks like you're on your way, now. Godspeed.
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Stop liking your own god damn comments!
"poor woman"
She is hardly poor! She doesn't work 9 to 5, makes millions, can hire the best trainers and eat the healthiest foods. I'm sick and tired of fat people always expecting others to feel sorry for them...it's amazing that they even have the nerve to tell people they don't want to be called fat but "overweight"...WHY? You have a lot of fat in your body so you're FAT!
Who is being materialistic here? WTF? Learn the definition of the word "materialistic" first. Looks mean something; to say they mean nothing is BULLSHIT. When you buy clothing, do you not buy it based on the way it looks? Do you not buy it because you like the way it looks? Same thing goes for human-beings, too! It's not everything but it sure is not nothing!
Take your cryings elsewhere!
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tell us what you really think..
LMAO..
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Stop being a god damn baby!
Think of ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
How can we possibly solve this problem?
WE CAN'T. There will always be different people, you're saying everyone should be the same? That's your thought. Not gonna happen.
Yes, this is a shallow world. But what I wrote was at least well thought out. Be realistic, here.
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then why are you on this site? dumbass. i agree with ur statement, looks aren't everything but it's our initial impression. we don't know any of these ppl first-hand. we can only judge them primarily on their looks (yes, it's superficial) and snippets of what they articulate and their "talent."
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So if she's not borderline anorexic, she's a fat cow? Bullshit, Moe, pure bullshit! I would hit that like the fist of an angry god any day of the week...
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lmao @ "my head is not really this big"
and yes this woman is unhealthy Diabella.
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I used to be this weight, so I emphasis with her. But I didn't really give a damn and I can see she doesn't either. She's overweight yes, just as I was overweight, but I still wouldn't call her fat...and I wouldn't say she's unhealthy either. I wasn't unhealthy, I just went through a very long stage of staying the same weight no matter how hard I exercised or dieted.
Now I'm 30 pounds lighter - and in Self Magazine this month thanks to my loss (albeit recently it was only an 8 pound drop).
I know it's pointless to say anything on a website where men can only get off to stick-thin women (I'm 130 now and I'm sure you would all consider me a heifer) but I just thought I'd stand up for Kelly.
What she DOES need though, is a stylist. She has no clue how to dress for her body type - indeed I don't think the unhemmed jean look is good for ANY type!
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No feet in any of the pics... I think her ass ate them.
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because she is hot, and I wanna do her!!!
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Bahaha!!.. Funniest post for ages.. Well done Moe!!
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How the hell did they manage to get Shamu on stage?
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what is so wrong with being healthy. Nothing. Nobody said she had to be skinny as a toothpick. For her height and age, that is not a healthy weight. Like when i first saw her on t.v. i thought she was cute and was a nice size.
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being fat probably makes her a better singer
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Hitting this might be fun.
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I just love the Buts in some of these comment.. *Smile*
to answer one question - it might be MJ.com now but we are still Bastards here..
i'd "like" to see a "nice" Scandalous Comment..
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umm... she's kelly clarkson ... I would have to fuck her
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even though she's huge now, she still got a great voice though
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She just needs to come out of the closet already and no one will care if she's fat or not.
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Don't you mean out of the pantry?
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ahahahaha...good one.
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I have always thought she's gorgeous and I still do. She looks damn good to me! I'd take her over Lohan, Paris, that cow Kim Kardashian, and the entire cast of the Hills.
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