Why Is 16 Year Old Taylor Momsen Dressed Like A Hooker?
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Taylor Momsen got that Queen Bee status at the end of last season's Gossip Girl and this season she's gotta work to keep it.
"We really do see Jenny struggling with what she is going to do with this power that has been given to her. She is back at Constance and now she is a junior - the same age as our other girls when the show started - so we have lots of story areas for Jenny that are opening up." Source
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Hooker? not really
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her parents are failing
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Very nice...how much?
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Why is she wearing silver elf shoes?
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..cause she is trying to work her Lolita Nymph look as long as she can..
Not saying it is working for her, just seen that look before on young girls trying too hard to grow up.
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Seems like she thinks she's Queen Bee in real life too. She looks so full of herself.
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Who is this future Courtney Love looking ass bitch?
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It's a lousy getup (like, I usually think Taylor looks pretty, but not here), but that isn't how any of the hookers I've known dress.
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We bag on them now but when shes a fully grown, legal "hooker" we'll love her parents for letting her get a headstart on her whoring!!
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Not familiar with her at all but its hard to keep up with all of the upcoming whores these days! If she was a hooker I doubt she would find much work....too skinny, pale and awful taste in footwear!
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how come she gets all the crap and we haven't even seen her pole dancing?
miley's case is much worse, she does all the hooker-ish stuff but pretends to be innocent
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its silly because shes such a pretty girl. She's just desperate to look older than she is.
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My favorite piece of jailbait.....she needs to do something about that rats nest tho.
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I wonder how much she charges for anal.
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I am liking this chick more and more every time I see her.
Definitely on mt To Do list.
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"you gotta let a ho be a ho"
blame her pimp parents and enjoy..
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FUUUUUUCK.
*smacks her with a shovel*
That's better.
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i don't pay more the 15 dlls for a hooker like her...and i'm overpaying.
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hahaha
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because she can, i wish i looked like her at her age but i had to wait until 18...
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its scary how badly she wants to be Courtney Love. and its pathetic how bad shes failing.
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too bad stupidity isn't painful.....wow, would she hurt
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fuck it
im over her, ima have to look for a new celeb wife just in case i get super rich
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16 now, By 21 she will have three rehab stints, 1 arrest for under-age drinking, 1 sex video, 2 "leaked" naked phone sets, accuse her parents of stealing her money, and a future VH1 where are they now star. Somebody tell me I'm wrong.
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she freebases PCP and butane
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She is kinda cute, but she's lacking everything else, brains being one of them...as young as she is and dressing up like a whore..
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Nothing hotter than a slutty 16 year old dressed like a hooker with a cross in her cleavage!!! Praise the Lord!!
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i wouldnt pay to fuck a hooker that looked like that. it would be like fucking a corpse. its sad because she used to be cute.
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Ewww.
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she needs to stop dressing like that or I'll seriously hate this girl.
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