Why Is Kristin Cavallari Holding A Bunch Of Balloons?
Sunday, September 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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If you recall from last week's VMAs, we posted practically every worthless chick from The Hills; Kristin Cavallari, Holly Montag, Stephanie Pratt, and Lauren Bosworth... even Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port and Olivia Palermo from The City, but no Audrina Patridge (as Maxim puts, the Queen of The Hills) or Heidi and Spencer. Well, looks like Audrina ditched the event because of Kristin Cavallari, as you know, they don't like each other."When MTV was going to have her present with Kristin Cavallari, she told MTV she was not going to be able to present. Audrina hates Kristin, and MTV sprung this on her last minute, so she decided to cancel. She doesn't even want to be in the same room with Kristin." Source
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oh la la
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ok.
so this whore looks pretty good here. and i'd definitely give it to her very hard in reverse cowgirl position.
fine.
but i still believe that those balloons have more thoughts in their helium chambers than she ever has.
fucking dip shit.
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your a fucking dipshit
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reverse cowgirl? why so you can stare at her revolting, flat as a pancake ass?
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well, what do you suggest?
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glory hole in a public restroom ;)
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also, her cans aren't big enough for that dress.
what the fuck were those dopes at MTV doing sending her out in that thing?
not to mention that she is fucking pigeon toed.
sexy girls aren't pigeon toed, but there again, all these young whores don't know anything about that. they just know how to get on TV, be on lame shows, and ride off into the no-name sunset, broke as a joke.
flat chested MTV whore.
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dearest wiseblood,
your negativity and hating on get tiresome.
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but as your analysis is spot-on, I give you the key to my heart and a small kiss on the cheek ;)
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She's cool. I'd hit that pretty hard.
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i want to squeeze her balloons..
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"HAY U GUYZZZ IM IMPORTANT AND STUFF LOL"
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WIN!
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She's a boob job away from me actually wanting to bang her.
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bingo.
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why is kristin cavallari holding a bunch of balloons? because she's an attention needy foot faced whore.
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I would bang the shit out of her.
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She's pretty and has a nice legs, they're short but nice.
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Ah crap!Is this how we're supposed to hail cabs now?
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i'd put some pipe in her pooper. make her earn that paycheck... cause that would be like, you know, like totally omg like out of this world right?
damn did i say that?
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exactally why is this nobody here?
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who?
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Love how this dress is cut. Great legs Kristin. Dr. Smooth approved.
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she is trying to fly away clearly
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ugh pretty and all
but annoyingg as fuckkkkk
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The high heels work, but she really should be wearing a bikini or a miniskirt.
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because she's a whore.
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Why is she holding the balloons? Fuck if I know, and care..but this chick is shapeless...no boobs, skinney legs..but face is alright I guess...
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kristin cataract looks like the shit..
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I dont really care about her but I want that balloons...
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Actually I think she should stuff a couple of those balloons on her chest, maybe she'll attract more attention...
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it's like she's pretending to be like carrie on sex and the city.
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lol true,
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ugly chick
shoes look horrible on her
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