Why Is Lily Allen Sleeping With 46 Year Old Jay Jopling?
Tuesday, January 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAnother reasonable question is, "Why is Jay Jopling sleeping with Lily Allen?"
From Lily's standpoint, it's obvious: Mr. Jopling is a British art dealer worth an estimated £100,000,000. If you were a chick and had a chance to fuck that much money, why wouldn't you?! All it takes is some shiesty condom sabotage & suddenly you could be swimming in an ocean of cash for an entire lifetime. When that much money is on the line, you gotta suck in your pride & do what's best.
Anyway, if you're not really interested in checking out pics of Lily making out with some old dude on the beach, then check out her topless pics from last week. Ow!
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That is SOOO not right.
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Lily is desperate for a bloke with a big fat wallet because her career is down the fucking toilet!
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she's not that hot!...but for a 46 yr old, she's a very very good fuck!!...lucky 46 yr Bastard!!
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He's not wiht the average golddigger Barbie looking ho. Maybe he actually finds Lily intersting.
That being said....WTF is wrong with her??????
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I'm not personally a fan of age gap relationship because they never truly work. The girls are always either gold diggers or have daddy issues and the men are insecure delusional fucks who are using the chick just as much as he is using her except in different ways.
But all in all, they are both two consenting adults so who the fuck cares. Lilly Allen is an ugly attention whore and this guy is ugly and looks much older than he is......They deserve each other.
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100M quid is a fucklot of money! No wonder she's getting laid by him..
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My theory would be that she is of no remarkable talent who's music career blew up large on the back of some clever marketing. She is already on the slow spin down the drain career-wise and she had a taste of the lifestyle of the rich and famous and wishes to maintain that lifestyle.
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Daddy issues. Then again, maybe not. Hard to tell with entertainment folk. Screwing 50 year old dudes when you're 23 is sort of like using the copy machine for us normal people - it's all just part of the job.
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I dunno who dis white bitch is but she do look 10 times better than most of the stick skinny anorectic 'gurls' you got up in here. y'all are some closet pedos and little boy loving homos on the motherfukin DL. Dis white chick is THICK.She got hips and thighs for motherfuckin days y'all. make ya money bitch,dont let the haters get ya down
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Holy sterotype there Shash.
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HEY! And she told me her house burnt down!
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oh, she just told me that to get me to quit sitting on her front lawn while jacking off to pictures of her from fourth grade. now if only i could lick the period tstains out of her panties! oh! i rape kids! i rape kids!
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Well, I don't know about that..all though he asked me if I slept with a Bambi blanket...strange, no?
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She looks like a 12 yr old boy. I think older or older-looking men that are attracted to young or younger-looking women are pedophiles.
Is he really taking pics of her or of the dude laying in the lounge chair with his legs spread?
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I dig Lily 'cause she talks mad amounts of smack and she's kind of cute. And she's funny.
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Honestly, I have no idea who she is. I'm assuming she's a British singer. I just see her here a lot. She's alright sometimes.
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Yep. She's a British pop tart. I like British pop tarts.
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Thanks! And, I can tell.
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Heehee. British chicks.
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I'm the same way with Australian dudes. The accent makes me melt.
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Yeah, I'm a sucker for a good accent. And a lot of the English gals I know are pretty open minded.
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12 year old boys have child-birthing hips like that? You must know some strange children.
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I think she meant the hair..that's some fugly hair cut right there.
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Yes I did mean the boyish hair. Thank you! I guess some uncertifieds need everything spelled out for them.
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Why is Lily not flashing somethin'... as in a wardrobe malfunction, not a peace sign?
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What a fugly money-grubbing WHORE.
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I think she looks great here even though she's a shit excuse for a celebrity and seriously 49 isn't that old. Brad Pitt is like that age and I wouldn't imagine anyone complaining if HE dated a 23 year old. Get over yourselves you don't know what made them go into a relationship not every young girl with an older man is fucking for money.
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Yeah. Aussie dudes are irresistable because of their accents but it's a front for the fact that they are, for the most part, tossers of the highest order.
A nice Irish accent is always a pleasure though with far less wankery!
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Oh, and this works both ways. Jay Jopling has just split with his missus. Life-affirming nubile gash for him, life-affirming big bank balance and father figure for her.
I think this just proves once again that London is so inbred that everyone's within six degrees of fuckeration of each other.
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i think six degrees is a little too kind...more like three.
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