Why's 16-Year Old Taylor Momsen Dressed Like This?
Thursday, July 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back on the set of "Gossip Girl" in Long Island CityHere's the 15-year old version of this same story. And, for those of you who missed, it, Taylor celebrated her 16th birthday at Hiro Ballroom.

























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She's dressed like that because she thinks it makes her look cool and edgy.
It does not.
Instead, it makes her look like a meth head.
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Look's like maria sharapova!...they are bouth ugly!
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The surgeon general would not approve of this photoset.
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how hard core, she's carrying a lighter
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I don't see what's wrong with her dress... how old should you be to wear it?
Really crap shoes though, they look like Frankensteins hand-me-downs!
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I don't care... she has potential. I like her. Then again, I seem to like the chicks, that get posted on this site; that everyone else hates. so fuck you...more for me!
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lol..she luks 25 2 me are u sure she's 16
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where are her parents?
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busy looking for another outfit for her....
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I also like her - pretty girl. The dress if fine too, if a
little short for my taste. At 16, it's normal she'd be trying
to find a style that's "her" so I dunno what the fuss is.
We need more posts like:
"Why's 47 year old *hasbeens' name* dressed like this?"
Haha. XD
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She warrented two post today??
I surely think not, I guess the struggle to redefine the corporate indentity of MoeJackson contines, after having abandoned the true ways of Bastardly-ness.
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I don't know, but some rear or side shots might do it justice, though I doubt it.
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Seems like she's trying to dress up like her not so teenage co-stars.
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She looks like any other typical 16 year old. Since she's a celebrity people expect her to look perfect all the time but I'd say fairly normal looking.
I'm sure we'll hear her say her music is a form of self expression and it helped her work through problems she had and so on. This last part isn't really directed toward her but here goes: All you "musicians" should work out your problems in your own head or the real world instead of singing about it. Then saying that music helped you so much meanwhile you're hooked on drugs and die of an overdose one day.
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I think you're missing the point of art.
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no, not this faggot again. jeez, how fabricated can u possibly be? i actually like the outfit, just not on her. she's got long legs. and that is all. that potato nose of hers has g2g.
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"faggot"?? Are you calling Taylor a gay male, a cigarette or a meatball?
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mmmmm meatballs
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I second that *mmmmm meatballs*! Dammit, Goli!
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ah the meatballs in greece were the best ive ever had! oh to be back!
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I'm sure anything in Greece would be the best ever.
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no the wine wasnt the best in honesty. I still love my italian reds!
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How were the doner kebabs? I could never get a handle on where they were from, I heard both Greece and Turkey?
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they're turkish i think! didnt have any kebabs, it was more seafood where i went. I didnt even see any rotating meat while i was there, which was sad because you know how i love a kebab!!
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When you visit the states, don't miss the Gyros (Greek) and Tacos al Pastor (Mexican). Both rotate on a vertical spit.
Tacos al Pastor
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nice!
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Don't have gyro tacos those as Greek-Mexican fusion cuisine isn't good for your bowels. Kind of like how chocolate and puppies are both great but combining them can have bad results.
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LOL, thanks for the advice!
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Even "the Greek" style of loving?
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She's the next Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. It's sad because she's just a child.
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Interesting fact, but dressing like a some meth head makes me send a patrol officer out there.
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her "parents have been pimping her from age 2 what would you expect.. Taste class common sense..
Good legs and 16 is legal here so why not..
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damn she has some awesome legs
so far this is best celeb check from 1993, so i dig her even more
old pics of when she was hot
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1656451/taylor-momsen-candy-c...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1143771/taylor-momsen-fifi-aw...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1051011/meester-momsen-met-05...
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cause she thinks she some sort of hardcore punk...
she must be hanging out with Avril...
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She's dressed like that because on that show the kids act 10 years older than they are and the adults act 20 years younger than they are.
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Taylor Momsen is the next coming of Courtney Love (but with 1000 times less talent).... count on it.
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At least she won't kill Kurt Cobain.
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if he was alive to hear her band, he wouldve actually pulled the trigger himself.
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sexy bitch
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how long again do I have to wait until I can lock those long legs around my face?
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until you die and go to heaven
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Will she turn 18 before the Nip Slips and upskirts start?
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Why do you even bother with her?, she is not attractive and just comes across and insecure attention seeker Taylor=Meh
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FUCK........That dress and those legs are pedolicious!
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At least she won't be able to kill Kurt Cobain.
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