Why's 16-Year Old Taylor Momsen Dressed Like This?

These were snapped a couple days back on the set of "Gossip Girl" in Long Island City

Here's the 15-year old version of this same story. And, for those of you who missed, it, Taylor celebrated her 16th birthday at Hiro Ballroom.

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She's dressed like that because she thinks it makes her look cool and edgy.

It does not.

Instead, it makes her look like a meth head.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:12pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Look's like maria sharapova!...they are bouth ugly!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:14pm
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The surgeon general would not approve of this photoset.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:17pm
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how hard core, she's carrying a lighter

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:18pm
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I don't see what's wrong with her dress... how old should you be to wear it?

Really crap shoes though, they look like Frankensteins hand-me-downs!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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I don't care... she has potential. I like her. Then again, I seem to like the chicks, that get posted on this site; that everyone else hates. so fuck you...more for me!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:36pm
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lol..she luks 25 2 me are u sure she's 16

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:38pm
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where are her parents?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:43pm
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busy looking for another outfit for her....

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 8:05am
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I also like her - pretty girl. The dress if fine too, if a
little short for my taste. At 16, it's normal she'd be trying
to find a style that's "her" so I dunno what the fuss is.

We need more posts like:

"Why's 47 year old *hasbeens' name* dressed like this?"

Haha. XD

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 12:46pm
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She warrented two post today??

I surely think not, I guess the struggle to redefine the corporate indentity of MoeJackson contines, after having abandoned the true ways of Bastardly-ness.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 1:04pm
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I don't know, but some rear or side shots might do it justice, though I doubt it.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 1:43pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

Seems like she's trying to dress up like her not so teenage co-stars.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:00pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She looks like any other typical 16 year old. Since she's a celebrity people expect her to look perfect all the time but I'd say fairly normal looking.

I'm sure we'll hear her say her music is a form of self expression and it helped her work through problems she had and so on. This last part isn't really directed toward her but here goes: All you "musicians" should work out your problems in your own head or the real world instead of singing about it. Then saying that music helped you so much meanwhile you're hooked on drugs and die of an overdose one day.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:23pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

I think you're missing the point of art.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:42pm
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no, not this faggot again. jeez, how fabricated can u possibly be? i actually like the outfit, just not on her. she's got long legs. and that is all. that potato nose of hers has g2g.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:44pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

"faggot"?? Are you calling Taylor a gay male, a cigarette or a meatball?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:56pm
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mmmmm meatballs

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:02pm
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I second that *mmmmm meatballs*! Dammit, Goli!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:05pm
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ah the meatballs in greece were the best ive ever had! oh to be back!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:06pm
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I'm sure anything in Greece would be the best ever.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:10pm
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no the wine wasnt the best in honesty. I still love my italian reds!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:12pm
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How were the doner kebabs? I could never get a handle on where they were from, I heard both Greece and Turkey?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:26pm
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they're turkish i think! didnt have any kebabs, it was more seafood where i went. I didnt even see any rotating meat while i was there, which was sad because you know how i love a kebab!!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:30pm
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When you visit the states, don't miss the Gyros (Greek) and Tacos al Pastor (Mexican). Both rotate on a vertical spit.


Tacos al Pastor

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 4:24pm
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nice!

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 6:34am
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Don't have gyro tacos those as Greek-Mexican fusion cuisine isn't good for your bowels. Kind of like how chocolate and puppies are both great but combining them can have bad results.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:21am
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LOL, thanks for the advice!

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:25am
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Even "the Greek" style of loving?

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 1:59am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She's the next Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. It's sad because she's just a child.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 2:55pm
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Interesting fact, but dressing like a some meth head makes me send a patrol officer out there.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:08pm
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her "parents have been pimping her from age 2 what would you expect.. Taste class common sense..

Good legs and 16 is legal here so why not..

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 3:21pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

cause she thinks she some sort of hardcore punk...

she must be hanging out with Avril...

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 6:07pm
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She's dressed like that because on that show the kids act 10 years older than they are and the adults act 20 years younger than they are.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 6:12pm
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Taylor Momsen is the next coming of Courtney Love (but with 1000 times less talent).... count on it.

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 6:19pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

At least she won't kill Kurt Cobain.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 10:59am
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1 Bastard Digs This!

if he was alive to hear her band, he wouldve actually pulled the trigger himself.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 5:48pm
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sexy bitch

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 8:05pm
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how long again do I have to wait until I can lock those long legs around my face?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 10:02pm
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until you die and go to heaven

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 1:06am
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Will she turn 18 before the Nip Slips and upskirts start?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 @ 10:39pm
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2 Bastards Dig This!

Why do you even bother with her?, she is not attractive and just comes across and insecure attention seeker Taylor=Meh

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 1:56am
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FUCK........That dress and those legs are pedolicious!

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 3:09am
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At least she won't be able to kill Kurt Cobain.

Friday, July 31st, 2009 @ 11:18am
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